Tfw bench more than my stepdad

> not cucking your stepdad by fucking your own mom

>tfw bench more than both your step-dad and you

I'm your dad now btw

>tfw bench more than both dads
feels fabulous

He's not based at all, he's a fucking prick and I wanna punch him in the face.

>Tfw your dad is dead
>Tfw you look back at old pics and realize he was DYEL with a shitty hairline

>Tfw Hockey-Wife gets hurt and I have to be the tough one in the relationship, but I can't put my own wife before my brother so I owe him $2,000

>deadlift more than my stepmom

Imagine the flirty texts Rick sends your mom to get her hot before he gets home. Imagine how anxious your mom is to wrap her lips around Rick's hard tool. Imagine how your mother lays on her back and let's Rick dominate her. She loves feeling the tip of his dick hitting her cervix. Your mom let's Rick cum all over the face you knew to be the source of all that was warm and comforting while you were growing up.

At least you can bench press more than him.

wtf is with the incest cucks flooding this board lately.

Fuck you for writing this shit. It's hard enough to ignore this crap when he always loves to rub my fucking face in it. Beating him at something actually feels fucking good.

Incest is for fags, I'm just rustling jimmies

Is it working?

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>tfw my wife's son benches more than me

> tfw first in my family to start lifting

Frig off Rick

DELET THIS

Veeky Forums

full of normal people

Good job OP. You are unironically his wife's son, which makes him a beta cuck. And now he knows you can kick his ass too. Nice dubs btw.

congrats on benching 135 you fat pussy

Is Rick the step-dad equivalent of Chad?

hey thats my mom bro if it makes her happy then im happy

shes an adult and can do what she wants

>getting trips while noticing dubs
nice bro.

What's her number, I want to tell her what a good son she has

yeah

gary is the fat happy balding real nice step dad

ITT: Oedipus complex

Oh look, it's Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger

>tfw 8 inches taller than my dad at 6'4
It's some sort of feel for sure

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me and a buddy think a friend of ours is a gay because one night while the two of them were on acid he kept saying there was something he needed to get off his chest, then he said " I love..." but my buddy cut him off.

what are some things to look out for and should we hint that we know he wants to try dick or should we leave it alone?

the buddy that isn't gay told his gf already whose a dumb whore so that might rush the time table of when to do what

Kek. my friend's stepdad is named Dave and he looks like a dollar store Guy Fierri, the guy's str8 outta Bawstin annd is the toughest , biggest guy
>for you
In his head at least.

The shmuck takes viagra, but it's not enough, as we've found a shitton of his mum's dildos in the closet.

Fuckin biggedt douche you'd ever meet

>TFW you can out bench your mom.
TFW I can't out bench my mom.
Fuck you mom

Also, Rick's fucking your mom OP

how old are you?

he was on acid it could've been anything. I wouldn't draw any conclusions

my bad, buddy says shrooms not acid. still probably could have been anything

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>tfw bench more than dad and stepdad combined

I am a god amongst DYELs.

>tfw found anal lube in my step-dad's nightstand once

>tfw don't bench at all because I hurt my shoulder

Haha, suck on that OP!

don't you love your mommy?

Oh fuck off come on. Kid, its like a mans right to want to beat off to his mom and fucking out lift and beat the shit outta his dad, you take that fucking garbage attitude right there and and shove it up you ass, I myself am a 3rd degree Freuder and just fucked my own mom while he was going out and working his wagecuck (heh and read cuck too) job.

Veeky Forums - Weird Freudian Fantasies

RICK drinks BUDWISER and has a BEER GUT but he still FUCKS your MOM while you LISTEN and CRY in your ROOM

When I was younger I used to watch her cook. She was so suave and sophisticated. 100% wife material.

real dad is named gary
step dad is named joe

>tfw joe is packing
>tfw wish he was my real dad so I had dem.dick genetic

Dude literally

Everytime l jack off l can think of nothing but beating my dad infront of my mom and force my cock into my mother as she begs for my (passed out) dad to help

After a few seconds of banging she'll be broken and come back to herself but as my woman instead

>tfw look better than my father and my grandfathers at their peak

Wait, so are we now saying stepdads are alpha?

You realize this guy literally has a "wife's son" right?

Shouldn't we be calling him a cuck or whatever?

> "the problem with America is all the single mothers raising shitty kids"
> "raising another man's child makes you worthless garbage"

maybe Veeky Forums finally realized that everything it believes and says is a nonsensical contradiction

I think Veeky Forums shits on single mothers raising shitty kids because they stereotype them as women who fucked alphas who ran away on them (in alpha fashion) and then settles with a beta because they are desperate enough for sex and affection to raise another man's child.

