You went for a walk in the forest

>you went for a walk in the forest
>you see a fire in the distance
>suddenly these two come out of nowhere and light their torches
>"you! stop right there! pull your pants down!"
what do you do?

>Swedistan nationalists

You can't make this shit up

Look at them and Cringe the fuck out.

I would not pull my pants down and try and talk my way out of it. If I'm getting banged by these faggots, it's not gonna be consensual.

Knock the first one out with a boyka-fist right to the chin and choke the second one out
>Additionally grab their wallets/break their legs just for the luls

I would suck them off.

Fus-ro-dah my vikangs brothers xDD

step on the left manlet by accident because i didn't see him and knock the right one out

Immobilize them with my secret BBC™ technique and make them bask in the dick that gives their women pleasure.

as obviously shitty as this thread was, the weirdly spartan responses are comedy gold

leave

>wearing primitive markings
>hitler youth haircuts

This is so off.

>pull down pants
>release lethal bulk fart
>laugh as they vainly gasp for air

y-you too

>not climbing a tree and finish the first guy off with a fly elbow drop and then going up to the second guy and giving him a package-reverse-tombstone piledriver into an inverse hurricanrana into franksteiner and pinning them both to become the new champion of the forest

>sorry, I'm a BBC exclusive whore.

Hug the short one because he is a QT.

The one on the right is an ayy lmao so I'll just presume I'm getting abducted

Scandinavians have bigger dicks then blacks

But they can't fuck as good as black men.

Now that i have no idea but they can build up a country better

And then they host black bulls to take care of their unsatisfied women needs.