*PSSSCCHT*

Nothing personnel...kid...

*teleports behind you*

aahhh fuck yeah monster, too bad im an eurofag so we only got the normal green, zero sugar blue and the shitty non carbonated tea version :( i really wanna try the murican flavors-

i havent seen this one before

i literally drink a monster everyday and my go to is the white ones. if i cant find the white ones i settle for the other zero calorie blue ish black one? that one just tastes like rockstar though

It's new. Doesn't get a full release until March.

Awww shit, son. My body is ready.

You can get it exclusively at Sam's Club in the meantime.

fugg, this better come out in UK

Kys sipfags

that first shill of the day

We need blue and black sips first, tescos started getting the yellow sips in lad.

Butt-obliterated Red Bull shills detected

what kind of eurofag though ? we have several kinds of monster here in germany

>rehab
>shit
Literally kill yourself. I bet you are a swede.

OH SHIT!

...

I can't drink that shit it always gives me diarrhea.

i never thought i'd be hyped over an energy drink release date

i have a good feeling about this purple monster

This is for black people, right?
American blacks have this thing for purple flavored sugar water.

Daily reminder that the forced shitty sips meme is made by Monster as a viral marketing strategy in an attempt to profile their cancerogenous caffeine-water as a fitness drink.

>not drinking the protein Monsters and getting sacrificing your intestinal lining for gains

ASDA has nearly all of the flavors

post yfw that first sip of the day