ITT: facial hair thread

ITT: facial hair thread

Post your facial hair and help others shave better. Pic related, currently sporting a moustache that I want to style once it's long enough. Any suggestions?

Shave that shit off retard.

Is full beard better?

Makes me want to go homo in a no homo way tbqhwyf

yes but your hairstyle is horrible. it doesn't suit your face

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Moustache is full Dad mode. If it isn't thick you can't pull it off.
Keep your face down to stubble man, you don't need a full beard.

Bro I would

What do I do to get facial hair like pic related?

OPs hairstyle is good imo

You'd have to trim it down to stubble and have top 1% of thick facial hair genetics.

My beard grows like that, even without trimming, but shaved is best feel ever.

be a fag

I trimmed but maybe I should shave everything and start from scratch

Step away from the thread beardlets

>this is what oneplus 3 owners look like

._.

You look pretty intimidating

Ask Conchita

Would some combination of biotin, peppermint oil and minoxidil help get it that thick?

This is a fitness board dude...

How about you focus on loosing weight first, fatty

Hes a powerlifter, ok?

Excuse me sir that's a OnePlus 3t

How do I get a beard as neat as this, Veeky Forums? Is it even possible if you are not a tiger?

Step away from my board hipster scum

The only thing that grows well for me are my side burns. So that's the only facial hair I keep.

Cute
Are you a manlet?

i think shorter hair would suit your facial structure better but idk what girls like better

you need a full beard like super thick. right now you got the Genghis kahn thing going on

also lift more as already mentioned

how about you focus on spelling, fuckwad

beards great but the clothing makes you look like you just got home from an anti trump protest

>tfw u will never be a based abdul ahkmad

>tfw sad moustacheman
Nobody likes my stache
Also how to get rid of dark eyebags so I don't look tired

>you will never grow a full beard
not even asian ffs

>it's this attentionwhore again

sleep more

Done. Did you lose any weight in that span of time?

Shave the stache, get a haircut, and stop sucking in your lips like that.

You look like a qt but you're ruining it.

I already get enough sleep, I'll be getting a haircut but I'm gonna keep the stache I think.

Moustache probably pulls down women's opinion of my attractiveness on average from a 6 to maybe like a 3, but fuck it Yolo.

I don't really like clean shaven or bearded, but a bit of stubble is fine with me and I like moustaches. Pic related a bit of stubble, looks better than a stache?

>6

Ya'll got really low opinions of yourselves. No wonder some of you guys find it hard to get girls.

I don't go out much

Also for anyone ITT: can you explain why the fuck do I have brown hair and facial hair but my moustache is fucking 80% blonde?

i hope you are joking, your hair looks great on you and you are a legit 8/10 bro.

Dont know about your body tho

I'm pretty skinnyfat, and I don't really have much progress but I train zero accessories and do Olympic weightlifting.
6'1 190lbs, maybe 20% bf? Correct me on this

So yeah I guess my body is normal even though my CnJ and snatch are decent (though my powerlifts are too), so overall it prob doesn't help score sloots.

Should I let it grow more, or get rid of it?

hi jesse

yep. poor insecure autist

Looks a bit patchy near the cheeks but already pretty good

Either shave it on the cheeks or use minoxidil to fill the patches

I'm all of those u got me
But I've ascended to be forever Veeky Forums tier

you look like a numale cuck. how much cum is in your beard rn?

Thx m8

Clean up your cheeks before growing it out. If you don't tame it you'll go full rabbi mode.

np, btw it already looks decent now, but you seem like youd be about the same level of attractiveness with or without facial hair, maybe try stubble also, or a stache

but overall you look good, hopefully you lift

also uh, maybe trim the outer corners of your eyebrows a tiny bit

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ur like 15% brah.

is this just some fat user posting this guys pics or something?

You handsome af bro, your body is dyel for fit guys but normies will think you are jacked, also tall, you could literally fuck a different girl every single weekend if you wanted to.
Its hard for me to believe you are this much of a sperg. Im not a slayer myself, but i look much worse than you apart from the body.

.... i look much worse than you and i still get laid here and there.
Are you this delusional about yourself or are you just joking?

no homo

you're literally a 8/10 face AND 8/10 body with normie women AND you're above the manlet cutoff AND you're more like 13% bf AND you got dubs. what more could you want from life bro?

Thinking about growing a beard, I'd probably be a 9/10 with one.

you'll go from 3/10 to 8/10 bro

I remember you from a rate thread recently you damned qt. Also your hair looks great you probably don't need to cut it yet but the facial hair will look like shit for a while until it grows out.

you'll go from invisible to everyone to visible to prime females

Tfw wanna stay relatively monogamous so I don't fuck sloots and I lost my virginity at like 22 feels bad. And no I am a big sperg.
Not that delusional I guess, but I'm just asking for advice
>8x6 dick instead of 7x5.5
>A healthy back and shoulders so I don't have to do hours of stretches daily to do Olympic weightlifting
>Wish I'd have started school at 18 instead of 23
>A lot less fucking autism
Yeah I'm gonna keep it still, moustache will take me longer I think too but I'm gonna be neet for a month will have a lot of time to grow it.

Get a fuckboy haircut and you could slay barsloots all night

>tfw can only grow chinstrap

is your name michael?

If you're referring to me as in OP, then no.

>These are the people that post on Veeky Forums

ive seen ur dick on /hm/ and ur not really lacking in meat.

WTF? how? were you much much uglier when you were younger or something?

How can you look this good and be a virgin wtf?

fite me irl m8

you take a fuckload of selfies are you sure you're not gay?

