What exercises will help you fuck someone really hard? Also, can one of you people fuck this guy's girlfriend already...

Cardio, squats, core exercises like sit ups or whatever pick your poison, bridges, sprawling and planking

>Confirmed for never having rough sex.
Have you asked her to peg you yet?

Squat really fucking low and pause.

clitoris has about 9000 pleasure receptor

And guess where it is:outside of the vagina.

are you trying to send her flying through the wall?

either way strength contributes to endurance, and the horsepower is there if it's needed

>Most girls dont enjoy being drilled

Maybe not by a limp wristed beta bitch boy like yourself. When she's got a proper man grunting and sweating on top of her she'll get as horny as every other cock slut out there.

What do you guys say to girl during sex
All i do is grunt, breath heavy or say fuuuck

I moan and wiggle my butt while me and the local ladyboys are sandwhiching

Just the usual

"Yeah...Fuck...Yeah....Fuck....Fuck....Yeah... Yeah...Fuck"

I lift 150kg and im noob lifting for 4 months

I recite verses from the bible

I assumed it was satire

So your argument is that by thrusting with more force inside of her vagina you will stimulate her entrance "harder"?
How exactly do you think that happens?
The only factor you can adjust is the speed in which you rub against it - which isn't even definite to feel better for her.
And it's certainly not related to how hard you slam your dick inside.

>force
>speed
>unrelated

I usually narrate everything we're doing in third person, like i'm the presenter of a documentary.

sex for women isn't just about the feeling of the dick rubbing against her, it's also about the psychological aspect of having her brains fucked out by a strong male specimen.

Sex for girls is more emotionally than physically stimulating, girls in my anecdotal evidence, get off at the feeling of being submissive and fucked by a big guy4u. I prefer slower sex but every girl ive been with loved being hammered

Like planet earth style narration?

Literally did it last wednesday
For one rep only, pulling 140 for 3
My form isnt fantastic

My argument was pretty clear: by thrusting harder and for a more consistent time her pleasure will be bigger. What's the question in that? Yes, she'll be sore the next day. Yes, she'll complain that her pelvis hurts. But so what? Ask her if she preferred instead to have lovey-dovey thrusting and see her reaction. Plus, she'll feel more dominated and feminine leading to a bigger orgasm due to the fulfilling of her primate instincts of having to find a dominant partner. We're talking about the psychological and physical advantages of thrusting more aggressively. So yes, it will stimulate her harder due to psychological and physical causes.

no you derper, "100kg" was probably troll, because it's nothing impressive at all. I did it 5 reps in months and I'm teeny

Im a 24 yo kissless virgin and what is this thrusting talk

Well yeah that too

>The male proceeds to perform his mating dance while swinging his erect penis in front of the female's eyes

100 kg as a minimum. Or do you think you have to sumo deadlift 200 kg to thrust hard?

The intestines

Remember this is our secret - tell your parents and no more ice cream

Tfw can barbell hip thrust 300kg for reps but still only pound gently

This

I'd say it's more about cardio, bridges and such.

No imagine what it feels like to be slapped in that area with hundreds of pounds of force you idiot

it just seems like a weird standard to specify. like "how do I improve cardio so I can bang for longer?"
"run a mile under ten minutes"

I've noticed that since I changed to weightlifting a few years ago my thrusts have become substantially more powerful

Nice false analogy. Imagine what it feels to be penetrated by a cylindrical object in your ass, you idiot. See now how retarded your analogy is?

How the fuck does Jimmy Nu-tron have a girlfriend while I "creep people out"?

probably because he makes them feel good around him while you make them uncomfortable and anxious. women go a lot by their feelings, and what they feel when they're with you makes a huge difference. we men mostly just look at her ass and tits and decide if we want to fuck her.

You would think seeing an aesthetic, fit and well shaved guy would turn a girl on more than skinny ass king nu-male but im no girl and i dont pretend to understand em

Seems they also want a guy who is unattractive since they are safe from other girls, she doesnt need to worry about losing him
Girls make no sense but they are attractive and i want to stick my dick in them but they are making it difficult

I have no idea

no, your conclusions are bad. say you have 100 girls. maybe 3 of them will prefer how the nu-male looks while 15 will prefer the aesthetic looking guy and the rest will want someone else entirely. now if the nu-male has a cool personality then he has a pretty good chance with those 3 girls. if the aesthetic looking guy is a creepy weirdo then he has almost 0% chance with those 15 girls and will remain a kissless virgin.

>Seems they also want a guy who is unattractive since they are safe from other girls,
this is definitely bullshit. girls LOVE having something that other girls want.

Whisper 'you're mine' in her ear while pulling hair. fgm

So I have this new girl and she's into being dominated. I'm used to being a give and take guy and I don't have much experience with this. Any friendly anons have some tips for sexually dominating a girl?

It's less about the thrusting and more about the grip strength of your arms, holding her still and pulling her into your thrusts that make the difference.

Hold your arm out and try to move it down with the other arm as resistance. You need good lats for this.

Yeah. Yep. Yeah buddy. Ain't nothin but a peanut. Lightweight baby!

I comment the actual fucking with a bane voice

t. Redditor Sex Expert

>100 kgs deadlift
>2pl8
spotted the dyel

Cardio and planking.

Fucking funny characters on here today!

Fgm... Female genital mutilation..?

are these faggots drinking apple juice in wine glasses?

