My farts smell REALLY fucking bad right now and Im supposed to have a girl over for Netflix and fuck tonight.
Is there a way to make them smell better within like 4-5 hours? Im going to be drinking fucking beer too since im going out first. Its going to be a mix of horrible smells.
Im fucked. Im gassy as fuck and ate a pot full of homeade chili for the past 2 days.
Brayden Perez
Drink a shit load of coffee and shit your guts out.
Colton Campbell
go for a 2 mile run and try to fart as much as possible eat bananas strech before and after run drink some cranberry juice
Gabriel Cooper
There's medication for bloating, you retard. That shit works like a miracle too; you'll feel better immediately due to placebo and your symptoms will be finished in about 20 minutes. Amazing stuff.
Ryder Nguyen
BRRAAAAAAAAPP
Lucas Torres
Cool butt what is it, i dont want to lay here all night silently letting out sulfur bombs
These are those farts that are thick and violate your personal space. You could almost see them
Hunter Sanders
>BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP
Gabriel Lee
Straighties have it so easy. Imagine being gay and a bottom. And you have bad farts. Which means your anal region is a mess and not hospitable to dick. >Lol no sex for you! Its like the gay equivalent of being on your period but you cant see it coming.
Jackson Myers
Good for you. That's what you get for fucking a shithole meant for shitting shit. I hope you get a pepper seed in your dickhole.
Luis Sanchez
Kek I purposely try to get those farts on purpose and fart near my coworkers and when they claim to smell it I say "whoever smelt it dealt it" lmfao
Caleb Wright
drink more water and have some fiber in your diet in the future
have some yogurt once in a damn while too
Ryan Hughes
>implying this doesn't apply to girls too
Kayden Collins
>ate a pot full of homeade chili for the past 2 days.
I hope you tell us how it goes.
Adrian Hughes
>have some yogurt once in a damn while too
holy shit this. Helps so much.
Gabriel Gutierrez
give yourself an enema, you can buy a kit at a drug store for like 2$
Kayden Cooper
Just commenced the beer drinking. Its 1030 in germanistan.
Farts are still here and the smell makes my ears ring.
Im done for. Tomorrow morning will be hell. If I hold all these farts in ill get an ulcer bros.
Fuck. Ill let you know hoe it goes.
Carson Gonzalez
Did you try any of the advice posted?
Isaac Foster
Fart in her face and give her pink eye you fucking cuck
Jason Perez
Wow, it's almost like you're not supposed to stick dicks up people's assholes or something
Hudson Hughes
I was in the store last week buying food for my bulk and I wanted to buy yogurt, but I got confused in the aisle and left without anything. What kind of yogurt do I want?
too many buzzwords in the yogurt section now I got scared
Thomas Sanchez
dude just excuse yourself and go outside or in the bathroom to fart. air it out, wipe your ass with some lotion on the tp, and get back in there.
Joseph Parker
Just get whole unflavoured nautral yogurt, or greek yogurt. It will taste a bit sour at first but you'll get used to it. You can mix in some blueberries and stuff if you want. Don't fall for the flavoured, sugary shit. Low fat tastes really sour.
Luke Carter
thanks senpai. should I be getting low fat yogurt or just normal fat?
Joseph Butler
Normal. Low fat yogurt is really sour and fat is good for you anyway. No reason to avoid fat.