How to get this big natty?

How to get this big natty?

I'm 6'5 is it possible?

His t-shirt doesnt even fit his bicep/triceps around, he is dyel

He looks fat.

>He wears basketball shorts to the gym

If those fags are so strong why they have to wear tshirts and tattoos with Strong motherfucker, the beast, etc

Small penises

Eat your vegetables.

The guy's 6'1" and the girl is 5"11.

>strong mother fucker
>arms are 1/10th the size of his torso
>waist is wider than chest
>fat guy beard
>covering his baldness

he's a powerlifter all right.

He's 6'9" actually.

Now's not the time for sex jokes user.

skullcrushers x F

you are insane if you think you could get this big natty, even with the luckiest genetics in the world

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Their sex must look fantastic. That tiny, dainty thicc girl begging to be bred by an alpha giant. He's a cornball, but I'd love to see them fuck.

Why is this a meme? Why aren't basketball shorts acceptable?

I think it's supposed to be sarcastic, making fun of things that don't wfdect anything and being overly judgemental.

Basically is a meme in fit to say that common things that everyone does are unacceptable. Like wearing basketball shorts, drinking between sets or staring at the void during rest time.

Don't forget edging between sets when at home

his dick is probably 3" big from how fat he is.

source: was a 6'6 260lb dude with a 5" cock, now 7.5" cause fit.

that guy's at least 300lbs.

Or he might have a proportional dick and be 11", 9 visible. I want her to be screaming for that big hulk to knock her up while a scrawny cuck shoots his beta dna into the trashcan.

Become obese, suck your gut in 24/7. That's the only way to get those proportions natty.

me irl

Dicks bigger than 9 inches don't exist, or else there would be such dicks in porn. Instead in porn it's all manlets with 7 inchers + camera angles. Absurdly big dicks are a meme.

You're an idiot. Let me guess, the rulers they use in cock measuring porn are miniatures, right?

Probably, if they say anything above 8 inches. My friend, this is widely known. Porn dicks aren't "real". It's the same deal as Hollwood actors and WWE wrestlers pretending to be several inches taller than they actually are. There's no reason NOT to do it so of course they do it. The "big" porn dicks are all between (thick) 6.5 and (average to thick) 8 inches. The rest is angles and the fact that both the men and the women in porn are all SHORT. You look at the proportions and assume the dicks have to be enormous, actually they're fairly normal, that's just how a 7 incher looks on a, say, 5'8 dude, when fucking a 5'2 woman.

I'd say the majority of dicks in porn are def under 9", but outliers like Mandingo and shane diesel do indeed exist.

>fat

Tfw always had a hulking muscular back and everyone just assumes you're fat with a shirt on.

Not so bad now that I'm older but in highschool this killed me.

It's not your back that makes you look fat, retard.

P.S. Not gonna bother doing the same with "Mandingo", just use your head and stop falling for Jewish bullshit.

So how about mandingo? Also, enjoy your ban.