>7x5.5

Dude, this is more than enough for 95% of women. Stop watching so much porn.

>Wish I'd have started school at 18 instead of 23

This one isn't too bad.

The other 2 suck, but you can grow out of your autism.

Post it if you saved it I wanna see

Well, at least I have better facial hair than him..

>that's it.

>tfw 7x5.5
>gf cant take it all the way
>tell her friends how big it is
>they now wanna have a threesome even though im barely above average, women just suck at penis sizes and my gf is like 5'1 so tiny as fuck
>decline threesome because im not monogamous

feels kinda bad but what if shes like omg ur only 7 inches lmfao ur gf said ur HUUGE

I think i was definitely uglier until age 19 or so, and in high school i didnt wear deodorant, my face looked like pubes, i had way worse acne, wore my hair long as shit like an autist, etc
I'm sure, if you average it out really only one selfie a week or so over the past three years tho
I know it is, i've seen average dudes in the locker room and while im a shower and not a grower so it should be obviously bigger, my flaccid is still proportionally way bigger than theirs so im not like worried about size that much

you are qt as fuck no homo

I meant to say, i am mainly monogamous

You're also REEEEEEEEEally autistic.

Stop posting your face here you fuck. You've been here for years asking the same shit. Fuck off.

fuck dude you're a 9/10 for me

>that dyel numale beard

Yes I am, whats new tho?
Ive never asked about moustache opinions and suggestions actually, at least i keep it fresh
I appreciate it, but r u a gurl

No. You can only thicken the hair follicles you already have.

Source: full beard, but low follicle per square centimetre count.

post back

I actually get negative reviews on the beard by my peeps, might be time for a shave/close up
Heading to the barber next week

i dont save nudes lol but im sure ull find it if u ask around on /hm/.

Not true. Minoxidil can help grow it where there are no previous follicles afaik, or at least that's what it seems like. I get fucking hairs in the middle of my forehead with it
Back as in now (pic related) or my back when I was the biggest? (+25 lbs muscle). I think even now my back looks way better than my front but my weighted pullup is by far and away my strongest exercise so I have only big lats.

You're gonna need to trim it a bit, but if it looked good couple months ago when it was shorter then you're good to go, seems dope with a bit of cleaning it up.

I wish I could grow a beard, I think I can but after an inch or so it itches so much I always shave it. How to stop beard from itching?

u look like an irish dj khaled.

What do you guys think, beard, light stubble or clean-shaven? Generally I prefer clean-shaven but others seem to be tied between light stubble and beard.

>Minoxidil can help grow it where there are no previous follicles
Same dude here, I lied. I guess it doesnt but it sure seems like it kind of does. Theres probably a decent amount of inactive/weak follices in
, I'm sure minoxidil could help enormously. I also reccomend that biotin 5mg twice a day, pso, saw palmetto, and no poo.

don't listen to him, he's a notorious attention whore

Light stubble > beard >>>>>>>>>>>>>> clean shaven on you

objectively

Your head hair is fucked. That hairstyle doesn't go with your hair texture. You need light silky hair to pull that off. You have a voluminess Jew fro.

no to clean shaven. very school shooter-esque

You need a haircut but I like the Stache. You should grow the stache thicker though.

I technically don't have curly hair tho so I cant grow a real jewfro, its only wavy.

Also Id be open to hairstyle changes but I'm trying to hide that I'm balding slowly and longer hair also hides flakes from minoxidil. Plus i dunno the very few girls ive had sex with have said i could get a hair cut but loved me having longer hair in bed and playing with it.

>6
Don't get a big head now user, be realistic.

Thanks senpai, I appreciate the stache comments, dont worry I'm gonna keep it growing till I can style it nicely

One of the problems is the fact that my hair is brown, my facial hair is all brown, but my stache is 90% blonde so its hard to make it look prominent, I cant exactly dye it, any suggestions?

I enjoy shitty staches

I've been off and on for the most of my life, I never really had that motivation. It wasn't until recently that I had that kick in the ass about lifting. I've been through some shit in life, but that's nothing to be a little bitch about. I have a routine and have been following it for a while now, all I really need to figure out is dieting

Yeah, I seem to be the only person who likes my face clean-shaven, depressingly

Will leaning out make it work or is it just a facial structure thing?

You'd look great like in post-ottermode, or even low-fat bearmode (though youd probably need roids unless insane genetics), if you don't eat at home then mane with your mom dieting is a piece of cake, just count your calories. Im only moving out in two weeks and i havent been able to properly diet for 3 years of lifting because i dont know the calories in my mom's food and because of that all my lifts have struggled for years, even though I still put up decent numbers especially by normie standards. I remember when I did a 12 week cycle of test-E and my diet was shit and I just tried to eat everything and only then did I ever make big gains, felt bad.

I like my face clean shaven too but I know i look worse with it, definitely worth just the stubble though.

Leaning out wont work for you, you already seem lean enough with those defined cheekbones and jaw. You have a good jaw, a bit of stubble attentuates the curves and makes it look even better while making you look older and more mature. You have slightly negative canthal tilt and a bit of stubble helps you look less "beta" by a significant margin, not saying you look beta, you don't overall. Also, you have a taller face than average, another thing which stubble or beards fix very well.

Thanks for that, your advice has helped me put it all together in a way I couldn't really appreciate it before. I'm actually 20% body fat, surprisingly enough, but I think you're right and not a great deal of fat is stored on my face. I think I'll stick with stubble from now on.

not trying to be a judgmental prick but i feel like u have borderline criplling insecurities about ur appearance. am i right or wrong?

im trying to put on weight stupid yank projecting your self image

im underweight if anything, get baited