>be me
>gf of three years that i'm head over heels for gets drunk, cheats on me at a party
>keep talking to her because i still love her even though i suddenly realize she's been a bitch to me the whole time and she's a fucking whore
>dad kicks me out because he doesn't want to "enable me not sticking up for myself"
>pay grandparents $700, all my money in the world, for the privilege of living in their shed
>girls continually throw themselves at me
>consistently pass them up because i just miss my ex
>sign up to join the navy (in intelligence, ace all the tests)
>constantly whine to my friends about how i want casual sex yet keep turning down thotties
>time passes
>two days left til i ship out
>hot friend breaks up with her bf
>invites me out to get ice cream to say goodbye
>catches me texting my ex
>puts my phone in her bra
>tells me that if i'm texting her, it has to be worth it
>tell her "it isn't worth it"
>she tries to get me to get my phone for 3 minutes but i don't bite
>she puts it in her pants instead and asks if this works better
>say no
>gets on top of me
>nope not having it
>she eventually gets off and starts texting someone
>take her phone, she asks for it back
>tell her that's not fair, but ask would she like to trade
>she is visibly frustrated
>we trade
>come home full of regretti
>go to sleep
Be me
Part 2 coming up, gang
>wake up
>three missed calls from her
>call her back immediately
>she asks if i'd like to go to dinner tonight
>say yes
>we go to the cheesecake factory
>i order a veggie burger
>we have a great time, lots of laughing and joking
>afterwards we go for a drive for like two hours
>spend most of it singing together
>find a secluded spot
>make out for like an hour
>she pauses and asks me if this is a good idea
>reminds me i ship out tomorrow and says she really likes me
>i tell her "no, this is a bad idea"
>she asks if i'm sure
>tells me that she really wants it
>say "yep i'm sure, not interested"
>she drives me home (my car is stuck at home in the ice)
>she tries to kiss me when she drops me off
>dodge it
>she kisses my cheek
>tell her "bye" and go walk inside, stone-cold
>she texts me (pic related)
>we talked but nothing interesting
>officially enter government custody in just over 22 hours
>will be in navy minimum six years
>six years of blueballs
K y s
literally why
you're a fucking gay hypocrite
you want casual sex, but don't even try to get it when the opportunity's dangling in front of you multiple times.
kys
you clearly knew what you were doing
why the fuck did you not fuck her
i don't get it
Your gay op,no straight man would ever do this
You're a kathartic fucker who loves being miserable just like me.
I have almost the same story and godam does it feel good to have someone want you that badly and reject them.
This is literally most of Veeky Forums's fantasy but they will never admit it.
>>keep talking to her because i still love her even though i suddenly realize she's been a bitch to me the whole time and she's a fucking whore
>>dad kicks me out because he doesn't want to "enable me not sticking up for myself"
this part makes zero sense
No, I'm actually a fucking idiot desu
it is desu but there was no reason for him to not fuck her
she never fucked him over or anything
it's just manipulative for no reason
You sound like a typical pencilneck navy intel faggot, enjoy spending 18 hours a day staring at a computer screen in a secret room
Well, you fucked up. I hope you don't forget the frustration, so that in the future you can avoid being such a retard
I'm not manipulative, I'm just a pussy.
It's gonna suck, but the pay is good. Maybe when I get out I can wife her
you're beyond pussy
if a girl flat out says that she really wants it and you don't fuck simply because you're afraid you actually have autism
pussies don't go to the army m8
you enjoy turning her down lmao and the posting on here for extra pleasure. op is a sick fuck
How? My GF broke up with me when she transferred college. We were on civil terms. My dad told me "I hope you don't talk to that girl anymore, she's already off with another dude in Michigan." And he just said that cuz she moved away, let alone cheated on me / if I stayed with her after she cheated. Some dads try to raise their sons to stand up for themselves, I know the concept of masculinity is weird to hear about in 2017 but some people still teach it.
FAKE
AND
GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
AHAHHAHAHA
He wishes. I'm in a skype call right now with this dumbass.
Your dad must be so disappointed in himself if he raised such a pussy like you
Same, this fucking nigger jesus christ
He wish it didn't be like it is, but it do
...
It makes for an interesting refusal story but the regret will catch up to you dummy
? do you think I'm fucking retarded this shit is fake as fuck
No girl in the entire planet acts like that after getting rebuffed so many times even if the dude is fucking johnny depp
Dad doesn't want a cuck son
What don't you get?
What, do you want me to post his facebook or something?
>dad kicks you out for being a cuck and now you basically just ruined your life for the next 6 years
nice
Everyone, give this faggot your energy to fix things.
>won't have sex with grills
>"""gf""" needs other men for her satisfaction
>kicked out by dad for not being man enough
>run away to the navy
>blueballed
trust me bb, you won't be blueballed
How did you find out the 1st gf cheated on you
Did she fuck chad
don't worry OP, you'll be fine in the navy. they repealed "don't ask don't tell."
you fucking stupid faggot.
>the pay is good
Only if you're an O3 and up or had the mysery of sufferimg through 20 years of being enlisted
maybe ur gay op. good thing u joined the navy, huh?
>I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!
Okay, so you're just like sabotaging your own happiness and wasting people's time?
Cool story bro.
"I order a veggie burger."
Fell for it. B8af
this guy fucks
>be me
>gf of three years that i'm head over heels for gets drunk, cheats on me at a party
this is all I read.
BREAK UP WITH HER! KEEP YOUR PRIDE AND DIGNITY INTACT! WHATEVER IS LEFT.
That scene makes me break down like a little bitch.
But it captures perfectly the way I feel man. Is that pathetic?
Trying to shed a few more pounds before I leave for boot camp senpai
You have two options: 1. Continue on as you are and regret this for the rest of your life or 2. Explain to her why you're conflicted and have a serious, honest conversation about any future between the two of you
She seems to be better than the usual vapid sluts women of our generation are, it would be a shame to miss out on such an opportunity.
literally yes