Realistically speaking, who would win in a free for all, vale tudo style brawl between clarence, isley, jason blaha and jeff seid?
Would quick explosiveness of an olympic lifter made clarence the winner?
Would raw powerlifting strength made isley the winner?
Or would blaha's expertise on war and superb firearm skills (non negotiable) trumps over jeff seid's aesthetically pleasing good looks?
clarence.
he doesnt just lift, he does gymnastics for fucks sake. he can still do flips at his weight
Jeff Seid was a sickeningly good wrestler so would dominate
Jason is ALOT bigger than Jeff Seid in person. Think about that for a minute.
if they were smart then they would gang up on clarence first.
if they don't then clarence-kun wins.
Isley is an intimidating specimen
Yeah but clarence can just flop around and backflips out of jeff seid's grasp.
>implying you need to be huge to shoot someone with your .308
Pretty sure bloho could do a back flip too
Clarence is athletic af. Jeff Seid is a wrestler. Clarence has a weight advantage. I'd say it would be pretty close. Joff would probably win though.
Bahahahaha omg
defnitely clarence
Flips aren't hard
...
He's big but damn he looks like shit
Jeff, he is tall, has perfect genes, is a top wrestler and has unreal strength
Blaha has killed before and would do it again
Clarence does martial arts and tricking, so my bet is on him. Realistically tho, that would set the other guys initially against him so if it was all on all, it could be anyone's game.
ah, yeah, forgot about that. So Clarence or Jeff
Alright lets break it down person by person
1. Clarence =
Pros:
>inhumanely strong, lean and conditioned
>super explosive, flexible and actually can jump/backflip/tricks
Weakness:
>apparently folds under pressure if there is alot of people watching
>voldemort
>shit cardio due to constantly training for singles/doubles
2. Joff =
Pros:
> actually a good wrestler and trained since childhood. Probably stands the most chance winning if the fight goes to the ground.
>Decent cardio because HIIT + clen to get shredded brahh
Weakness:
>weight disadvantage (joff is the lightest out of the 4)
>low str build so probably weak af
>a mirror
3. Blahino
Pros:
>2 black belt by 19
>more muscle mass than prime serge nubret
>expert in firearms and hand to hand combat
>no remorse for human being due to mercenary past
Cons :
>non negotiable
4. Isley
Pros :
>wide shoulders increase reach
>thicc core to protects inner organs
>strong legs due to powerlifting
Cons :
>slow as shit
>no cardio
>he neber learns
My money is either on joff or blaha desu
What a freaking badass. Imagine he looked like this in his spec-ops days after wading through the blood of narco terrorists
That nigga look strong. Goal body
clarence roids. he deadlifts more than pat mendez did when he weighed 400 lbs
How do you know he does martial arts?
I don't. I assumed since he's tricking that he does tae kwon do. maybe i'm wrong
Tricking and tae kwon do are very different and have little overlap
Definitely going for Clarence. Sometimes inhumane strength will put fear in people's mind.
Jason blaha hablack belts in two styles of martial arts
he just looks like a buff autist
Well, then I would bet on Jeff. As much as people dislike him (personally I'm indifferent), he has some martial arts background
Both true, clarence has the athletic skills needed to deliver a triple roundhouse kick to someone's jaw.
While joff is a grappler which basically wrecks all other boxingfags/karatejitsu weebs
Joff vs clarence light heavyweight ufc when
Jason has a military and secret intelligence background.
He was also a mercenary during the powder wars in South America.
He is a trained killing machine. The other guys are "just" fitness guys. Think about that for a minute
>high school wrestling beats all other striking weebs
not if they have take down defense, which isnt that hard to learn
also wrestling never teaches submissions
hmm... I don't know, how about the only one that has years of training in a fighting discipline (Jeff)? I'm not even a big fan of Jeff but this is a stupid question. That's like saying who's a better ice skater, someone who's been ice skating since they were little or someone who has big calves?
