Women just expect men to take them out for a good time... Like we wanna do that

Women just expect men to take them out for a good time... Like we wanna do that
Am i rite, boys?

How did this go afterwards

>Posts some corny cringeworthy line on snapchat

>Fuck im alpha fuck I better screenshot this to show the boys on Veeky Forums how alpha I am

Delete this thread, this is embarrassing and she would have seen you screenshot it too, is probably thinking you're a complete faggot.

A woman shows interest to OP and basically just indirectly asked him on a date.

You ruined it OP.

post response or gtfo

I wanna see the end result op

>>r9k

She made it easy on you by offering a date rather than waiting around for your beta ass to muster the courage to awkwardly ask... And you screwed up anyway.

This is why you're all tfwnogf

They never post the result

>A-alpha as fuck b-bro

>she would have seen you screenshot it too

Fucking lol if this is true

it is, snapchat reports screenshots of messages too

>op makes 2nd snapchat account
>adds it on his first account
>sets name to adriana
>sends messages in op
and thats how we got to now

And now, the rest of the story.
>Adriana "uhhh, no thanks"
>me "no jk, I'll take you out"
>me "pls respond"
>me "pls respond"

it's true just like how they notify when a snapchat is screenshotted

> pls respond I love you

>me: morning gorgeous
>me: you there babe?
>me: pls respond

kek

Fuck all you faggots
Shes down

>context

I know that feel OP, I know that feel

The snap i sent before was
"So we are gonna smash"
And she can see me screenshot it

>this would never work if you tried it

Santa Barbara fag

She was pregnant too famm which made the lay even better... There's no better feeling in this world than cunning inside of a tight wet pregnant pussy

>tfw don't actually use Tinder for fucking, use it as an excuse to take cute girls to my favorite Indian restaurant, and then maybe some fucking

Comfy.

>cant drink coffee cuz pregnant
???

>it is literally impossible to fake a conversation

>She was pregnant too famm which made the lay even better... There's no better feeling in this world than cunning inside of a tight wet pregnant pussy

thats what you think senpai

>There's no better feeling in this world than cunning inside of a tight wet pregnant pussy

If she's "pregnant" but not showing, steer clear. It's a shitty ruse to get you to creampie without condom and risk impregnation

>take her out to eat for first time
>bill comes and she goes to the bathroom
>her face when she comes back and I ask for her half of the bill

It's not recommended for pregnant women to have more than a tea cup worth of caffeine each day.

who cares about impregnation and kids lmao let the guy wet his dick!

You should stop fucking sluts and get married, that way you can fuck your pregnant wife.

She was 31 weeks pregnant

>not having a vasectomy in 2017
I pity you for having to worry about impregnating random sluts

>y-yeah

>Not being part of the vasectomy master race

>so are we gonna smash?
>yeah
>instant screenshot
Why didn't you just save the whole conversation?

>GETTING MARRIED
KEK

The fucked up thing about it is I smacked her stomach with my cock while we were in the shower

and take halfs of that dudes $5 net worth?
thats a bit presumptuous dont you think?

this guy knows.