Uhh ehh UH ahhhh ooh oh oh oh OH OH OOHH OHH OOHH OHHH WHEEEE!

But seriously. The only thing I say during sex is "shut up". I dunno why. I like hearing them make noises or say things. But I also like the look in their eyes when I tell them to shut up. The same look a child gives you when you threaten to take their xbox away for being bad

Yeah that's not true.

I AM FUCKING DYING

Prolly their own pee like the filthy hippies they are

punch her in the face

>Vaginal sex, gratefully accepted. We'll need it

literally tumblr

Girls can really get into it if you use some dirty talk rather than just grunt and say fuck.

Dirty talk 101:
Future
Present
Past

>I'm going to pound that pussy
>I'm fucking your pussy so hard
>Jamal just fucked your pussy

just gradually go dirtier and dirtier until they're telling you how they're a complete slut who needs your cock

>im fucking your pussy so hard

If you can even say that sentence then you aren't. She'll laugh in her head at you for thinking it.

>this is definitely bullshit. girls LOVE having something that other girls want.

Then they get mad and insecure when it happens.

I wish. This whole numale "beta" fucking bullshit is just surface presentation as always. In reality they are aggressive fucking animals who will bite you fucking throat off for a girl - even if she's yours.

The unfortunate truth is you don't get to power without being an aggressor. And guys like these have hundreds of thousands of fucking followers.

I didn't say there were rational.

>all these virgins arguing about who the virgin is

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No one has mentioned Kettle Bell swings?

It's a movement all about thrusting the hips forward from standing position.
Trains the posterior chain, really good for endurance and power (plyometric)
Much more functional in this context than hip thrusts and bridges.
You need to be able to maintain that hip shattering pound.

Make sure you do them right.

(Can be done with dumbbells but much better with a kettlebell)

what is the first howdareyou picture?

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>Most girls dont enjoy being drilled, stop watching so much porn
this is wrong. even the sweetest, nicests girls want to be fucked hard.

>swings

When will people realize swinging heavy objects is a bad idea?

For the weight to change directions, it has to stop. It may be for a short time but it is still not moving. What joints do you think are taking the strain of this stationary weight at such an angle?

Goodbye shoulders.

People will realize this eventually.

This is what they want you to believe.

They want people to think they don't think they want it. But when they get it they suddenly realize they want it. Even though they knew they wanted it all along.

Same deal as us pretending we like women for their personality. Same reason we pretend a lot of things to be an acceptable human in todays society. When in reality all we actually want to do is kill people and rape their daughters.

Don't even pretend that's not what you want to do deep down. We're all men here. We all know the deal.

I usually can't say anything because they're choking me out

Well - depending on how you swing it obviously - it's gonna be more on your back than shoulders.

Also, by the very nature of WEIGHTlifting, joints, muscles and tendons are put under stress of the weight.

During a deadlift, the back, spine, shoudlers, and legs are all under the strain of the weight.

A swing should be done with proper form - very careful not to use too much weight. Same as any other lift.

That the weight is moving faster, in a more complex arc (rather than just vertically like most lifts) and in a less "controlled' fashion than other lifts could lead to more stress being placed on certain parts of the body.
But that'#s no reason to discount the exercise entirely - and could potentially be a positive thing.

tl;dr
Use good form

Kek'd. Thanks for that user

lol what

But when do you hold your deadlift out at a 90 degree angle at shoulder height? Literally never. Read the sticky. It doesn't mention kek'll bells.

You don't hold the kettlebell in front of you...
That's a front raise, no?

Your shoulders should pretty much have nothing to do with a kettlebell swing. All in the posterior chain, with some core for stabilizing.

And you can swing with a dumbbell if that makes your autism feel better - but i don't personally like it

>girls dont enjoy

lol who cares

literally this

gotta get my gf doin farmers walks desu

>im done get out

You're not understanding the basic physics though.

At the end of the swing motion, the kettle bell changes direction, right?

For any moving object to begin moving in the opposite direction, it must first stop. The speed decelerates until it reaches zero and then begins to accelerate again.

There is a time when the speed is zero. This means that the kettle bell is not moving. It is stationary.

Think about this one. A train is moving north at 100mph, right? And a fly is moving south directly towards the train at 5mph

Now, the the fly will stop upon impact and it's speed will reach zero before moving north at 100mph.Right? But while the fly is traveling at 0mph, it is in contact with the train. The train can't possibly be moving at 100mph if the fly attached to the train is moving at 0mph. So the train ALSO temporarily stops moving.

I'm deeply confused to your point.

During a deadlift, the bar moves downward then stops upon contact with the floor (maybe a cheeky little bounce)

I think you're trying to point out that the kettlebell moving at a faster speed than a barbell during a deadlift, will incur higher force upon the lower back (or shoulders or wherever)

However, i don't beleive this force is a dangerous amount.

Also - the bell does not stop moving immdediatly. It gradually slows during the decent (if done correctly) and the force is absorbed by the bending of the legs and hips during the windup for the next rep.

Apologies for the bad english ~(if there is any)

>such dutch

The kettle bell stops at mid rep at shoulder height because of physics You cannot deny this.

The better question is which exercises will help you take dick better?

Yes....

It does indeed user.

It then proceeds to fall, due to gravity.

You do not hold it up, or try to lower it in a reverse front raise.

Better for him or you?

I suppose you may be right. I'm not sure what I was thinking... It all sounds dangerous to me though.

Guess you've never properly drilled a girl then. Sorry to hear it.