>hot fit chick at my gym
>always want to talk to her
>Veeky Forums tells me to not talk to girls at the gym
>find her on instagram
>DM her saying she goes to my gym and I find her really cute
>reads message, dosen't respond
>next day I go to the gym
>card doesn't scan
>turns out she reported me for harassment and im banned
Well then
must suck being ugly. chad would've gotten a reply.
The trick is to please them sexually before they report you.
shit
Fucking stalker, you're a creep .
You should've just talked to her IRL who fucking autist
The trick is to be really good looking.
ahh the benefits of being a woman in society ay?
nigga that was creepy as fuck
I was planning on following my crush on Twitter today. You have caused me to reconsider.
They can just ban you without talking to you or warning you?
What did you say exactly in the message?
This isn't weird. Girls play it up to feel special, my girl is constantly turning down guys who send DMs asking for dates or shit.
Curious about the message verbatim as well.
u fucking autist
You would have had a far better chance if you had asked her in person at the gym.
>saying she goes to my gym and I find her really cute
literally aspergers. OP you fucking sperg
Here's what I said:
Hi! Few things to start off with:) 1. Yes I messaged you because you're a female lifter, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical gym lifter. If anything, I'll be the one in gloves (smiling emoji).
Kek
>'tis an awesome thing to see!
this. i feel your pain
How did she even know it was you? Wait do you fucks not have a throwaway account?
Good b8, i keked
>autistic enough to follow Veeky Forumss advice
>I know instead of talking to her like a normal person I'll stalk her online and message her out of the blue like an aspie
You kind of had that coming tbqh famalam.
This!
All you need is only be yourself bro
thanks mate
>stalking some chick on instagram instead of talking to her first
Did you ever consider that she would think its weird you knew her name despite never talking to her first?
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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
get off of this Taiwanese architectural forum and learn how to interact with people face to face you autist
Actual OP here, I just said "hey you always come to the gym around the same time I do and I just wanted to say I find you really attractive"
I have 32k followers on my page so i thought she would of been impressed by that.
Did you ever even make eye contact?
top kek
>Euphoric
How do you make eye contact on instagram?
Sounds like a pretty beta thing to say honestly
Idk, IMO you should've been more spontaneous like "Oh hey don't you go to 'x' gym?" To start the convo
Why oh why would you put in that last bit? The first part is ok, but for someone you've never talked to before, telling them you find them attractive is just not a good idea. SHould been like:
>Hey you always come to the gym around the same time that I do, I see you putting in some good work, any chance you'd wanna go out for coffee sometime?"
Or something like that. She should be able to tell by your eyes and body language just how sperg you are over her attractiveness. God man, why would you do such a thing...
The internet ruined pick up lines goofy shit like that worked before women could make their own shrines of themselves on instagram
>back in the MySpace days
>would hit up all kinds of chicks who i barely knew or not all who where in my area
>they liked it too
>one day, some bitch I messaged caled me out hard
>felt sad and depressed
>since then afraid to "dm" girls on social media for fear
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Wrote This is actually better, makes you look like less of a stalker and yeah, girls like it when your messages look more spontaneous than planned out
The REAL OP here. Heres what I really wrote:
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
She understood that you found her attractive through the very fact that you sent her a message you fucking moron lol.
>"Hey I'm just writing to let you know that I'm sending you a message"
I hope this is real
git gud
Excellent
Maybe she didn't notice how many followers you have. You should message her back again and point out how many you have.
Ah shit, that's what I needed
>being this new
Pretty much
You've already shown interest, now you have to be cool, that means understanding that no matter what she says you'll keep doing you
Weird way to word it, but don't be a bitch for the bitch
You'll have to get used to being rejected a lot anyway, but it's better if you don't get banned from gyms in the process
>having a crush
>being over the age of 16
Pick one faggot
lmao
dude what the fuck is that meme?
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WE FUCKING TOLD YOU
YOU ALWAYS LISTEN TO Veeky Forums
hahaha I remember getting my first girlfriend during highschool by chatting her up on facebook
now no girl wants to touch my pp
Post insta username
do it OP
>:^)
women hate guys who initiate online
you need to start in person. it means a lot
>DM her saying she goes to my gym and I find her really cute
you fucking autistic loser
this, OP
>no one recognizes this
I mean it's a /v/ meme but still it's old enough you should know it by now.
There are really fitizens who don't recognize this copypasta?
Untrue.
2/10
Literally made up. Try harder chief. 1/10
Makes you really realize how many nyrevolutioners are around.
This right here. I've been gone for like half a year, wtf happened to Veeky Forums
>turns out she reported me for harassment and im banned
I would totally sue the shit out of them if that be true
Legit tho who is the chick in the pic?
New years Veeky Forums resolutioners or reverse trolling.
well meme'd my friend
pretty sure most of the responses are laughing at the meme
definitely a few newfriends tho
low quality bait, c'mon anons. don't buy this lmao
Hilarious
Do all you idiots calling it bait not realize what its from?