You people really underestimate isley. He probably trains the hardest out of the whole group, he is lifting against his non world class genetics in an almost masochistic way. He would probably never back down in a fight. Plus his body is able to Deal with inhumane blood pressure Levels, even hafthor couldnt Rip his eyes out.
Plus he once smashed an Hamster with an Hammer.
Jason is a farmer. He said he spend his youth on a farm. He wouldn't stand a chance
slamming someone on concrete is pretty final. That's why things like judo are considered one of the strongest martial arts in a street fight.
and he seems to be into traps. That requires some courage
How long has it been success he last wrestled? You underestimate the weight advantage Clarence has if you think Jeff can slam him. I reckon Clarence could probably balance on one leg like BJ Penn whilst Jeff guess for the single, the boy who lived then proceeds to pummel with Travis Browne elbows.
>2016
>still neber learns
clarence has stumpy little arms, he doesn't have the leverage to drop Travis Browne-esque questionably legal 11.9-6.1 elbows
does this look like the face of mercy
Jeff wrestled freestyle bruh, suplex and everything.
Did you see the video where he wrestled alon gabbay? Jeff practically manhandled him like a baby lol
Holy fuck this made me laugh
Fuckin' George, what a mad lad
True but how rusty is jeff.
When did he last wrestle? Would it be enough to trump blaha's top secret elite 2deadly4daring spec ops CQC?
isley has trained for years to master frog technique
>>voldemort
every time
>you're a mutant, Harry
>2 black belts
you actually believe this neckbeard after all the shit he lied about?
Why would he lie to millions of fans?
Conor mcgregor would eliminate every single one of them
Who would win in a free for all, vale tudo style brawl: the janitor, or an ever-increasing amount of barely relevant shitposts?
there are many ground moves in wrestling where if you were to twist shit it would break
why would LITERALLY ANYONE lie on the internet
Shitposts win errytiem
1: Clarence the supernatty
2: Isley the liar
3: Blaha the insane
4: Jeff pls go
Alright guys i have a question.
I'm 22, on my last year of college, i've never really learned how to fight but suddenly i'm interested in learning something.
In my college there's
>judo
Taught by an 80 year old red-and-white belt, class size is fucking massive, with the majority being neckbeards
>muay thai
Class is tiny, everyone is ripped, but they spend all day practicing kicks without sparring from the looks of it
>kendo
Class size medium, canf tell who's teaching because they all wear masks. Looks pretty cool too
>wrestling
Pretty much free registration so class size is pretty big. Class is full of thicc/strongfat giants
What should i take Veeky Forums? I'm not looking to become a human machine or compete in mma in the near future, just looking to have fun while improving my chance in a street fight etc
Bamp pls help
Clarence isn't natty, fag. He hasn't been natty for a while. Granted, he was still pretty strong as a natty.
Only Blaha was trained in the farm at Langley.So fuck you Simon.
>tfw bjj blue belt
>grapple with wrestler
Always end up on my back, but he cant submit me no matter what
Mfw
Jewdo or wrestling. Wrestling is probably more practical. I like jewdo more but when you spar it's an endless fight for grip and balance. MT without sparring is useless.
>guy legit says and i QUOTE " I will not be addressing any use of AAS"
>retards still think he is natty
lol
YOU (YOU)
quality post
Jason is the weakest, fattest, and ends up short of breath by talking alone.
Clarence is stronger than Isley, who is a faggot.
Unfortunately Jeff would probably win. He is nowehere as strong as Clarence, but not particularly weak either, and used to wrestle.
>implying you need to be lean to blast someones head off with your conceal carry
WHYYYYY
>voldemort
every fucking time
Is jewdo the same thing as Krav Maga?
of course he is telling the truth he said he was
Jeff is the only one who's trained a martial art
He wins
My money is on Clarence. His explosiveness should transfer very well into punching and kicking power.
>entering_the_warp.webm
Looks like fucking nigel farage
>wrestling
>martial arts
Ok amerifat
Clarence is decisively stronger than Isley. In all categories.
>wrestlers
>fat
Only awnser if judo or wrestling. Perhaps take the uni class for a time then go to a privage club for better training
Neck yourself u weeb