/chadgeneral/

>tfw still have my 2017 virginity

How do I stop from losing my chadness?

Chad just does his own thing and Stacy will follow.

Maybe during a PIZZA session you will realize what you have to do.

is it chad to fuck a girl who is admittedly out of your league (in the bad way), to break a dry spell?

Reminder that any /ourguy/ threads are marketing attempts to appeal to the board. Hide all /ourguy/ threads.

I think you're right user, I'll go out for some PIZZA tonight with my friends.

As long as she's not a mutant or an obeast it's totally cool bro.

Reminder that Chad does more cardio than you

>tfw I both fear and admire chad

>dry spell
that's like the opposite of chad. chad just fucks prime pussy all day errday

Kek of all the trap threads, feels threads, lame forced meme threads, and other bullshit, I feel truly blessed to witness it: the most pathetic thread in Veeky Forums history. Well done, gentlemen.

2 days a week or so. I can eat pizza at work very easily

we made plans last weekend but I just stopped texting back when she asked my address because I didn't want word spreading, but almost another week of not getting laid is making me reconsider

>This is what autistic virgin betabois think of chads
Your inability to imagine people unlike you as human beings with strengths, weaknesses, high points and low points is a huge part of the reason no one, especially girls, likes you.

>everything related to chad is made by robots
>retarded NYRs unironically come and post here

Are you happy r9k?

>tattoo

>itt autists pretending they are chads

is that good or bad? I'm pretty neutral on the whole tattoo thing, unless she has a sleeve then its a bit much.

It's not like you're going to be in a relationship

>"hey Veeky Forums, should I like this?" the post

REMINDER

If you are not:

>6'1 or taller
>200 lbs minimum and LEAN
>have a square, well defined jaw
>have great hair and hairline

you are NOT a Chad and never will be.

>Meet girl on tinder, solid 9/10 but conversation is not that great; she seems dumb and dull
>Invites me to her place, I want to go see a movie instead
>Tell her she can come with me if she wants (I was going either way)
>Get there, she fumbles with her words before the movie starts
>Tries to talk to me the whole movie
>I said maybe 10 words the whole date
>"So lets hang out again soon okay? Maybe next time we'll watch a movie at my apartment"
>Yeah sure, hug her and leave
>She texts me that night, and the next day, I don't reply
>2 nights later I'm out drinking with my bros, she texts but I don't reply
>She ends up being at the same bar with some guy
>"Hey user I'm Anthony"
>Shake his hand, no words
>Kiss the girl on the cheek
>She asks why I didn't text her back (in front of the guy)
>Tell her I didn't want to hang out tonight cause I was with my bros
>HER FACE WHEN
>She leaves with this guy
>Texts me and I'm p drunk, asks if I want to come over and smoke
>Sure
>Get there and the guy is there, she tells him to leave (politely)
>He does
>"So who's Anthony, your boyfriend?"
>"No we're just kind of dating, he really likes me but I'm not that into him"
>Proceed to smoke, turn on a flick, and pound it out raw twice
>Take a shower together, she gives me a blowjob in the shower and I cum on her face
>Cuddle up on the couch, tells me I can leave if I want to, but I stay anyway cause it's close to my job and I don't want to drive far in the morning with a hangover
>Wake up to breakfast and a blowjob

This was right after a rough time in my life and boosted my confidence tremendously. Have a few more stories if anyone is interested.

no one is interested in your fantasy. show a pic of this "solid 9/10"

Tomato, Cheese, Onion, Hot Peppers, Chicken

I workout 5 days a week Chads bulking hard still have visible 6 pack and Stacy ringing moms landline.

Only pic I could find the rest of her shit is private now

I meant is his reaction good or bad to that, I couldn't tell based on the webm. Like I said it doesn't bother me either way unless someone goes way over the top with it.

>tfw jaw is passable and just need to keep working a little longer

After this winter bulk I'll be pretty close famm

>solid 9/10
kek
KEK
K E K

Just looked up this guy and found this

youtube.com/watch?v=po5B_elq7p8

I'm a fan of this Chad now.

She's pretty but nothing special. 6.5/10 tops. You realise 9/10 is stunningly beautiful?

You delusional cows, she is pretty hot

I've seen a billion anime girls hotter than her

She's not a 9

pretty hot !=9/10
she could be a 9 with a ridiculously sexy body though

I fucked a girl with a boyfriend the other night, and kinda like her. How do I get her to dump the bf and date me? She's definitely wanted to hook up with me for a while (coming over to chill and drink at night while she was dating this guy), so it wasn't a spur of the moment thing.

I only eat PIZZA when it's the only thing available, but that happens frequently enough since it's the go-to for feeding groups.

Join groups and activities that hot girls also do. Sailing, running, and social clubs for me.

Only if you maintain an ironic detachment and/or are drunk.

This is true. The kinds of fit guys who pull a lot are well-rounded athletes. Even huge rugby players have good cardio.

She's got a lot of makeup on and is hiding much of her face. She could be skinnyfat with garbage skin and thin hair for all we know.

