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I'll say this much, I'm almost 26 and I've had acne since the age of 13. It's not cystic, but I'm tired as fuck of seeing this shit never fade from my face.

I can limit it if I completely avoid dairy, but I still get 3-4 pimples on my face at a time even without. If I keep consuming dairy (even just my whey), I break out and get tons more. And the worst part is that the longer this goes on, the more my face will become scarred from the acne.

Roids also make it worse whenever I change my dosage (or go from blast to cruise and vice versa). I have accutane sitting on my desk and I'm strongly considering finally pulling the plug... but the sides still scare me.

Mirin jerrbears

You might want to dose it low if you're that concerned and that sensitive.

As for whey, I'm sensitive to certain whey products as well. Loose stool, cramping and bloating from anything that's a poor quality acid wash and not a hydrolysate.

Look into a quality beef or chicken protein powder. Betancourt makes a quality beef isolate. Not much for taste but no stomach issues. MHP makes a paleo blend that's like chicken and beef blend. MHP used to make a fish isolate too.

>came home today trying to get mother to give me prescription for salagen for glands so I can get it now instead of having to go to some indian doctor
>show her studies demonstrating its effectiveness
>after bitching about side effects (while it is listen on world health organizations list of safest medicines) she changes subject
>"shouldn't you be focusing on more important things like school"
>starts bitching how disappointed she is that I got one A- last semester for the first time ever and I need to stop being selfish

Jesus christ what am I going to do for summer I don't want to see their faces ever again

And you get fucking quads ya wee bastard.

But aye I think that's what it come down too, personal choice based off that societal view of acne, I mean it must be awful pal, a proper blow to the confidence, so I sympathise with you, I can understand why you'd be so sick of it, and go for accutane. I used accutane on my first cycle as it was recommended to me as part of it (some bad advice floating around back in the day) and I honestly never noticed any depression or anything, so ... everyone's different though.

Is your mum a doctor or something?

A surgeon in america that somehow never took calculus yes

I bring this argument up with a buddy of mine. In terms of appearances, if you aren't weeping with boils and looking like a leper, no one gives a shit about your acne.

The worst they'll think is "wow hormonal" or "drink water". My buddy had severe acne on his back and face for years. Left scars. Impacted his confidence to some degree (he's a big handsome guy). No woman he ever dated or that we've ever communicated with together has ever said shit about his acne and when asked they said they don't even notice.

Don't let shitty cosmetic things get to you. My teeth are beyond fucked, I even have an enormous gap in my front teeth. No one has ever said anything and girls even think the occasional lisp from the gap is adorable.

Your flaws are usually only seen as flaws by you; at least physically.

You're in a good spot there then if you can wrap her round your finger. Does she know you're on the juice?

Its not just the depression, accutance is known to thin out hair, even on females.

Right now im doing everything in my might to not lose my fucking hair on this blast.

My acne isnt bad enough to run this shit.

man I disagree so much about that. acne is even worse than most physical deformities because it's one of those misunderstood things where people look at you and go "wow, this guy must have terrible hygiene!"

Yeah I agree with that, projecting your own perceived flaws onto someone elses perception of you is never a smart move, cause ya don't know what's going on in their heads.

Nah I've never seen or experienced this outside of high school or teenagers and they aren't real people.

Normal folk don't give a fuck unless as I said, your shit is a weeping mess.

That is not a good spot she is a literal nutcase nervous anxious wreck who is also obese.

>starts saying she doesnt have time to read about salagen since she is so busy
>she is actually simultaneously on facebook and buying a camera for thousands of dollars

Why does she even need a camera she literally does not leave the house at all

Cannae answer that pal, as I don't know your mum. Maybe she's getting into the selfie game? Can you not just plead your case to anther doctor or nick off with one of her prescription pad sheets and write it out yourself?

It grows back it's telogen effluvium, completely different from male pattern baldness

I ran accutane before and lost retarded amounts of hair. Now I am running it again at double the dose (40mg now) with 860 tren e 250 test e and losing 0 hair

>860 tren e
That's a fair whack, how are you finding the sides?

How long to wait to open package?

Hrs running over 800mg tren e and wonders why he has water issues

>860 tren e 250 test
hey i remember you, didnt you almost die from crashing your estrogen a few days back?

My roommates boss had a thread posted about her yesterday. Spooky.

