/fraud/ - Steroid discussion, and how to become Lenny 101

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Noobs go to reddit's r/steroids board and read their wiki before asking a question.

When posting a question about your first cycle, include your height, weight, years spent lifting, and current percent bodyfat.

Don't respond to retards. This means not responding the the sesame street gang: alex, glands, bimbo.

NO SOURCE TALK. If you're not sure, assume it's source talk.

First for King Jerry and Queen Asuza

I'm planning on running one last blast before I cruise for a couple months and come off completely, then sell my remaining gear, due to various reasons.

I've got plenty of Test E and Tren E, and I figured I'd use the Tren for the first time.

Not sure if I should I go low test high tren, or high test high tren? Was originally thinking of doing 125mg Test E e3d, and 250mg Tren E e3d, or 250mg of each e3d.

>got plenty of Test E and Tren E
>doing 125mg Test E e3d, and 250mg Tren E e3d

what the hell is that?

If you've got plenty of gear left and are coming off afterwards run a real dose. My best results were 250test 750tren though you would put on more mass with 500 (or preferably 750) each.

What's wrong with bimbo?

I've always preferred low test/high tren as it stops a lot of the sides for me, might work for you too.

He's right though -->

What should I say when i email the supplier of those cracked ass filter tops

Im okay with this.

Dbol posts like once every couple months maybe. Hes not in korea anymore lol

When I say e3d, I mean e3d, not twice a week, so it'd be roughly 290mg Test E, and 580mg Tren E p/w.

Also, I heard some people dealt with the Tren sides better on low test high tren, rather than high both, so I wasn't sure.


Also, how much of my gains would I expect to lose after coming off completely, after cruising on Test E for a couple months? I lift 6 days a week, and consume at least 0.8g protein/lb body weight every day.

What you like depends largely on your diet and post use routine, height/weight etc

Like was supposed to be "lose". Autocorrect.

Wassup niggers,,,im in a jam,,,anyone want some cheap test and tren? I have a handful of unopened/untampered vials from freedom labs, they are an SST source and VERY good.

will let go for a hella good deal, just wanan do it asap though because i need the money for unexpected expenses smhhh. email me

Is this source talk? I can't tell.

Which country are you in, mate?

Thinking about doing Clen. Went hard this last bulk. Gained a bunch of muscle mass but also fat. Never done fat burners. What's the word?

Successfully made it in and out without eating twice my bodyweight in pizza. Audible stomach motions tho.

>Maybe tren just amplifies stupidity
Yes it does, in some cases.

Go back for pizza n beer.
Its your refeed day

God I hate and love her at the same time. Wish I had that issue she has with her digestion or w/e, could cut easily on burger king all day lmao

>refeed day
Nope. Sadly not. If I overate now I would just projectile vomit and get fat rofl

>Whats your planned blast so far?
Babby's first 500 test for now - FL has got me thinking about var so might throw that in as well. Also maybe a low amount of EQ for quality-of-life/joints gains like Cat Piss was advocating a while ago.

Planning to taper up from 220 so I know the minimum amount of AI to take @500 and then just go for it. Definitely want to play around with tren (with low test) for blast #2 though. Just to see whether it works with my constitution or not more than anything.

Nothing. Just new people who haven't seen the non-blogposting side of him and therefore lump him in with the rest.

Imagine how much youd have to eat to bulk though lol

I have to schedule my refeed days around when people want to hang
Its a pain but works out ok

Because of esters it naturally tapers

>Imagine how much youd have to eat to bulk though lol
You underestimate how fun eating is for me. If I had to eat 15000kcal a day to lean bulk I would easily do it.

finally off dbol, now it's time to fuck around with AI some more to know how much I need without the dbol craziness, whee

in b4 gyno gets worse

no its not you fuckin faggot dry snitch, gtfo of here with that shit

US but will ship anywhere

That's plenty of gear, m8

Have you watched Black Butler?

Also, where's Yolodrol?

Don't bother with clen, just do ECA and cardio.

dead

>on 250 test 860 tren e right now to account for ester weight to make it same as 700 tren ace

This is gonna take some getting used to not being a literal complete freak any more duck ny ass

Probably fucking twelve year olds.

Lies, François Rousseau pegs too many pretreens to die. He absorbs their souls with his dick and it keeps him alive.

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necropedophilia. what a revolting but fantastic concept.

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Remember the heated discussions? Yolo and Canary defending the "between 12 and 17" argument? It slowly devolving from the idea of personal morality and perspective into "FUCKING PEDOS"? FatLifts getting riled up and ripping into Canary? I used to love watching that shit. arguments.

The human brain is brilliant yet terrifying place.

what is in the reflection?

if you only knew, my friend. glad Veeky Forums mods are more stern now than they were a while ago.

I second that!

A train window with a guy sitting across of him

Why "Sesame Street gang"? What does the moniker infer?

childish inane bullshit

could also call them tren-e-tubbies but alex doesn't actually roid

Why does he post in the thread, then? Does he sell or something?

>tren-e-tubbies
>mfw

no. fucking. idea. he's like herpes. came out of the blue, never goes away.