WHAT IF

They just pretended to not be sperglords all the time for the rest of their lives

>just crazy enough to work

>he wasn't born a chad
you're not a chad give it up

just wondering if you'd think that if that girl leaves that guy and dates you she wouldnt do the same thing to you later, or at least cheat on you. i wouldnt be able to trust them as a gf id only want to hookup with them personally

thats like, my primary goal
>tfw first thing you learn as an introvert is how to fake being an extravert

>Chads are all 6'1 or higher

Lanklet detected

Pic extremely related
>No homo

>that fucking pic

Wanting to find something better before leaving is just how almost all women are. It's ugly from the perspective of a lot of men, but how the game is played whether we like it or not. When you're young and dating around, the goal is to find someone you're satisfied with, not to make every relationship turn into a marriage.

Also her bf sucks and I'm the man so that won't happen :^)

Is ok for chad so long as she is referred to as a "slump buster"

point of being chad is not giving a fuck but still being succesful

and who markets what? Anyway, you gave me a good idea for a T-Shirt. I wonder who's gonna steal it

That's not Chad. That's Tyrone.

Chad doesn't seek a relationship. Stacey tries to get home to commit.

That's what they were saying tho. 9/10 is this, you mongoloid

>tfw your 3 year long crush had this smile
this hurts man.. I never got to kiss her

>9/10
>posts a 7.5/10 in a good day

Are you retarded or are you blind?

post a 9 bud

Can't see her body here, but assume it's only alright and you've got a nine. Assume it's bangin' and she's a ten.

K E K
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>9/10
Oh honey

It's all based on taste. That's the face type I like, so I'll give her an 8. She can have my 8 all day.

>oh honey
Hello Lauren duca

Who is a 9, incidentally

>not quite Chad but close
>traveling out of country
>Run 10k and head to hotel gym
>Run into Stacey at 6am, eye contact.
>Stacey removes her headphones
>I keep mine in.
>Go about my day.
>Before presentation run into Stacey again.Chat it up a bit before/after.
>take taxi back to hotel together and agree we should go out for dinner.
>1 hour later she's wearing some sheer thing that will NOT hold up in the humidity
>we go to this dance bar where no one speaks english
>having fun with locals
>Back to Hotel
>She rips my favorite shirt
>Fuck, raw.
>Wake up in the AM and go for run
>pick up crepes while I'm out.
>come back and the chick is still wiped.
>set extra crepes and tea on her side
>strip for shower and she wakes up
>Still sweating from run but we fuck anyways.
>shower together.
>end up fucking/dancing/drinking every night throughout the conference.
>still fuck occasionally

picrelated: I didn't know she was a slob when we met.

>9/10
>of asian/eurasian descent
lol

Figured it was best not to post Stacey since we are still fucking.

Fuck cmon. Crop out the eyes or something man.

When R9K gets wind of this thread you guys are donezo

LOL
That nigga is awesome.

>She rips my favorite shirt
>not kicking her out of bed after that

This is why you should never trust people on the internet

get out of this thread incles this thread is or CHAD and CHAD associates only

Why is Chad so based bros?
youtube.com/watch?v=po5B_elq7p8

He's not. He appeared like that from this montage, but if you watched the shows he was in, he was kind of a dumbass, sadly.

Hmmm

Who else /sadchad/ here?
>all girls wanna do is hook up and fug
>no one will consider a serious relationship with you because they're convinced you'll cheat
>aren't taken seriously when you want to talk about things that aren't superficial

>That reaction over just a Shirt.
It was just a few buttons and a small rip,
Tailor fixed it with no issues.

chads are white lmao

thats a tyrone at best

TYRONE eats WATERMELON while he FUCKS RAYQUANZA

My sides. They are gone.

What type of disgusting weeb actually thinks this is a 9? So many autistic in a Chad thread.

Kissing a girl on the cheek where I come from is how we say hi.

nah, black Chad is Jamal because Jamal fucks Stacy.

For some reason I really needed to hear this right now

Tyrone is a has-been whose beer gut grows exponentially as the days pass

>tons of used up cumsluts come on to me
>got tired of them quick
>target the shy skinny 6/10 girls who are more cute than hot
>clearly want my cock but too awkward to talk to me first
>get pushy with them and get their number
>invite them out asap
>can tell they aren't used to dressing up pretty and they made their best effort even though it pales in comparison to STACY
>may have spent hours trying to look good for me
>slowly open them up
>sex goes from awkward fish to literally whatever my heart desires
>they get better at looking better
>their clothes are more well fit and makeup isn't obvious
>shy introverted personality disappears
>heartwarming smile when they look in to my eyes
>"I love you"
>instantly become mentally revolted and slowly break contact with them despite how much I might like them

This has happened 4 times. I think there is something wrong with me, possibly commitment or close affection based. Should I stuck to pumping and dumping hot sluts? I thought I wanted a loving relationship with a cute shy girl.

THIS GRILLZ A FKING ZERO / 10 IDIOT!!! HAHA BOY ARE YOU DUMB

No one believes you user

Well lucky i surpass all these requirements, 6'4, lean, broad shoulders and near 90 degree jawline, kek

Fucked a hooker the day after new years day.

Am I chadbod mode yet?

I always thought Cloe was at least an 8/10

yo wtf

>tfw girls below your league say "you're missing out"

i agree with you user. shes qt

savior complex, but reversed

Psycho Chad is best Chad

Evan pls go

no passes for 6'? man i swear that height minimum gets taller every other month on Veeky Forums