Yes, frlt like SHIT for a few days. Pretty much almost normal now but not 100% yet, it's only been like 4 days since I crashed it
I was fine on that dose until I added dbol

Water is going away, in fact it's basically gone now
Sides are mainly heat after eating, gas, lower abdominal bloat from digestion issues, night sweats, BAD nightmares

The night sweats don't wake me up but in the morning I am finding my pillow and sheets wet with sweat. It's hell waking up from a nightmare in freezing cold sweat

Also a bit of calf pumps and I get out of breath very easily

Gains are insane though I don't know why retards say it's bad for bulking...

>Ive strarted only using the onahole
>Its so choice

What did you mean by this? Are you completely handsfree? The reason that onaholes never appealed to me is that it seemed like in the end you would still be doing the jerking motion just with a texture.

I've gotta say, having a libido now that my test levels are that of a non-grandpa is giving me mixed feels. It does make me feel very "manly" - like I now can relate to how men's sex drives are portrayed in movies and shit.

On the whole, though, not a fan. I feel like it's going to get me into trouble. Huge fan of nofap/noporn, so that's not a great option for release. But the sex drive is getting to be bad - to the point where I'm considering breaking out of my cocoon and falling for the roastie meme.

Doesn't help that I've got a 17 year old latina grill who wants me to come over tomorrow. I feel like doing so would only lead to degenerate weedsex.

>God of autism, please help me avoid these temptations.

???
Do you suspect controlled delivery or something?

If so, wait like 2 days and place it near a trashcan or put a "return to sender" label on it if you're extra paranoid.

Also, post reasons that you suspect controlled delivery.

re-sent email after user found the issue

what kind of thread

on Veeky Forums?

kek, I was thinking that, it explains the past few days posts

Sounds about normal for that level, it's fucking awful waking up with all that wet everywhere though

Aye, sorry about that pal

Ayyyy I'm just naturally paranoid and this is my first order. What would I look for with controlled delivery?

Yeah it was the "walk into the backroom of your gym and you see this" thread with the pic being a thicc beefy blonde woman in a bikini baristastand.

As an aside, my roommates boss very obviously abuses var. has that thick mama bear look with a face that looks older than 26. No attention to diet, just the female equivalent of Michelin man mode. Which is fine by me, I find it funny.

My roommate was even like "does she know IM on var???" lol you've been on for 5 weeks chill.

>Doesn't help that I've got a 17 year old latina grill who wants me to come over tomorrow. I feel like doing so would only lead to degenerate weedsex.

Get in there pal, show her how it's done.

My ex was on 5mg EOD of var,.I thought it was utterly pointless but after 3 months she was quite toned up. Dunno if that was the var or not but it was having some sort of effect as her monthly cycle was all thrown off. Sometimes it would last for a day, sometimes a week, sometimes it wouldn't happen at all. Do ya reckon your pals boss is in a proper dose then?

And wasnt chems lass on var as well? What the fuck happened with them anyway? They were quite happy and chem wanted to propose or something, shame it didn't work out.

Ive got this set up
I do go hands free, making sweet love to my wife, but if im lookin for a quick nut I use my hands

My roommate is doing 10mg daily. Gained ~12lbs.

This is her boss. She's dosing it hard obv.

For fucks sake, Jerry. I hope your ma never sees that. I'll admit though, I am curious. Might get one myself and see what it's Iike, no use in calling something out of I've not used it.

She's got some beef on her, 10mg for sure.

On the topic of acne, did you see masT's picture of his worst breakout point he posted a couple days ago? Holy fuck, if that doesn't warrant accutane idk what does.

You make me physically ill, jerry.

I'm not as far gone as you, I only have a fleshlight

but I totally regret the purchase. washing that shit is such a pain in the ass, definitely not worth my time

I think this is more like 15-20mg. Her face isn't busted but she doesn't look my age. Her boss and I are the same age.

I mean I don't look 25 either but it still maintains my point: AAS age you.

As for my roommates cycle? She's late but if my bloody dick was any indication this morning, it's still working.

Was it cystic and all that? Did he take accurate or does he just get on with his life?

He probably gets on with his life because whiteheads aren't fat so they count as lbm.

Shes seen the dakis, I dunno bout the onahole

Its so cash. Has both holes too. I cum buckets

Its called extreme jealously
Youre mad I have replaced women

Like 5 mins fingering a vag, not too bad
It is a pain though

>I mean I don't look 25 either but it still maintains my point: AAS age you.