>no. fucking. idea. he's like herpes. came out of the blue, never goes away.

Hey /fraud/,
tomorrow i am going to the doctor to try to get testosterone. What should i say to the doctor for him to give me test?

>29
>Test was 424


Frauds thoughts on TRT?

i'm garfiled and i hate mondays

Docs usually diagnose based on total testosterone (what you have listed), rather than free T or bioavailable T, so it's very possible that even though your total T is low (very low for your age) but within range, your free T could be on the extremely low side. Did you get your SHBG tested? That's what binds up total T and prevents it from becoming free T.

>Google "low testosterone symptoms"
>"hey doc I have x, y and z symptoms"
>test

Time to jump on that TRT train senpai.

He is running all the other stuff, something about wanting to make sure I don't have a tumor or something like that and to check my free test, prostate function, something about carbs in my piss. Rattled off far too many things for me to remember.

Gave me 400mg of Test C, and said I'll probably be getting 200mg every other week after this.

some of my gear crashed so i tried warming it in a pan but i got no results, the Crystals are still there, anyone got any tip?

Ask him to test DHEAS, Testosterone Total, Testosterone Free, SHBG, LH, FSH, 17 Alpha OHP

Jesus man, I hope its not a tumor. Scary stuff.

That's a pretty decent amount of test for a trt, best of luck with the gains. You could always add your own extra bit on top, maybe another 100/150mg per week?

I want raise good test but not bad test.

He does 2 shots. A 200mg or a 300mg. The 200 he charges $30 a shot, or $35 for the 300.

Should I just ask for the 300?

>The 200 he charges $30 a shot

Is that a lot for Test C? It is a small town clinic, he doesn't file with insurance because it is too much paperwork....and he is lazy.

What compound and ester?

I'd get the 300, but shit, buy your own because thats expensive as fuck compared to just purchasing your own 10ml vial!

broyles on acid was fucking amazing

>not bothering with insurance cause paperwork and lazy
JUST

that aside, 300, always.

You could have literally ten times that for the same price if you bought your own. Also that clinic sounds sketchy as hell.

Zinc, Magnesium Asparte, B6?

that is ridiculously expensive, just buy a 10ml vial or something lol

YES!! One of my top 3 episodes!

I didn't know that other people actually watched fringe.

Welp, based centaur girll has fallen for the BBC.

I'll think about it.

Just worried because I am a CPA, and getting caught with a controlled substance would be an auto revocation of my livelihood

And ya, it is sketchy. But what do you expect from a health clinic in a town of 2500 people.

Centaur girl?

It's such a comfy watch, brah

are you kidding? fringe was GOAT. lacked a bit in the later episodes but still fun stuff.

can't wait for the sextape

The likelihood of you getting caught self-medicating testosterone is very low. It would help to have a prescription for it if you can get one though.

tfw you will never have a threesome with fauxlivia and olivia

>not wanting two fauxlivias for a threesome instead
get out

>Centaur girl?
Bakhar

She's blocking people who say shit about the BBC or make Brazzers jokes.

This --- It's very, very unlikely as long as you're smart about it. Maybe go in and get a cheap one from the doc every so often when you have the money spare? It might help terms of covering your own ass if you're pinning 300mg a week

primobolan

Hey, i didnt know we had double up rulea ... i thought we had to takw whats there!

On a side note note, pic is a dude.

>She's blocking people who say shit about the BBC or make Brazzers jokes
LMAO thought so, but thanks for confirmation

As far as unrealistic lewd fantasies go, I do not abide to any rules, my friend.

>pic is a dude
I should care either way why?

>pic is a dude.

Dunno really, my friend just linked me to her/his escort site site full of pics, so I thought i'd share.

Where's Stoya when you need him?

>joints hurt
>nipples still sensitive/itching

dude wtf

managing e2 is the biggest meme in the world

google somer breeze, website is somer4u, it's one of the first results.

Anyone have that picture of that shredded skele kid who was caught being on gear and not working out?

>I hope its not a tumor
Thats literally the go to for endos
Like the first thing they check

Thats hot
Post feminine penis

thanks a lot m8

No nudes, but apparently it's 10 inches according to stats.

All good, man

>BBBBRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTSSHSSGHSGHHSSSS

>yadda yadda surfer girl
>"and a sexy 10 inch fully functional secret"
"no"

>Like the first thing they check
Mine did a kleinfelters genetic test too.

feet bigger than mine
disregard

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>10 inch fully functional secret
>apparently it's 10 inches

Lmao nah that ain't happening. Did him turning into a tranny give er the skill of girl inches in dick measuring? I think Mandingo is the only porn dick that comes close to that and he's probably 9 something.

Went too far with the breasts, gross

Its a feminine 10 in dick

*If* it's true, it'll be surgery.

Yeah, agreed.

Some tranny hookers have pretty big dicks no homo

Look up her reviews they usually say the size
No homo

kek, already did. None of them divulge

Maybe not 10 inches but from what ive heard trannies have pretty big dicks on average
Ive heard on the internet so make what you want from it

ain't nobody gonna sue a tranny hooker for false advertising aye