"Oh wow user you go to gym and lift weights, tell me do you have hobbies or are you just meathead?"

>tfw

How can she be so perfect

10/10 would impregnate

>tfw too smart to lift

>her head looks like a tennis racket
My sides were not prepared

Well, I'm trying to write short stories. I'd like to do sci-fi or mystery. If I'm lucky I might even be able to sell a few. Which would be cool.

"Tell me, do you just pretend to be stupid or are you just a fivehead?"

fucking faggots. she's objectively unattractive, you just can't see that because you grew up jacking it to her.

Ask anyone who wasn't a kid during the harry potter days and they'll tell you the same.

She's actually a troglodyte though.

why this headass fucking bitch here

Emma Stone is obviously the pinnacle of female aesthetics. 100% qt

> implying me being my 20s when harry potter came out stopped me jerking it

nice

Nice try Vince, she's mine

This is weird in the thumbnail her ring disappears but when you click the image it appears.

jews

I automatically read that in a cockney accent
Had a laff op

She's not yours, she hates men you delusional retard.

>Hates men

So why hasn't she turned lesbian yet, friend?

"just a meathead with abs"

She's got a nice face but she's soooo plain

Kek

...

>feminist
She should be shot in the face.

>Non ugly feminist
>Implying she's not just virtue signaling to the ugly chicks and dykes
>Implying she doesn't take shots to the face, lower back stomach cervix and tonsils from chad and jamal every other day.

kek

She is objectively terrible for you guys and your gains.

Needs some more THICCC and High test for true gains

We left this meme in 2016. We're doing thin athletic grills now. Like a george foreman or some shit, none of that big green egg nonsense.

memes live on, if pepe can live through the ages then i think high test can.

that's funny coming from a women because most women have 0 hobbies except for taking pictures and spamming social websites

/thread

I also enjoy shit posting on /mu/ about deathgrips

good try low test fag

>a woman asking a guy what other hobbies he has

That's rich. I never met a girl who had any hobbies, unless Facebook is a hobby now.

lmao is this a literal gains goblin cause it sure looks like one

>ask her what her hobbies are
>"i like to go shopping, listen to music, and watching netflix!"

Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums, and Veeky Forums

the holy trinity

only the manliest of hobbies

As long as you're not a GM fangirl

I also inject oil into my buttocks on a regular basis and bake pastrys to relax.

what the fuck is a gm

Just lookin to put some meat in your head babe

General Motors

...

do you have hobbies or are you just a slut.

George Montana

>It's a /tv/ thread

Who else here /gunpla/

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script.
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

>this is what brits see as attractive
fuck is wrong with you britcucks?

brilliant

Golf clap

kek

i read this out loud the second time and i'm laughing even harder

>you post those retarded threads online
>normies go outside with no hobbies other than using facebook and lifting and get gfs

???

She is ugly as fuck bro. She even looks like she has some diagosticable disease.
>hide thread to stop seeing this ugly bitch

What the fuck user 10/10

kek'd audibly

>cucks are this triggered by celebritys obligatory virtue-faggoting
While you are busy writing tumblr articles about m-muh Sjw smokescreen, Chad is tying her up, shoving her wet pants down her throat and making her ass gape, all while choking her and calling her a dirty little slut. And she enjoys it, because he isn't so cucked that he gets thrown off by some internet buzzword.

gross, why would I ever want to prove myself to this gremlim? fucking uk posters and their insanely low standards.

Bretty gud user

>>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO BEGIN TO VISUALISE THAT AND I ALREADY LOST MY SHIT.

haha skipped that line reading it, but love it. and i'm Britbong

(((Emma Stone)))

I only do HGs

she has a cute face, but she isn't anything above a 7/10, maybe a 8/10 because she is famous and out of our league, but i'd rather have some better girls like Anna de Armas or Daddario

Toppest of kek i almost lost my shit in class

*Lights a cigarette*

>"Yeah i got some"

*teleports behind her*

>“Psssh.....Nothing personal, kid”