*PSSSCCHT*

What's the best preworkout, and why is it sips? Which sip do you prefer? Red? Blue? White sips, AKA sips original? Orange? Maybe the new purple sips? I'm a sips original man, myself. No matter the color though, you can't beat that first sip.

I only drink white sips because it doesn't have any artificial colors. All the other sips do.

>not drinking ultra black sips

It's like you don't want flavor

Excellent point. One more reason to sip the original sips.

Uh, pretty sure white is where the flavor's at, baby.

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>*PSSSCCHT*
Don't you mean
>*BRAAAaaaAPP*

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Arnold sips original

I can't drink that shit it always gives me diarrhea.

>tfw sipping while dropping thick, solid, tight deuce in my squeaky clean toilet with bidet attachment

I drink NOS because Im not a beta cuck

I can honestly say, I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Lurk more

I suppose I will.

Nos is for people who drive listings and sell weed to highschoolers lol. Fuck off Kyle

Mustangs*

My first car was a listing. Smashed so much teenage trim in the backseat of that listing. Damn user. Got me thinking about that old listing.

ALL THE SIPS IS BEST SIP

MEGASIP

OH FUCK MEGASIP

Can't wait for MEGASIP 2.0 when PURPLE SIPS finally get a nationwide release in March

And I drink Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ because a fragile, neurotic sense of my own sexuality doesn't inform my choices of consumer goods

YOU BET I WILL

in the meantime this

i only drink black coffee because it relieves my chronic constipation

GOAT

will make you shit almost instantaneously