Tren face is the best shit

Also just realized I can see the separations between gland and bone and muscle again

Nice

>She's late but if my bloody dick was any indication this morning, it's still working.

kek

Whatever floats your boat, fella

You tell me.

He supposedly took it for some period of time but got such bad sides he just decided never to pct again and stopped accutane.

Honestly all I was thinking of was that I thought I had the perfect reaction image for that there daki of yours jerrbear.

Anyways, the point remains

"Youre mad I have replced women"

How about no.

I fucked up my memetext. I'll go kms I promise.

Thats pretty fucking bad, there. I hope it doesn't scar for him but they look as though they will.

Mast isnt a reaction image

Whats wrong with the onahole

Try it
Youll replace women too

It was a long time ago so supposedly it healed pretty well. Idk ask masT next time he stops by.

See you doofus.

>but if my bloody dick was any indication this morning, it's still working.
I hate you so much dude

> every time alex posts a post is hidden

'no'.

Is this srs what the anons that call me out look like? I thought everyone here not tripping was >roding for this

I feel worse now about shitposting so hard earlier

mirrin boys

It just "looks" bad. That shit isn't crusty or weepy so it's not a major infection concern. He's not lifting his arms and ripping scabs open or anything.

They're just mildly annoying red spots. My back flares up like a motherfucker with mast and nandrolone together. I look forward to it because then my roommate spends an hour grooming me and picking them.

Seriously acne like this shouldnt impact your confidence. It's like the second side listed anywhere.

People see a big dude with red spots and they don't think "gross unhygienic roider" they just think "damn that's a big guy".

Me too. It's a problem.

Nice dubs

I wouldn't mind replacing women around these parts. It's bad enough when you can slide four fingers in and there's enough room to move them around in there, but when your dicks in and shs trying to grip you into her vag so you cannae pull out it's too much. They're all after spitting out babies the extra government benefits, the fucking scumbags. It's almost a cultural thing now, along with whisky and heroin

Aye, i will do if i remember

Yeah that's probably true,a lot of people just carry the cruelty of the schoolyard with them and think the worst I guess

Oh yeah, if any of you watched Unbreakable, that hyper realistic super hero film by M. Night Shamalamadingdong, watch Split, his newest one, just come out. There's a fucking jaw dropping twist at the end.

Oh my fucking god cheekie is back I'm so happy. Our /fraud/ girl is back.

>that butt pic

and what about girls....certainly dudes dont care about another dudes acne, but surely girls do

When I build my model kits, I get stoned and pretend I'm a rogue colony faction research and development black ops program building bleeding edge war machines.

So if I drop a piece or a leg comes loose or something, I'm pretending like mechanical engineers in a docking bay fucked up and like 3 colonists died and schedule gets set back and shit.

Girls either: don't give a shit or beg to pick at it. Have you seen a girl play with their own acne? They live for that shit.

Thats a pretty vivid imagination you've got there

>Ayyyy I'm just naturally paranoid and this is my first order. What would I look for with controlled delivery?
Chances you got a controlled delivery are like 0 if it was just dropped off at your mailbox. I used to have a pasta of signs to look out for when I used to order illegal shit off of farmer's market (old).

I think it's something like you get a "pickup at post office" notice or something that requires a signature. Better to do some research into it yourself because I honestly couldn't tell you.

Check outside and see if there are any vans with heavily tinted windows outside your place.

>implying I know how it's done

I'm super paranoid about what a woman's sexual history does to her in terms of STDs and almost always feel like I'm "taking advantage" in a way. And the girls who are self-assured and confident (i.e., the ones where I wouldn't think sex is "taking advantage") are ones that I wouldn't want to ruin for marriage by having casual sex with.

I give much less of a fuck now that my test levels are not grandpa-tier anymore but the autism remains. Hopefully a weekend of concerted philosophical study/inquiry should help calm this pesky libido. I feel like such a normie.

Mirin the setup. Seems very /self-sufficient/.

Seems like a great way to be permanently noporn. But I have gotten so used to and addicted to nofap as well that I'm getting tortured by this qt 17 year old texting and also the girls at my work smiling/flirting more, now that I've lost all that low T/high cortisol fat.

Have you ever tried nofap? I mean in your case it's different, I feel like you are making love with your wife, which is not really fapping. I just have a hard time ascending to the waifu masterrace due to the aforementioned nofap addiction.

