Tell me about your gym bro, user

sorry for your lose bro, my condolences

He's 160lbs and always wants to sit between my feet while I'm benching. Sometimes we do cardio together, but he's old and his joints are going, so he'll just watch me do sprints in the side yard.

> always wants to sit between my feet while I'm benching.

My gym bro became my best friend. Weve been friends for more than 6 years no. We no longer lift together.

Hes my only real friend. I love you breh.

They're both on sadpanda.

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you have to kill yourself

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Best friend from high school. He's a Chad but he's also a fucking idiot.

>Bro I looked up online, if you sit in the sauna for 15 minutes you can burn like 400 calories worth of water!

Bless his soul

nhentai.net/g/184674/

Share your folder please, user.

>tfw too normie to enjoy censored comics

source?

God please sauce me up famalam

no real gym bro, but I do have one guy that I consider my rival.
he's bigger than me, lifts more than me, but he's a nice guy. 100% motivates me in my mind to try and catch up to him

Sure. Give me a rimjob and you'll get the folder.

I hope you die someday, asshole.

We all do user.

is your gym bro a really big dog?

But I hope you do.

So I guess I'm not getting that rimjob from you user?

a severely autistic math genius lanklet (like an actual genius, he won some multinational math competitions in high school)

even an hour session with him is exhausting because the autism makes him a difficult person to be around

I mean, I'd have to see what I'm working with.

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>Never gonna make it
Alright.

I don't come to Veeky Forums often at all. I've only just now noticed "make it."

Do I even wanna ask the origin? Is it even SLIGHTLY funny?

If you don't know you're never gonna make it.

So it's one of those really really forced ones like Literally Me.

I would love to just casually speak to guys I like in the gym and be bros with them but I'm afraid it will look very homo so I lift alone

>Literally Me
Normie detected

My gymbro is one of my best friends. He's pretty short at like 5'6" but lean. Says he wants to build muscle and look bigger but lately he's been making a lot of excuses to either not go to the gym or do super light workouts. Yesterday all he did was take a shower and use the stair climber for less than 5 minutes. I went solo tonight.

>my gym bro is my literal bro
>have to listen to him laugh as I struggle to bench a fraction of what he benches

Someday I'll be able to kick this man's ass for all the shit he put me through as a kid

Please go away and don't come back

Those are two different people with diametrically opposed viewpoints.

You're talking to one more than you are the other.

Which one?

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post links or not, obviously NSFW
exhentai.org/g/1005582/20bf2958f1/?p=2

>He's recently broke up with his gf of 4 years
you know, he's gonna be pretty lonely. might have some urges you could help him out with

>ywn lift with an effeminate but fit girlyboy and fuck in the locker room afterward

sounds pretty homo to me user

arsslan needs to calm tf down, i dont want to commit treason with this dick

The people who clean the gym are as close to a gymbro as I'll get.

Ikezaki Misa is fucking amazing.
nhentai.net/g/184056/
NSFW

just put me in cryo untill virtual reality exists and allows me to live this shit

im done with 3d

He fucked up his shoulder benching now he doesn't go to the gym anymore.

He did come out today and hung out with me while I did some bouldering

Brehs... The contrast between the fem pretty face and the masc muscle tone is great

>The contrast between the fem pretty face and the masc muscle tone is great
It's the best of both worlds. I love it so much.

Pic related: My fictional goal
g.e-hentai.org/s/3e99510a6d/613565-14
NSFW ofc

I want to be somebody's fucktoy gymbro

gay gyms are a thing

Roomate. When we started training he was about to start fire academy. He scrubbed once but passed the second go. Now we lift, keeping him in shape while he takes his paramedic classes. He's gonna make a great firefighter some day, meanwhile I'll just look okay naked so at least everyone is getting something out of this.

I go to a gay gym. 3Ds just aren't as good. Too many bears with AIDS.

>visit Veeky Forums
>same shit I see on /v/ except the pretense isn't vidya it's lifting
wew
who wants to fug my butt?

I've seen that sometime ago. Pic related is my goal desu

Respectable. It'll be good just for the mind fuck if you achieve it.

>pretty, feminine, made-up trappy face
>takes off shirt

I volunteer.

Yaaay!

Well I just think that muscles are attractive

Email?

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"nohomo" should be a legitimate tag.

How buff do you need to be to reel in cute traps?

Fuuuug I didn't check the thread until now
[email protected]

Sent

is that Omar Isuf? hahaha

God, this thread is fucking GOLD!!

Real life cute traps are like unicorns, you gotta be a real prince to ride one.

Fuck, can't unsee.

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>this thread
Veeky Forums, why can I not be small and be the trap I always wanted to be? shit, I'd gladly start from my current weight if I was suddenly

>tfw 5'8"
>Masculine bone structure and average weight distribution
>Clearly male face although not a Chad Thundercock face
I'd be glad enough to be a twink but I don't think even that is attainable

5'8 might feelsbad, but my rather surprisingly effeminate bone structure does shit when it's on a 7' frame.

yet I still do my best to skelemode/twinkmode

Don't worry user. I'd still fuck you.

post pic

I may be on Veeky Forums but I'm still camerashy.
I beleive gym bunny is the word... my personal preference for bunnysuits may not just be coincidental. I will be the maximum trap.

He's lazy af and unreliable
Going alone

My best friend is my gym bro. I got him into lifting recently so he's my motivation. I have to stay ahead of him so i can guide him. Then when we're done we walk gone together and laugh about our day. It's the nicest relationship. Best friend gym bro. Love ya, buddy.

>tfw trap gf
They're all over /r9k/ and like muscles, traps are ez mode but they're so fucking cute.

>▶
SAUCE ON THIS SENPAI?

My gymbro has a gf and he prefers to lift with her instead of me :(

I really wish all these gay pedophile cartoons didn't just give me a boner

>tfw find "trap" on /soc/
>body like my h-mangas
>ruined by manface
Every. Time.

bump
no homo

>dont have one

same with the 3D stuff, that censor blur kills it for me

Cuz you're a fat lazy cunt my dude

>there's a sale on myprotein
>don't you want the cheapest and best protein powder on the market
>i recommend strawberry cream

>strawberry cream

My gym bros started bringing gallon of milk to the gym so had to disassociate with them quick.

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FUCKING STOP POSTING THIS TRASH

>tfw you spill your discount whey shake on the ground

My gymbro had a crush on me.
We haven't worked out together since.

And?
Is he cute?

source please im begging