Hey Veeky Forums, what is sex with a beautiful woman like?

>tfw my autism ruined another conversation with a qt grill

In my experience it is unsatisfying. They are used to being waited on their every whim, so they expect you to do everything in bed.

The best girls in bed are girls with minor mental problems - daddy issues, former fatties, and lesser sociopaths - because they feel like they need to impress you and try really hard to give you pleasure

Autism is bitch isn't it.

sounds gay

Good, but not as good as sex with a woman who thinks you're the beautiful one.

>Best sex I ever had was with the ugliest girl I've ever had sex with

My current girlfriend is hot as fuck but the sex is just meh. I've found that 6-8/10 girls tend to be the best lay because they want to please you and will ride your cock, do anal, and let you cum wherever you want. They get satisfaction and validation from your pleasure.

More attractive girls, like my current gf, tend to already feel validated and have self-confidence so they won't work nearly as hard. They still enjoy seeing you get pleasure, but not as much as the girl who is slightly insecure.

hmm maybe i should fuck that ugly chink chick with a 10/10 body after all

It is. But you wouldnt be on fit if you didnt like it

milk and coins

This is an interesting point. I wonder why we spend so much time trying to get the absolute best girl possible when the mediocre ones will make you feel the best.

where do i get the milk and coins

>6-8/10 girls are the best lay

Nigga and they're also the cleanest. I had a fuck buddy a few years back whose pussy just smelled nasty and I had to stop doing it doggy style with her unless she showered before because I could smell her ass because this nasty bitch didn't use baby wipes to wipe her ass. One time she spent 4 days at my house and I saw her shower once.

I fucked a 9/10 a few times, she was terrible, just laid there and didn't do shit. Second worse lay I had behind the fat girl I fucked some years ago.

holy fuck i did not expect this kek

Boring.
The only good thing is for your ego and you can brag about it.

Uglies or meh tier women are better at sex

absolutely disgusting

pretty wild man, feels like you are in a movie or a porno
if you are an emotional guy you will start to fall in love immediately. but you gotta be careful. lust =/= love

Its pretty nice.

It depends on why you do it.
If you're doing it for the status. Congrats. You get to brag, I guess.

If you're doing it because you think you'll get something out of it. Be more of a man, more alpha, more confident, etc don't bother. It's a fleeting high.

Hey, didn't think I would see you here.

Kekekek

Disappointing
Have to worry about pleasing her, fuck an ugly girl they will be so happy to worship you

nigga thats just gross

>women are awful at a core level

I used to agree, but I've actually gotten to know some genuinely great women in the last year. Am I being fooled?

No, it just means you aren't buying into what certain edgelords on Veeky Forums have to say.
Some people on here are worse than the damaged goods they complain about. I don't know if it's mommy issues or what, but people over exaggerate on here.

Confirmed kill

I mean, the worst stories I've heard are from guys who got absolutely burnt to a crisp by women they loved and trusted the most so

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- some fat bitch

Genuinely good girls are so rare and far between that it's rational to assume all are awful until proven otherwise.

Call me edgy, bitter, virgin, etc all you like; you'll be wrong on all accounts

not that great

best sex i ever had was this with this girl with a bit of a mong face but she had a cute little bum and it just felt so fucking good inside her

wew

>implying the guy didn't screw up and just got called out on his bullshit

Don't fall for their evil vagina magic

i've only had sex with one "solid 10" in my life and well..yeah it was pretty amazing. She was no worse or better then the other partners i've had, but looking down on her real life-disney-princess-face while i pounded that beautiful, pink pussy as smooth as a newborn baby seals skin i felt true happiness. After we went to bed she even woke me up for another round and then a third one before i left. I didn't cum any of the times, which frustrated her a bit, at one point she was even sucking me off, begging me to cum in her mouth. Whiskey dick, what can you do.

I tried to text her the next day, and then drunk texted her a bit later. She never replayed. What sucks is that i'm almost always contacted by my ONS when i act a little douchy and careless and just run out of their apartment in the morning after a quick goodbye, so i tried the same with her, didn't work. guess she was just too out of my league

Overrated. Best fugs are always thick 7s

Nobody will explain this meme to me

salty coins or nah?

it's a farting noise, meant to be an instant bonerkiller. Eg

>guy starts a H I G H TEST thread with a close up picture of a juicy, nice ass
>Veeky Forums goes dicks out
>another guy posts BAAAAARPPPPPPPP
>you're instantly thinking of that nice ass farting (like the you're now reading this in my voice meme)
>boner is kill

baarrpppp....

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it's alright

It's never had that effect on me, tbhfammy.

Why are blonde white women always such insufferable attention whores?

Hot

Ive recently met this chubby chick, who doesnt want a relationship, gives me amazing head at a moments notice, is extremely kinky, isnt needy, likes to go out and pay for her shit if need be, constantly boosts my self esteem "youre so cute" etc etc. Doesnt try to change me but accepts me trying to change myself. Talks all the time but shuts up when she needs to.

