/Fraud/ - Steroids, blogposting, and retarded natties general

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How to /fraud/ pro suite: hide alex, gland and bimbo posts and don't reply to any of their convos.

bimbo isn't tripping now though

Im a massive faggot attempting my first cycle and i was wondering if i need nolva and clomid both for PCT?
Was just planning a simple 12week test E cycle

>Stats
29 yo, 200lbs, 6'1'' and around a 17% bf
spent the past 3 years lifting

Just nolva is fine friend

Nice

She's all core but I'm super into it

>cut hand earlier, scrape some flaps of skin off
>doing tricep rope pushdowns
>flaps of skin left on rope fuck
>home gym yolo
>eat the flap of skin

Nolva alone is fine. I would recommend cutting down a few percent bf as it will make AI easier. 12 weeks is a little on the shorter side but that's up to you.

who dat?

pls dont say trap

You're looking massive man, mirin.

Also woman you're is looking thick, i am also into thick legs and asses

does she exclusively do glutes and core?

My roommate. Considering her pussy works super well I don't think she's a trap.

Hey will 25mg of tbol do anything for 4 weeks. Picked up 28 of them for $60, and yes I'm on test as well.

I'm going bald

Thanks for the advice buddy.

Not if you take care of it at the right time

>Not if you take care of it at the right time
HOW

more pics?

Depends on how worse it is

Thank you both, ive heard some you pretty much need or should be low bf to gain an effect but i might drop down for a few weeks before going on cycle

I want to try a short one first time to see how i react and maybe go for a GHRP-6/GRF 1-29 dosage later on or a second cycle if things go well

Should i add any other supplements in my cycle (even non-roids) to get a better effect?
Planning out a full food schedule for maximum effect so personal tips are appreciated

It will do something for sure. Nothing I would be proud of though.

Thanks dude I lost a lot of weight and got fat tho.
She likes a modified ss. Basically 4x6 on compounds and all accessories 3xf.

So yes only core and legs
More

She takes better pics than me. They have to take 3 pics per shift for her barista position so I'll just check her IG.

No tits, fantastic ass. Unsure what to think of this.

>More
>She takes better pics than me. They have to take 3 pics per shift for her barista position so I'll just check her IG.

more interested in noodz

It's the best combo. Plus she lactates ;)

never really cared for tits, and if she does, there's always implants

Yall niggers need Jesus.

jk MOAR

>fantastic ass

She wants them up to like a B but I say go full bimbo. Her boss is like full on thicc bimbo status. Kinda chubby huge ass and fake E cups.

Well typical var + decent glutework ass. Not sure where I lied there, also subjective anyway.

>E cups
JUST

Should I up the tbol To 50mg instead of 25 then I'll also be on 900mg of test e

I'm jut waiting for my girl to go full plastic mode.

Lmao should have mentioned that earlier, at that test dose 25 might even be adequate. I personally have made good experiences with 800test e 40 tbol but depending on how well you handle sides just stay at 25 or do 30 max. I suppose.

Honestly cannot blame you. E is a bit too much for me still though kek

He didn't even post her whole ass and she's built like a door

>I'm jut waiting for my girl to go full plastic mode.

>My girl

Lmfo, when she goes bimbo mode, she's everyone's girl. Don't even kid yourself.

Alright cool thanks man

I mean I'm a pornstar and we're not committed so whatever. When people ask what we are I just say I spend a lot of time inside her.

I have seen enough asses in my life to guess the rest. If it has no weird disfigured slope just off camera I can say I like it.

>built like a door
Yeah she is literal fridgemode+ass. Which is why my main focus lies on her butt.

No wait he posted a full ass pic as I was typing this, I like it for sure now kek

It's not advice he gave you MasT it's common sense.

You have a decent job. Where does all the money go? If you want to break the salve cycle you need a side income

Make craglist posts offering your service to please cuck's wives

Stop spending so much money eating out. Buy cheap things.

Save as much as you can, invest it all, stick to diversified index funds.

Every dollar you save today turns into a lot of dollars in the future.

You have free time clearly since you post here. You could be dumpster diving or something. You guys remember my shitpsotinf about it. That is easy easy money, you just need to not have too much pride to jump in a dumpster.

You say you can make anyone big. I can make anyone financially stable.

I listening to your advice, because I want to get big.

You wanna get financially in order?

why no trip.
are you finally leave us alone with alex.
we need more men to fight the fiend my friend.

>fantastic ass
kek
This.
I miss you already. lol

Yea she's kind of s plank which is why she does like 20 minutes of donkey kicks a day but her back is fucking amazing. Better than mine. She should compete imo.

