How do you pull MILFs brehs...

How do you pull MILFs brehs? I feel like the opportunities for young Veeky Forums males are boundless when it comes to these lonely lustful women

Attend events at bars/pubs (NOT clubs).
Be well dressed, shoes included. (required)
Be in good shape (required)
Do not be a manlet (required)
Do not be poor (this is not a requirement)
Have a high self esteem/self worth (required)

There is more, but those are all I can currently think of.

Ask bitch, acquire sex

Make her feel as though she isn't a mom of 3 with a getting fatter by the day husband that can't keep it up anymore

Also, know how to eat pussy like a fat kid loves cake. Wet bitches are horny bitches

look like a 16 yr old

MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST MILFS!

I love eating pussy but aren't you guys afraid picking anything up from those women? I mean i have to wrap my dingeling but putting my tongue in a crab hole is ok?

You cannot catch anything from eating a pussy.
Eat away, user.

I'll take oral herpes for $100, Alex. Yeah, you can, but the chances are low[er]

Google oral herpes, for starters.

t. Never had sex before

Also, if you go to a big enough gym there's always going to be a certain percentage looking for a bull. Another part will have recently had a fight with hubby. Another part will be pissed at her daughter and want to one-up her.

The less autistic you are, the easier it is

>tfw work in coffeeshop
>milfs come in all the time
>one starts flirting with me constantly every time she comes in
>finally get her number etc
>sends subtle messages about how she 'always enjoys the view' etc
>starts being more straightforward with what she wants after about a week
>she tells me how she'd like to sneak me into her house even with her two highschool aged daughters at home

Was good fun, lots of pics were exchanged, will see if I can upload in a sec

>eventually plan to meet up after I come back from visiting parents in hometown
>don't communicate with her while I'm gone for the 10 days
>get home
>she says she'd rather not now since I didn't keep in contact while I was gone

was so close lads, she was a fucking 8/10 too, probably 5ft, 100lbs with DD cups and a petite little butt

nigga if you eating out random snatches you're doing it wrong

OP you're a faggot for posting this without sauce

Hpv is a major cause of throat cancer retard

the pics user, i require them
also check' em triple dubs

>Also, know how to eat pussy like a fat kid loves cake. Wet bitches are horny bitches
hahaha you fucking beta. MILFs know you're better then than them and that's why you can do whatever the fuck you want, including not eating some nasty old MILF pussy.

Yeah but I go to the gym at 9pm, it's just me and highschoolers. And like one fit 50-something lesbian.

How buff do I have to be to enjoy this feel?

>tfw had chance with 3 miles
>2 solid 8s
>both "let me know" they had herpes before it got physical

I just got so discouraged I didn't even fuck with the 6/10...you should probably just stay away user, any worthy ones are already fucking someone with more money than you.

Pics or it never happened

>eat away
>blue waffle

kek says post pics