Im not sure at this point how she could possibly betray me. We fuck and hang out and cuddle, but have no DEEP intimate feelings for eachother.

grossss

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>Man literally just describes sex with woman
>Still manages to make it sound gay

Bravo.

When the first post is this good, no need for others to reply - except me.

Of course its gonna sound gay. Women are gay. Real men pound male ass cuz alpha status and double testosterone. Homos have sex with women caressing them gently, hearing them moan, breathe, listening to their ever increasing heart rate...

"Even if you like a girl that's kinda gay. They like to wear dresses and smell like flowers. Go suck a dick!"

Great for the ego

But from a pure sensory perspective the solid 7 is usually best in bed.

But as others have stated; daddy issues, other mental stuff, a freaky/wild streak is the real determinator.

Best ever I had was a 7 party girl who i had done coke with. She fucked like a pornstar with zero inhibitions, i could do anything and she just obliged.

i hope that auschwitz survivor is not your girlfriend

THIS. They say never put your dick in crazy, that is a fucking lie. Put your dick in crazy all you want it's the best sex there is, just make sure you leave them after don't get emotional or relationshitted.

That's Emma Roberts, nigga

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Aquarium bump

I was surprised when I started banging a university of south Florida calendar girl from hooters that after I nutted, I wanted her to leave and saw her flaws. Didn't stop me from continuing to see her on the side though

Most likely, yeah. Every man who gets fucked over by a woman thinks she's wonderful and loves her, until she stabs him in the back and twists the knife. No man ever got their heart broken by a woman they disliked and mistrusted, because they were already shielded from them.

Sure, some women are genuinely great, but they're exceedingly rare and often change later on. Women are emotional and reactionary, and have zero issue going from loving and loyal to breaking your heart for any reason. Case in point:

>brother was with ex gf for 7 years
>encouraged her to improve herself, paid for her schooling
>she took forever in school but he supported her
>not long before graduation, brother gets really sick
>she doesn't take care of him and is out of the house most the time
>turns out she was cheating
>leaves him, leaves the house fucking trashed, and leaves him with the new cat that she insisted she wanted despite my brother not even liking cats
>a few months later she has the audacity to ask brother to bring her some stuff she left and the cat since she's "ready for it now"

My experience was less horrid, but painful in its own way

>ex gf was super loving loyal, virgin, smart, funny and pretty
>felt like I won the lottery
>only issue is that she doesn't like sex much, but we reach what seemed like a good balance
>she tells me I'm her blessing from god and she's so happy, and even makes a big Facebook post saying that
>she's very insistent on long term planning, so I eventually cave and participate thinking I found my woman
>I get super fucking depressed last spring, medications just make it worse
>she asks how she can help aside from what she's actually doing
>tell her having sex more would be a nice distraction
>she gets mad and guilt trips me for only wanting her for sex, degrades me and makes me feel worse even though she asked
>two months later, after we'd made plans to live together after graduation, she dumps me
>thus is right after I almost committed suicide
>says she doesn't want a relationship with sex and that my love for her isn't "pure"
>throws away 4 years like it's nothing
>won't even consider trying counseling for her obvious sexual dysfunction despite having a rich family and good healthcare
>says she still "wants to be friends" like we were before dating
>tell her to fuck off and die

I thought she was the best woman of my life, but when the chips were down and I needed her most, she kicked me in the gut and left. That's what women do. Don't let them get in your heart.

>real life-disney-princess-face
Oh god. My beta friend used this to describe a coworker. He sent me a fb pic and let me tell you... he needs to get an eye exam. And stop being a beta who thinks any girl that talks to him "looks like a disney princess"

Holy fuck

>have no deep intimate feelings for each other

Wanna bet she does? From the way you describe her she's totally into you and the fact that you don't fully reciprocate only enhances that. You have the power in the relationship as of right now. She's still insecure about whether she's good enough to be your "real" partner, your gf.

And yes, I read the "doesn't want a relationship" part but that's just how women pretend to not be needy.

>isnt needy

Aaand it worked.

Women are so concerned with neediness because it's such a huge turnoff for them when a man is needy. It's like how Veeky Forums users are terrified a woman might not know how we look because we know a woman's looks make all the difference between her being a 1 and a 0. Projection.

>implying so much
You came to the wrong website.

this.
He should as Neogaf

Congrats on making a chubby chick think you're her final catch. She's obviously deeply into you and just staves off it because she knows it'll make you uncomfortable. You're probably way out of her league and she's hoping you'll commit.

This.

Pretty women think you should be thankful for them sucking your cock- getting all their teeth in the way and not even taking it very deep.

Meh women though, they look like they're genuinely thirsty and the only way to hydrate is to take your whole dick down their throat and swallow 5 times. I am getting a chub thinking about this 6/10 i used to fuck. I definitely need to break up with the 8/10 I'm seeing now and go back to throating the most average among us.

The problem is that she's rich as fuck. Makes me kinda wish I weren't completely against the idea of cheating, but unfortunately I'm not a complete piece of shit.