But yeah having sit on your face makes you forget she's a little blocky.

Pic is before var tho

Dude the autism in this post is so bad it literally burned my eyes and I am blind now.
Thanks.

Is it possible for someone on 500mg Test-E to be depressed and anxious? I've been like this my whole life and I assumed Testosterone would fix it, but it hasn't despite cruising for a year and doing multiple blasts. I've never taken an AI, as I've never had symptoms of Gyno, but could it be estrogen related?

Actual porn or camming? My waifu cams and we've shot a few flicks to sell on ManyVids. good money.

Nope straight up g4p which she's cool with

how can you even? fuck man, if i was single i'd just fucking put up ads and get some models for some scenes and sell them on my own. g4p is kinda, bad my dude, really bad.

It's decent money to pad my 40k salary now so #whatever

what do you make 40k doing?

Retail easy work and it's in a store I enjoy

he takes it in his mouth and up his pooper.

lmaoing your life man
>godlike physical appearance
>nice money
>obssess over a 2/10 unstable bitchy chink
>me
>manlet
>decent body
>no money
>get laid frequent and fwb is 7/10
Why are you doing this to yourself.

I mean we live together and fuck 3-5x daily. I think she's pretty.

Low bodyfat makes AI easier because adipose tissue aromatizes heavily. That being said you can still roid at higher bodyfat but you'll get less out of it and it'll be more difficult. As far as supplementation, I don't really know of much you should add to a first cycle besides the obvious macro and micronutrients.

This. Don't reply to sesame street gang.

alex kill yourself, you are fucking worthless and immature as fuck.

bimbo what the fuck are you doing man, get the fuck outta that shitty relationship

glands what the fuck mate stop giving a shit about your family, get a job and move out. stop talking shit but fucking turn those words into actions.

for a bunch of faggots with high test y'all are pretty pathetic

i am moving out in 2 days. tomorrow is official move in day but i dont feel like being there for no reason since i know no one and will just be in my room doing nothing. classes start the day after so yea.

>just be in my room doing nothing
This is different to right now because...

THICC

Before var: 7-8/10 ass and figure.
After var: 9/10 ass on a literal camping cooler.

Priorities.

because sitting in my room for one more day wont kill me and will be less depressing than sitting in an empty dorm building while everyone else is at some party

>for a bunch of faggots with high test y'all are pretty pathetic
Where do you think you are?

use us as the counter argument when people think roids are magic

I'm not on gear tho

Anyways it seems magic for people with low test levels read what they write

Cures their depression and ED and no sex drive and shit

Its possible to have issues in your life unrelated to hormones, you know. Talk to a counselor/therapist.

god I am loving being back on a 6 day routine

the gym feels like home again

finally fucking not having sleep issues from having too much energy, too

I feel it.

Having a community at the gym is nice too. My new gym has late night regulars that are all really neat people. Cool to catch up with folks regularly, even if it's just locker room talk. Plus it's nice to get "looking big today" or "your roommates looking stronger" in passing.

>legs look better than abs
Kill me

you look like you're entering ayyyyylmao mode lad, in a good way

gettin yuge

>late night regulars

I feel it, I go early in the morning and there's a 60-some year old there who always catches up with me, usually just he and I in the gym at that time

guys got over 25 BB comps under his belt and is bretty big for his age

>unrelated

does anyone know how it looks doing a 2/3 blade with clippers all over the body? I do it for chest hair but not sure how it looks on arms/legs

pics would be nice

Work abs more mr dorito man
Im mirin tho

Today was high volume diddles

Mah this is just fat and skinny without a pump.

Pump is halfway acceptable.

The old iron heads are either the most quality gym goers or the saddest. Hit or miss. Sometimes is a quality dude who works and has a family and just lifted for 35 years or it's some dude who I'm afraid will be me just trying to hold on to his past. 25 feels old.

Clippers are cool on the entire body but I hate the texture of half shaven body hair. Go lush full body or just shave imo. No razor burn with coconut oil.

Arms are everything

That tattoo looks like you let a child draw on your arm. Cover that awful shit up

Where?

Daily reminder that women are attracted to the most natural and healthy men. This means facially, they are most attracted to a man without flaws. That is why Nick Bateman is seen as the best looking man on the planet right now, and Patrick Dempsey is referred to as McDreamy. They do not have chiseled jaws or sunken cheekbones. They don't have hunter eyes. They don't look like runway models. That's because runway models are pretty to look at, but are absolutely pathetic in an environmental setting where they need to survive. These two men have almost not a single flaw facially. It is not about defined features. It is not about being pretty to look at. It is about being healthy and having a very high genetic worth.

