If my boyfriend cums in my ass will it affect my daily carb/protein macros? If so...

If my boyfriend cums in my ass will it affect my daily carb/protein macros? If so, what are some other ejaculation points that would limit the impact?

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I'm serious. I'm pretty strict on my keto diet and I don't want his protein shake to knock me out of ketosis.

Bait thread?

I'd say the only thing gay about this post is that OP does keto.

Paleo is where the gainz are fuckshit

I'm not hearing a no....

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Yes, if he cums in your ass it will affect your macros. You need to swallow instead, because your stomach acids destroy the proteins, which then don't affect your macros.

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