Not that I necessarily agree with this. But I don't think it has anything to do with concern over the child.

>you shouldn't raise your own kids, you should raise some nigger sluts kid

somebody needs to raise the thing or society will pay the price, but denigrate it as much as possible so that the kid grows up to fulfill all of the stereotypes we predict it will instead

t. /pol/

But neither of those are wrong.

Yes kids growing up in single mother households is a serious problem... But if you offer to raise her kid with her, you're still a fucking cuck.

It may help society, but fuck if I'm gonna be a cuck m8. In an ideal world, woman wouldn't be shitting out babies quite as carelessly.

> raising another mans kid = cuck
> banging the kids mum and letting him know = alpha

so are step dads the top teir of cucks or the bottom teir of alphas

>so are step dads the top teir of cucks or the bottom teir of alphas
pavlov's cat bro

I sometimes wonder if Veeky Forums has ruined me or if I always had these opinions.

I literally will not date a single mother because "fuck if I'm raising another mans kid." On some level I think it shouldn't matter, but I would lose respect for myself if I ever did.

>my dad squatted less than I did at the current age I am now
>he is 6'3 while I am 5'9

There is literally nothing wrong with judging people or disregarding them entirely because of their choices.

>my dad was a pussy at my age but still got pussy because he wasn't a faggot manlet like me.

neat

Rick is filling OP's moms wonton pussy with his sizable penis, telling him about it, and generally giving no fucks. OP is old enough that Rick doesn't have to help raise him, but not old enough to stop him from penetrating her. Rick is definitely the alpha in this situation.

I'm going with cuck.

An alpha could find a woman without that sort of baggage. With a woman with a kid, you are putting time and resources into something with no return to yourself other than sex and affection (which can be gained without raising a kid that isn't yours if you aren't a beta.)

I'd say not alpha because banging a single mother is, on average, easier than banging a woman who isn't. Its not like the kid is presenting an obstacle. Your not "out-alphaing" the kid.

>tfw shorter than your dad (6'3")
>tfw 5'8"

Should I kill myself now or later?

DELET THIS

good post

Diddlylift nearly three times my dads bodyweight, try pushing me around now Bill and see what fucking happens to you.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little stepson? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in fucking your mom, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret love making sessions on your bed, and I have over 300 confirmed inches of penis length. I am trained in bench press and I’m the top lifter in the entire household. You are nothing to me but just another cuck. I will wipe my penis on your moms face with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, stepson. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of school principals across the USA and your grades are being erased right now so you better prepare for the grounding, stepson. The grounding that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your solace from hearing me fuck your mom. You’re fucking jealous, kid. I can bang her anywhere, anytime, and I can make her cum in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual endurance, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kama Sutra and I will use it to its full extent to wear your promiscuous mom out, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now your mom's paying the price, you goddamn stepson. I will shit all over your moms chest and she will drown in it. You’d better fucking bet, kiddo.

I did a captcha just to let you know how hard I laughed

Thank you, sir.

>Stepdad Rick

topkek

You know what won't help with the single moms problem?

ALL BUT GUARANTEEING THEY CAN GET A MAN AT ALL.

The more children grow up without a father the more motivated they'll be to keep themselves within a monogomous relationship after having a kid. If there's always a looming hope that some beta male can come in and just "fix" everything once they're gone then men will always have another excuse to be a shitty dad.

This made me rage

my parents got divorced when I was like 16 an a couple years later my mom remarried this young guy (like 27) who had been in jail for talking to 14 year olds on the internet.

He makes a lot of money selling boats or something now and seems pretty normal but there's nothing normal about dating a mid 40s mom (not even milf status she's fat) when you're still a relatively young guy. I knew there was something weird about him because of this.

Anyway I'm kind of a Chad and he's always been jealous of my life. He tries to act like he's been there done that when I would bring home qts. One night when I was 19 a "friend" of his visited (obviously his old oneitis or something) and I banged her on the couch and I still talk to her and it pisses him off and my mom. Then I joined the Marines and he always likes to talk about how he "did similar training when he was at the police academy" which he failed out of. My actual dad was military and this has always been a sore subject with the stepdad. Oh and he definitely doesn't lift.

Never really understood how you could be jealous of your stepdad esp since by definition he's kind of a cuck failure for dating your mom and having to pay for her kids shit. Definitely can see how a stepdad could project his failures onto his stepsons though.