Duh I know that.

>chubby 5/10 gf used to deepthroat and swallow or let me cum all over her anywhere i wanted but sucked at sex
>8/10 stacy gf barely took my dick half way and always spit never let me cum on her anywhere else but was amazing at sex

This nigga oldfag is a scholar and a gentleman. Made my day boi, made me burst into laughter

*sip cum*

Nice doubles and made me laf

Textbook narcissist

I'mTbh i would rather go stacey in that scenario. I'd way rather a good fuck than just where I cum. I've never had a spitter tho. Worst i have had is someone who doesn't play with it before swallowing, but even that is fine. My fav is pushing them down last minute as i cum then they cough and splutter and shit while apologising lol.

Not him but many girls act this way
They are used to guys simply existing for their sake its common place for them to do shit like this, with no consequense whats stopping them?

alot of guys have been fucked over by girls, girls might argue guys cheat and are assholes aswell but not at all in the same ratio and alot of guys who are jaded are jaded because they got fucked over by some girls when they were young

I don't get Amerifats. Why don't you people just hop in the shower after you deficate? It's not hard and you feel clean. Instead you walk around with shit in your anus all day. Hell, I sometimes don't shower if I'm at home all day, but my dickbutt is always squeaky clean

Exactly. Alot of women are textbook narcissists, because they've been met with constant praise with zero expectations throughout their lives, being able to get away with whatever. It's precisely because guys make them feel they exist just for their sake that they develop this kind of personality.

I still have a boner and would still fuck that ass

Its a problem indeed
On the flip side if you show them no appreciation and no attention they ignore you and go for guys who do, the internet lies about this because ignore a girl and youre basically invisible to her
She doesnt get hung up or anything because she has so many others who praise her on every turn

I wonder sometimes what dating was like back in the early 20th century, did they have the same problems we do with women or is this a new thing?

>have a 7.5/10 Korean in bed with me
>she was a runner, had a great figure
>would wrap her legs around me
>tore my back up a few times with her nails
>would say the kinkiest shit in bed about how she want me to ram my cock in her mouth
>sometimes she'd say nasty shit in Korean, and tell me what it meant after
>would gag on my dick right when I was about to bust
>almost passed out a few times

Bruhs, sex with a hot woman is great. Sex with a hot woman who is dirty is even better.

Doesn't kill boner at all. I don't have a fart fetish or anything but I don't care at all when by gf farts. In fact every time we fuck doggie she does the loudest queefs in the world. BRRPFHH BRPFHFP BRPFPH every time I go out. I find it funny as fuck but it doesn't make me lose diamond dick.

Farts are fine. I would actually prefer to have a tiny little fart on entry when we finally try anal.

Holy fuck dude. That's it. I'm doing it.

You just convinced me right now to break it off with my 3 yr gf and then I'm going out to find a korean.

Texting her now. Brb.

she wasnt such a princess with my cock in her mouth tho senpai

The key is to "be a man" and to, ironically, be what her father may have failed to be. To give her attention but be clear with your expectations of her. If she takes it as you not fulfilling her demands, she'll not do you much good anyway.
Personally I'm not planning to settle for anything but a woman with enough maturity and confidence to have a relationship that's based on mutual respect, a bond that is there for both individuals to grow and enrich eachother's lives, not a kind of sex-enhanced servitude riddled with stupid games. If I can't get that, I'm willing to settle for being alone but I know there's actually plenty of women out there who are down for this.

Nah man, I am a relationship man myself. Honestly, to keep it alive, you just have to be so straight up with what you want. It goes with women you aren't committed to as well. Ask what she's into, if she has any fantasies. Make it about her and go from there.

>WARNING
Korean girls are prudish. I was dating this girl for a year. You have to understand that some Korean girls won't fuck you for a long, long time. Or until marriage. And if they do, some are dead fish.

>there's actually plenty of women out there who are down for this.
Im not so sure about this

My main issue is that most girls are pampered with attention and to this end they already have a boyfriend or all the benefits of a boyfriend without having one so sure "being a man" is a solution for me but its more of a cope to avoid dealing with the bullshit
If i give her attention but make demands she will tell me to fuck off and go for another guy, since she has many of em

Ive actually met girls who got a monthly salary to be some dudes gf, she could come and go as she wanted but had to sleep at home atleast X times a week
It was an average monthly salary too so that really blew my mind

Girls dont come naturally unless you hunt, they control the market and hold all the resources sadly.

I know her fantasies they are pretty hot like mild DDLG stuff. But i just want to fuck other pussies yano?

Exactly the same as an average one?

Not true. My current 8/10 asked me out. Depends wholly on the market.

It would also depend on where you're at I suppose, geographically speaking

Guess i worded it incorrectly, girls dont consistently come unless you hunt
first gf asked me out too but its not a consistent way of getting girls, or atleast it hasnt been in the past three years for me

Playing the passive card and waiting is much more effective for women

Rule n1. You can never ever ask a girl for sex, you just fuck her
If she doesn't want to make her want to