Guess I might as well get started on k-on this weekend.

Tripfags and blogposting ruin /fraud/

Can't we just have a /blog/ general?

Currentgf pops any back pimples I get. She really doesn't mind although it's nowhere near as bad as roid acne and it's exclusively on my back, nowhere else.

Idk some girls are turned off by it most don't mind though, everyone regardless of roids gets pimples every now and then.

You're so fucking awesome, bimbo. Lol. I totally forgot you were into that.

Nice arguement
Confirmed mad jelly

Exactly id never trust a woman with my seed

When I was low T I jerked it once like every two weeks

I much prefer high volume masturbation

I have a crazy porn addiction
If its not lolis getting raped I dont even get hard

The only way way to get hard is my wife
Blessed

Shows your a nice guy and you think ahead, though. Those are good qualities to have.

Why does it ruin it? Better than it being dead. Just chime in with a roid related question, that's usually the catalyst for a proper discussion that's thread related.

I just finished this Barbatos MA. I didn't really enjoy it much. I don't think 1/144 scale is much fun.

But he looks really cool. Still needs panel lining.

Whoops

How does it compare to your average vag?

>>>>>>asking this to jerry

ask him to compare with a tranny ass at least

Nothing beats out pussy. Pussy is like Fallon asleep in your own bed after a week traveling. Anal is like getting a king sized hotel room for a night with a fat jacuzzi and it's fun but the magic wears off and you're like "this isn't my bed".

Onaholes are like "well I'm not sleeping in my car I guess" while you sleep in a pillow fort on your friends floor because you spent all your rent on Molly.

Haha, well I've never fucked a tranny (not for lack of trying) so I wouldn't relate to his answer.

This is about right

That's because pussy is home.

My fucking sides

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ya thank god its only my back/traps, if i got that shit on my face i would hang myself

My dad's lost his leg to diabetes a year or so back, so he's in a wheelchair, and he's a bit of a fat cunt aswell. We've been doing some training together, like upper body so he can get himself about better and on and off the toilet and all that, I have him some clen to help him lose some weight and we changed his diet, he's doing alright, lost a stone already, and he's a trusting sod, so while he'll not let me inject him, he'd take that testocap shite,ya know, testosterone in a capsule. Hats the verdict on them? Never used them and I don't know anyone that has, but for a 60 year old they'd do alright, wouldn't they?

How intense do you go on finishes beyond what's in the stock kits?

I was getting ready to buy a kit (Exia GN-001, just because of aesthetics of the close combat gundams) but then saw all the clip hiding techniques, inking, painting, finishing that can be done and felt like after seeing that I would never be satisfied with just a stock construction.

dannychoo.com/en/post/213/Gundam Modeling Tutorial.html

But now that I see yours I think it looks pretty dope. Wondering if you do any special finishing?

>When I was low T I jerked it once like every two weeks
Yeah, same. Except it was more like "get the urge every two weeks, succumb to it every 2-3 months." Part of why I dislike fapping is I always felt (in my low T state) that I was cumming my gains away since I'd be lower energy at the gym the next day. Maybe this doesn't apply when I'm pinning chinese bathtub hormones into my bum bi-weekly. I jut don't know how I can adjust to this libido thing.

Let's hope philosophizing this weekend calms it down. Looking into getting some chasteberry atm.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitex_agnus-castus#Mechanism_of_action

Though it seems like a strange endocrine disruptor. Lowers prolactin, might bind to opioid receptors? More research required for sure.

fug

Makes me want to avoid pussy even more, in a weird way. Like, if I never know what I'm missing then I won't be miserable when I don't have it. What you describe makes the whole paradigm of women trapping betas in relationships for the promise of sex make so much more sense now.

Is it just straight test U in a capsule? Seems like it'd have shitty bio availability when taken orally without something added to it to help it make it through the 1st pass effect.

Maybe see if he's okay with taking subQ injections (since he's likely only going to be needing TRT doses)? SubQ is a lot less scary than IM for most people.

What game first, lifting and roids, or your model hobby?

Just curious because lifting has been my main outlet for years and my GF pointed out its not really a hobby and more of just a permanent aspect of my daily life.

I was thinking of doing Warhammer.

One of the lads I flat with does that, warhammer40k. He doesn't play the actual game, just puts the models together and paints them. Apparently they're fairly expensive but it looks like a good way to spend a few hours.

