What over the counter dick pills will give me a boner...

aussies way of saying mcdonalds

WHY WOULD YOU NEED BONER PILLS IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SEX? OP IS JUST A LIMPDICKED BETA

OP BTFO

jesus fuck I don't say this a lot but I wish I was that guy right now

tribulus

SAUCE

If it really is your libido that is shot over the counter shit isn't going to help you.

Alright. So I'll make a doctors appointment. I can get hard just not diamond hard like I could 6 months ago

Seconded

women are whores

Jaye Rose

>implying she can poop with my dick in her bum
it would be clogged u idiot and get stuck on my weiner

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get dick pills from your doctor, do you not have insurance or something?

i really really like this image

She is a literal 10, but her porn skills are disappointing.

>white guy

DELETE THIS

L-citrulline will help too.

I took Fire Ant once and had rock hard boners on and off for 3 days, but weird side effect.. I could bone for like an hr straight without even getting close. Normally it like 10-15 and we're done.

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What are the requirements to get a girl this hot to sit on you? Not joking either I just don't get it. Call me autistic whatever I don't care. These men somehow pull it off while most men can't

Yeah, where can I buy one of these?

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have connections in porn or start your own porn company

Not OP but even with insurance they are expensive $10ish a pill in some cases.

Isn't it illegal tho to pay a woman for sex?

Not if its on camera.

Maca is a powder that stimulates libido. Not much is known about the specific mechanism of action, save that it does affect testosterone. Peruvians used to take it before battle and it supposedly gave them strength. I've dabbled with it. It works very well, but you develop tolerance fast. Use it sparingly, for special occasions.

Is it illegal to post ads on Craigslist list looking for girls to suck dick or something on camera? How do these guys find them

Pornstars don't look that good.

Pornstars are usually all caked in 5lbs of make-up, have disgusting tans, unnatural fake hair, fake eyebrows, tattoos, fake tits, generic whore body type instead of cute chubby body type, etc.

Why do porn creators hate making money?

don't worry, she's been blacked

Requirements don't really factor into it in the way you're thinking.

>>instead of cute chubby body type
>>cute
>>chubby

One of these things is not like the other.

Craigslist won't really result in very attractive chicks. However, if you list under needing women for "Art" or something like that, you might be able to fish one up. Have a plan though.

Yeah even super average chicks have agent representation and don't really need to troll CL for "jobs"

Yohimbe gives erections in the same way viagra does. If you're having issues with libido, though, you probably need that corrected first. Maca, ashwaghanda, and horny goat weed are all helpful in that department. Ashwaghanda does affect the thyroid so be careful with that

She's a pornstar

Name?

Or are you saying she is a pornstar because she's in one picture found online?

That guy doesn't look like a pornstar, she doesn't look like a pornstar, and it definitely doesn't look like a porn set.

u r a virgin m8

Hey the man has a point. I don't see a bunch of a retarded tattoos all over her.

jaye rose

I have kinda the reverse issue.
Im horny as FUCK but I cant get a full boner anymore

Jesus Chriiiiist

That guy is in the firmament of ass FUCK

>tfw have a hard time cumming

Some really old cum seemed to have blocked up a tube about a year ago. I'd stopped having precum and it hurt when I would cum

It finally came out after doing kegals for a while and a particularly good wank

Could of dark brown/yellow lumps of cum

Everything went back to normal for a while but now I'm back to where I was. So it's back to kegals

the guy looks like a fatty. why are het pornstars so ugly

The fuck dude. Go to a doctor.

That's not good. Please go to a doctor.

I did and he said he'd never heard of anything like it before and didn't know what to tell me

Then you have a shit doctor.

I think you might be right

I went to him and told him I was depressed had only been getting 4-6hrs a night sleep despite working out 6 days a week and marathon training and he told me if I couldn't sleep that I should read a book

Fuck I should really get a new doctor

Go to an urologist

Yohimbine wil certainly help. Its pharmacology is very weird, but it eventually increases noradrenaline, adrenaline, and NO in your system. This will help you massively pumping blood through wherever you want, and increase your libido. Incidently a decent fat burner.

>Ashwaghanda
This stuff is goat.

Chamomile might help as well. So too Vitamin D

I take 50mg a zinc Mon-Fri before bed, usually wake up in the middle of the night because of a super hard erection,

Vitamin D, 2000mg/day
Selenium,
l-arginine made no difference for me but never had an issues getting it up..

if you want to go the illegal route
dostinex would give me random boners while walking around

also look into lugols iodine..not the same
strength stuff you used in chemistry, you can find it on amazon jcrows lugol solution, if you are having thyroid issues, do some reading up on iodine painting

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You got some pretty lax standards there, bro.

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is it legit? Reviews are kind mixed

yeah man there's 4K porn now, when 1080p was already way too revealing for me.

What exercice can make my penis more straight? Not in the sense to fix any curvature, but in the sense I want it to face the ceiling.

get your boyfriend to pork you in the ass while you ride him cowgirl style.

That's macca's cunt

I took gas station boner pills once, I had a headache for a week, along with rock hard erections for that week, at anytime. Google them to find the ones with a viagra/cialas mix and you'll be good to go, just don't get the strongest one.

11th post, best post

Save it, it's all your my friend!

Buy some kamagra/sidegra online. It's a knockoff viagra from Thailand, brought a batch home with me and it works great.

kek what a legend

Jesus Christ lurk more before posting this cringey shit

Be interesting, ambitious and confident.

well tipped

God, you people are really autistic.
>tfw downloaded this and gonna play it over my car's bluetooth next time I pick up a tinder sloot

Gas station boner pills are amazing

youtube.com/shared?ci=IsRAcHCqv0o

massage parlor man.

t. happy ending

what the hell does horny goat weed even do? i've seen this mentioned before here

"make america great again"

I love me a good run and tug. Great for releasing stress. You get a great massage and some naked pretty Asian to beat the juice out of your dick while you just lay back and fuck with her tits and ass.

this cracka know what's up.

i'm gonna go on my next payday. i could definitely use a massage right now especially after this damn gyno surgery

after you do this do you just straight up ask her if she wants to fuck? i dont get how you get her back to your place or her

l-argenine/ Asian ginseng/ Maca

>first time I went to a massage parlor with a dirty mind
>tip 50 bucks for a happy ending
>grab pussy and tits
>came in 40 seconds
sheeiiiittt

>go to doctor with big tumor on my side and I'm worried about it
>he tells me he has never seen anything like that
>tells me to just read a book and not think about it
>prescribes me antianxiety medicine because I'm worried about the tumor

Eat more protein/meat, sleep more, work out harder/more than you're already doing,have more sex and fap more
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>anabolicmen.com/fats-and-testosterone/
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html

you don't ask if she wants to fuck, you ask if she wants to go back to your place. The fuck is implied. Also, don't be sad/mad if she says no plenty of girls play a little hard to get, it's probably just too early, it doesn't mean she won't say yes another. If she turns you down repeatedly or seems annoyed when you ask then its done though