Ideals thread

Yes I'm starting my cut mid March, I have been bulkin since may

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This fucking guy

This fucking guy right here

Two or three of these threads every fucking day and this is the first one I've seen who actually has his own ideal haircut. The one thing on the ideals chart that there is no excuse to be without.

I'm going to go see if I can set a new squat PR, because somehow a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

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>fubuki
nice

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Lapis gives me a Blue Diamond as well user

Actually top tier mate

Race traitor vibe

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Good luck! Make sure to report back. Thanks btw

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>lapissss
>jojo anime arc 2
>normie ditected

Damn domino presley
nice

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Stevenfags need to be gassed

Lets see your pic mr.hitler

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Thats what i tought bitch
Shut the fuck up before u ge smack the fuck up

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Holy shit that takes me back

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>papa emeritus III
my nigga lol

Literally the most reddit post i have ever seen

My nigga

>jojo fag
back to /reddit/ with that taste

Yeah, I know. Keep hatin'
Ideals are ideals though.

>white hair
How do you pull that off without looking like a prematurely aged cunt?

Well it's not simple. Lots of people joke about it but I always liked the way it looked

autism

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perfection

you liked the way it looked in your favorite anime, right?

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Are you a Nazist? Cause this is perfect mate!

grow up

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High five!

plz don't make fun of me

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You need god tier facial aesthetics in order to make your goal hair really work. Otherwise you'll just look like a giant emo faggot or a drifter.

Maybe you'll make it work with 12 percent bodyfat or less. But it just seems you're making things difficult.

Sup

OK mate thanks but see

Most of this is pretty good except the girl with retarded face

Do you have actually long hair? Because unless your hair is naturally easy to handle and willing to be maneuvered, it is a pain in the ass

It blows my mind how people don't have their ideal hair.

Decent haircut: $30-$60
Decent hair product: $20
Amount of time it takes to learn to style your hair: no more than an hour

You can have your ideal hair in under a day for less than $100.

you're really gay, dude.

Somebody post the Die Antwoord one

Hey Miriam.

>chucks

Hi Kyle.

Damn dubs nice

Also domino is best >girl

>all these plebs

In short Veeky Forums can't dress for shit

This guy is the worst offender though Jesus christ bro

Why the fuck everyone is happy with Emma Watson as Belle is just beyond me.

Nice

No bully, pls.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Are you planning to Roid for this?

Drop the messy looking hairstyles

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Nice. Do you have a decent head shape to try ultra short hair?

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The one thing on the ideals chart that there is no excuse to be without.
What if you're balding?

Is it attainable natty?

yeah with SS+GOMAD

>your
idk she looks retarded

>clown
I can dig it

Everything's solid

Plain Jane desu

Daddy

>shirt for nights out or club
>cargos for beach or other things outdoors

wew lads.. they are separated for a reason, retard

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Bradley could go in all fields honestly.

>tfw only progress on hair and style

big booty asian gf, i know you're out there

GOAT

>when u wanna be tiny trip
>not realizing hes 5'4

This guy, this guy gets it. Walter?

Good taste in Geralt and Joseph, but I raise you a President.

Lapis is best girl/gem, but that's not saying much when the rest suck.

>STR only, DEXfags need not apply
>literally LITERALLY beat the Iron Golem by himself
>armor, shield and sword are so big and heavy he's constantly PR'ing his squats by just walking
>only non-Undead to make it to Anor Londo, the City of the Gods, BY HIMSELF (that means no faggy Estus or reincarnating at a bonfire)

Tarkus is bestus.

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Valentine was the hero Jojomerica needed

I'm almost finished with Part 7 and it's by far the best Part, Jesus Christ (literally).

Gyro best bro

Why do niggers always try to get white girls?
Are all black women really that ugly?