>Alexander comes up to you
>"Meet me after midnight in my chambers, you pretty thing, I'll show you a good time"
Do you go?
Alexander comes up to you
Yes.
absolutely
But of course
I'm not even gay, but I wouldn't pass up the chance for sexy times with Alexander the fuckin Great
I would let Bucephalus tear me a new asshole if King Alexander asked it of me
I tell him to stop standing in my sunlight.
>tfw he just wants to play Risk
>Implying Risk isn't as good as sex
I want to protect his smile
>implying risk is anything more than war themed backgammon
M8 if the great conqueror Himself wants to conquer my boipussy there's no such thing as refusing
>we play a primitive version of Rome total war all night
Go back to sleep and hope I dream of Napoleon
Alexander the Great was NOT gay
Same thing with Caesar, nothing but liberal propaganda
He killed millions.
For Alexander, anything.
The only white man worthy of being an exception to a steady diet of hard, feral jungle BBC.
[erection intensifies]
To save billions.
Step aside, faggot.
You're blocking my sunlight.
it's not gay if he's a Great Man
I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.
how? there weren't even a billion people living at the time
Future billions. Not including you.
fuckin fags
Maybe if it was daddy Hadrian but instead Alexander "the great manchild" can fuck right off.
t. Prince_of_Macedon
Based
prince of south east asia
Nah, guy was a murderous jerk.
It's very possible. Phillip II was gay and it was an ex lover who killed him. It was only seen as gay to be the submissive one
If you think what I got is sexy, then you're gonna love what I'm gonna give you.
t. Parviz Namjoo
fuck off collin your drunk again
Depends. Would Alexander be the top or bottom?
Alexander was gay.
Caesar wasn't, but that wasn't liberal propaganda, that was aristocratic conservative propaganda from his time. Cicero would make fun of him by calling him gay.
t. Queen of Bithynia
Alexander had three wives at once. At most he was bisexual, but certainly not gay.
That's a bit gay allie
three wives and ONE kid.
Remember that wives to a king is about alliances
>liberal propaganda
What?
It depends on what you mean by gay...
Alexander did not have sex with men or even women outside of marriage. He was not a lustful man.
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>You will never introduce alex to video games
>tfw he quits conquering to play total war because you're a faggot and didn't realize he was just bored
(OP)
>burnt Persepolis including its library, leaving a massive gap in history
Fuck you snow niggers.
>applying modern conceptions such as "homosexuality" and "heterosexuality" to classical antiquity
lmao
Will he crosdress?