I've been doing gunpla since I was ten. I build Eva's and other garage kits when I have time and patience.
I don't really do much else other than panel line. My fingers are sausages I can't paint how I need to that finely. Nail clippers for tree stems and an ultra fine sharpie for panels and you've got a pretty stick kit.

>Be at gym today
>Push day, 4x12, one of my faves
>Doing leverage shoulder press, back extension bench in front of me
>QT 3.4 latina with thicc ass comes up mid-set
>'user could you help me real quick? I'm having trouble adjusting the height'
Shit sticks all the time
>'Yea this thing sticks all the time, one second'
>Pin sticks and is hard as fuck to pull
>Get it out, hands sweaty, struggle to push up the pads
>Feeling hotter and sweatier, time slows to a crawl
>Get it to 3 and breath sweet relief
>'Umm I think I need it higher, I'm pretty tall'
>'Well shit yea I guess I'm pretty short'
>Good natured smile and laugh, buys me 10 seconds of peace
>Struggle again to get the thing up to 5
>Go back to shoulders while she extends that ass in front of my face

I never spaghetti in public, but holy shit did I feel like a loser struggling with that thing. Moved past it because Im not gonna torture myself overthinking it, but definitely not my best moment. Ah well, least Im getting mires and requests from non-dudes for once.

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Yeah, that's a pretty sound idea actually. Cheers mate. I emailed you back, by the way. Heading to bed now, catch ya's tomorrow

If I look at that ungodly daki onihole concoction one more time I think I'm gonna throw up most of the 100 grams of protein I ate for breakfast.

What made you get into that? Just something you genuinely enjoy? How'd you get into it? I'm not gonna lie it's kind of strange imagining a massive 6 ft 5 dude playing with those for funsies with all the other stuff going on in your life, but it's actually pretty cool you have a unique hobby to yourself.

Kek.

Same. I got pretty bad acne in high school and it only finally went away around when I turned 22. Acne is NOT the business.

Grab her by the pussy dude what are you doing?

Good night!

Did you ever make it to france? Is that where you are now?

>Grab her by the pussy dude what are you doing?
>TFW this only works if your yugely wealthy and famous

I've been at it since I was a kid. I've lived Chinese cartoons since forever. I have a mass production Eva tattooed on my arm lmao

My flight to Paris is one month from now. Last stretch them I'm out of America for as long as possible. On to potential pornstardom, qteurogingers, weird foods, great beer, and adventure. Let's hope ol Donny cares about the EU for the next 4 years because that's all I give a shit about in politics rn. Ima be righteously pissed if it desintegrates while I'm over there.

Are you not? LMAOing at ur lyfe dood.

That's some dedication my dood. Nice. How many of those models do you have now/have you bought over that period of time?

Countless. Seriously dozens. Gifted all of my evangelions to my roommates teenage brother when I left over the summer so only two kits ATM.

So thattttssss what your tattoo is

Yeah

>spend ron money on figmas
Every time

You mad?
You jelly?
You mirin?

You mad. You mirin. You jelly.

Nice. Out of pure curiosity what's the roommate think of them?

No u.

She admires my Eva tattoo. she called it art like 4 nights ago in bed. She's right too, the artistic merit of the shadowing alone is outstanding.

My sleeve she's doesn't like because she feels the artist (same guy that did my Eva) does inconsistent work. I'm inclined to agree but I love it nonetheless.

I read through the reddit sticky and it really does seem like steroids are a miracle medicine if you use them right.

I was curious about when you're supposed to use them though, like what the starting point is. As of now I'm still shaving off a good 20-25 pounds of fat I've had stuck on me for years, but seeing the fucking incredible physiques of everyone in the progress thread and how fast people lose the weight as well as gain mass. I'm getting really curious about whether it's even worth bothering natty.

I had a bad reaction to an EC stack I tried a year ago, all mental stuff. Made me paranoid as fuck and super anxious about everything. Is this a factor to consider in gear?

No. you ate a bunch of stimulants and freaked out. Hormones are like applying lube pto life where being fat or JM is like biting the pillow.

Post the following:

Age
Body fat % (height/weight if you don't know)
Time spent lifting

Just turned 24
5'11" 173 lbs (maybe 19%? Hard to tell due to gut)
Been lifting for about 3 months now.