Eyeing this hot 16-year-old girl at the gym (it's legal)

>see girl, she mirin
>like girl
>not talk to girl
>stalk said girl
>make Veeky Forums thread bout said girl
>"jeez guise why no gf"

I hope you are baiting.

So what do you do when you're resting between heavy sets or working in with someone? Do you just sit there and play with your phones like the autists I know you are?

well, looks like your personality is shit, try working on that

so how did u get her last name???????
sounds like you're a creep.

yes

>americans

you people are disgusting always trying to small talk and socialize with strangers

>resting between heavy sets

yes, honestly the last thing I want to do after doing a heavy ass deadlift set is carry on a conversation with some faggot

You answered your own question

Nobody gives a fuck about that stuff IRL. What you read on the Internet is far from true in real life, look around and there is ugly short poor guys with hot girlfriends everywhere

I'm European.

Kek, is talking that tiring for you, fatass?

>type name into facebook search engine
>have common friends because same gym
>comes up as one of the top results

Wow, fucking rocket science.

so you actively stalk her and don't add her. but apparently know everybody by first name
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>adding people from the gym

Enjoy your newsfeed being cluttered with "motivational" pics every fucking day. Also, I'm not really persuing anyone right now. I'd rather wait until my cut is complete.

Are you me? But my ex and I spoke about the possible genetic advantages if we were to procreate. She ended up with some dyle lanklet (I'm a 5'11' consul of manlets) that's a genetic failure since he's physically unable to work out and has tons of mental illness he whines about. In any case, I got to bone her first, but I made a lot of really bad decisions.
No more blog posts for me.

When you make good bank, height, age, and lifting stats become numbers

Same here, I was her first (in every hole) so I hope that fag enjoys my semen on his tongue.

all these excuses for that fact you are some creep who stalks 16 year olds.
enjoy being single!

>a 1500 total

The fact you think this matters is why you don't have a gf.

No worries gents, just makes finding an objectively attractive person in comparison easier

Because that bald manlet actually talked to her and asked her out instead of going home and stalking her on Facebook.

I've been lifting among many regulars for over two years and I don't know their names.

Tfw I'm 21 and mid-bulk so I'm pretty chunky, recently started dating a crazy hot innocent 16 year old girl(also legal here) and can't wait for her to bring up training so I can seal the deal and tell her I'm gonna get shredded in the summer

What does it even mean? A 1500 total of what?

>not being bald in the year of our lord 2017
>being taller than 5'7
>having a big dick

I seriously hope you guys aren't doing this.

Nobody even mentioned dicks ITT, fagmaster.

Bitches aint shit user make your money boo

God speed, lads, I wish you many mires and good gfs.

NYR get the fuck out

>18yo student
>eating kebab in the quad
>sunny af
>birds everywhere, greedy pigeons pursue scraps of food
>rip off spare carbs and throw at pigeons
>birds are looking happy
>cute Korean bitch sits down less than ten yards away
>she starts taking selfies
>snapchat this for laughs, send to friends
>groupchat responds, "user TALK TO HER YOU KEK"
>"GO GO GO DO IT"
>my brain scrambles to make order
>should I keep feeding pigeons or should I talk to qt
>end up throwing a piece of pita bread at her
>pigeons swarm her
>she gets pissed and leaves

so I know I fucked up lads, but what should I have done instead? I should have approached her but what would I say?

She is taking selfies while alone outside, how big of an airheaded slut do you think she is?
You lost nothing.

your pic related is cringe famalam

>call people autists for looking at their phones like everyone does nowadays
>while you're trying to date a 16 year old because you can't get a girl your own age

L
M
F
A
O

>acting tough on a Finish cave painting website.

It's true "famalam"

The only person from the gym who's name i know is some fuccboi fag that im guessing tried to hit on me while asking me if he can step in between my sets and after i was done he introduced himself. And i only remembered because his name is Mario and he cant pronounce R. Havent spoken to him besides that.

>Introduced himself to someone working out on the same machine
>Fuccboi fag that tried to hit on me

kys as soon as possible, if not for you please do it for the people that have to live with your shitty attitude.

Lemme elaborate
And i think its worth mentioning that he has a typical metrosexual look and goes to the gym woth gel'd hair and is fixing it every 30 seconds infront of a mirror

>doing biceps curls with a barbell on that fucking sitting thing
Im not an native english speaker i dont know the expressions
>he comes up to me and asks how much i have left
>tell him he can step in between my sets
>i start doing my set as he stares at me
>struggle to do the final rep but pull it off
>he says "you're good"
>i was a shitty dyel at the time
>he does his set
>i go to do mine again as he stares at me and just stands there like a girl
>tell him im done
>he says okay and extends his hand and tells me his name with his gay smile
>confused chuckle
>shake his hand and tell him my name

I know a faggot when i see one.

>TL:DR
>Justifying yourself this hard on a Peruvian pastel drawing website

Just end it

You don't deserve her, autist. Not all of us are making it.

>tfw ex started dating a turbo manlet twink 2 weeks after she broke up with you

Fuck me

>dating a woman over 20
>ever

Lmao cuck.

You can't get a girlfriend if you just stare at random sloots, go out and get some numbers.

Wow, you Veeky Forumsfags are really insecure, aren't you?

Someone once said this; Veeky Forums is filles with /r9k/ fags who lift.