Women want a strong man, that is certain. They don't want a man who is overweight, but they don't want a man who is ripped either. Being ripped means you are dedicating your time to improve your muscles. You are specifically eating and specifically training these muscles simply to look good. This is the problem with gymcels. It's insecurity at its finest and it is trying literally your hardest to look good.

The most attractive man to women is one who is genetically strong. Who has muscle that is slightly defined from working construction or building things. Spending your nights in a gym somewhere while you work an office job or something like that is highly detestable in the brains of a woman. The ideal body and face for a man is:

Lacking flaws
Healthy
Strong

You do not need big muscles. In a primal sense, having big muscles is a very bad thing. It means you do not dedicate your time to hunting and gathering food. You do not help out around your tribes camp. You simply keep to yourself and pick things up and down while eating all the food the others bring in just to gain more muscles for validation.

There is no bigger scam on the planet than going to the gym. Spend your time building a log cabin out in the woods. Cut the wood yourself and split it. Collect moss and tar it to the building. Create fires. Bail hay. Become a real man. Women will take a man like that over one who counts his calories and prepares his meals every Sunday in neat little containers 100/100 times.

There's nothing wrong with being strong, but you must be the right kind of strong. Looking unnatural is never a good thing.

I'd like to add also. Being able to run long distances. Showing you are actually capable of surviving is crucial in the eyes of women. Ever seen a gymcel run? They can hardly breathe after 10 seconds. I have a bodybuilding friend who refuses to run. Running kills their gains.

M I R I N
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always nice to see whats going on in the mind of autists, nice input man.

>apply this 100+ years ago

Not everyone is lifting for girls stop projecting your motivations onto others

not even reading this garbage

wow man, measurements?

Your arms are a similar shape to mine. Do you do a lot of hammer/reverse curls?

Rope hammer pulldowns for a lot.
Idk biggish

Winstrol is fucking magic. 7 days in and i look so much leaner even tho im a fat sack of shit (like 17-18% bf, mostly in my love handles)

>tfw cursed with wristlet genetics and nothing will ever fix it regardless of how much cattle hormone you inject

(natty)
I'm seeing people talk about test taking a few weeks to "kick in" as far as feelings go. Is it the same for performance/recovery?

Hey /fraud/, how do I into gear?

This is a first cycle post.

23yo, 6'4, 190lbs/ 86.5kg, lifting for over 6 years approx 4year lifting age, approx 10% bf. I also have naturally occuring gyno and shitty shoulder genetics.

So my goal isnt to pack on muscle although obviously its still welcomed. Im joining the army (aus) hopefully within 6 months so my goals now are to just be a better all round athlete. What this means for me mainly is just being able to recover better and have my body perform at its peak with and limit injuries/nigglies etc.
As I said above im joining the army but as a non combat role. So ideally id take something thats not going to be obvious on tests but from what ive been told its not a big deal. Also looking at minimal side effects.
So my research is leading towards Ipamorelin but obviously im here to get more information from experienced people so please hit me with that knowledge lads.
also reading the /r wiki and it says a GHRP should be run with GHRH but does it work the other way as well?

Cheers!

Nope, should notice increased performance in a week or so, recovery maybe two weeks tho imo

Sounds like you want hgh. Pretty sure its legal in aus too but idk

>HGH
>legal in Aus
Fuckin kek
Nothing good is legal here

Cool, thanks.

youtube.com/watch?v=GsJX3zEPOEc

The possible side effects including encouraging cancer, gyno and bone plate growth scare me a bit though..

You are specifically eating and specifically training these muscles simply to look good. This is the problem with gymcels. It's insecurity at its finest and it is trying literally your hardest to look good.

Insecurity at it's finest is you posting this

>Spend your time building a log cabin out in the woods. Cut the wood yourself and split it. Collect moss and tar it to the building. Create fires. Bail hay.
>Become a real man.

No

Is there a good site or store to purchase needles/syringe at?

I want 21-23g .5"/1" to draw, 23-28g 1"/1.5" to inject

But many of the kits I find are entire syringes and not just needle changes. I have the juice I just want a cleaner/smoother inject.

Help?

generally you'll get a syringe+needle together and buy a separate smaller needle on the side

search for terumo or bd. amazon has them if you're in the states. in most other countries you can just buy shit over the counter or google local results

Lost weight

Fuck me so I'm back girlfriend still doesn't want to get back after finding my roids. Wants to meet up during the week to give me a hug one last time WHAT THE FUCK. Says she still loves me and wants to be with me but is hurt that I lied to her for 3 years.

should have hid them better

do you follow a program or just go and lift things.