I get free sips at work

i can take as many as i want when i want and my boss doesnt care.
>work wageslave job
>free sips makes up for shit pay
>feelsgoodman

The superior sparkling water is right next to your meme drink and you decide to get hooked on caffeine. Enjoy your migraines.

my work allows me to take drinks too but unfortunately they dont stock sips

fuck dat sanpellimeme shit xd

can someone explain this sips meme to me

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>decided to get hooked on caffeine
>migraines

what the fuck are you on about? I've drunk 2 12 oz. cups of coffee a morning & had an average of 3 diet sodas in the evening every single day for the past 8 years of my life. I rarely get headaches and have no issues with chronic migraines.

Not intending to imply anything about whether or not caffeine is a net good, I just think you're full of shit with this migraines business.

>gave himself a migraine disability during his teenage years takin sips all day thinking he was cool
Feelsbadman

4-10 of these a day every day no headaches

Is it time for a sips thread?

Remember to post your rare sips

Does this count?

>TFW drink sips literally everyday for 5+ years (sugarfree)
>Occasionally get paranoid that I'll die at 35 from sip related illness
>Continue to sip
Anyone else?

bro, my coworkers be hooked on sips but hes pretty #overweight

get those sips

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feelsgoodman

All that sugar. You wont make it user.

I can't drink that shit it always gives me diarrhea.

dextrose feelsgoodman

Maybe you should go NoSips for a week and see if you get the withdrawal effects from caffeine.

How the hell do you function bro? at that rate wouldn't you have to drink like 2 gallons of water to prevent yourself from getting some sort of kidney stones from dehydration?

SSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPS

>my life.jpeg
delet this

I've drank a ridiculous amount of coffee and energy drinks for years and never had a caffeine headache. The only people I know who get caffeine headaches are horribly overweight and get them anyway.

this i dont get it

i usually have 500mg a day and today had non and feel pretty much completely fine

Headaches occur when you are off/reducing your caffeine intake. If you are a heavy constant user then you will have the worst headache when you try to quit.

With that being said, I'm gonny enjoy my sip of the day.

i take caffeine 4-5 days a week 400-500mg everytime and feel pretty good even off it

>Been sipping for 7 years
>Sips are going to be my end.
>Continue anyway.

>that last sip of your life

>2 12 oz cups of coffee
> 3 diet sodas

>>all that sugar

>at work
>need a new shower drain filter thing
>see one on a shelf
>we were specifically told in training not to hold onto things we're buying later
>do it anyway
>forget it's in my apron and accidentally shoplift it
>never tell anyone

THIS MAN JUST CAN'T BE STOPPED

got anymore work stories user?

>go to work
>realize I forgot my nametag
>we're not even allowed to work if we don't have our nametags
>can't go back home to get it because I don't have a car
>the store is out of extra nametags
>manager sees I don't have a nametag and tells me to go get one
>manager is a mean, dead serious old man who doesn't take shit
>say i'll get one even though I know I can't
>my job involves carrying a stack of papers around the store and handing them to customers
>spend the entire day with this stack of papers held up to my chest to cover where my nametag should be
>nearing the end of my shift
>turning to head to the front of the store
>the second I turn into an aisle my manager is staring me dead in the face
>nearly have a heart attack
>still holding the papers in front of my chest
>"oh hey user, going home? see you later"
>get off scot free

Mom's gonna freak

Same here. I know that scientifically we should be fine, but science has been wrong before.
I don't want to be the "Oops, haha" of sips.

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