This will never be you

>This will never be you

How do you cope with this?

god that girl is ugly

:p

That's Jeff Seid ya dingus

He's gay, tho

It will be me though.

No thanks Jeff.

Don't really mind t b h.

>tfw no metal gf though
Thinking of finally going to a proper festival this year.

Jeff, pls go.

Also, that picture is not my ideal life.

My ideal life is quiet and peaceful where I am not plagued by people's whining or bitterness towards me.
I live a quiet life with enough money to live in a three bedroom house by myself.
I invite friends with benefits over every now and then, but I've been feeling less enjoyment from sex recently. I don't seek companionship, so I might die wifeless, but maybe it'll be worth having a child one day.
My favorite weekends are spent either driving around town for leisure or listening to new music at home while trying out new recipes. I lift because I always want to admire my own body.
Some might say I'm a little obssessed with myself, but I think most people are too attached to the world outside of themselves.

Tl;Dr lol

kira is that you?

jeff pls go

Jeff is a god and good motivation but he still needs to go

jeff go

pls

>He will never be me either.

So we're fair.

Nothing of interest in op
>Sluts
nah thanks
>Stupid edm culture filled with mdma i'll pass
>Shit music
Without me

>Bitch in the left is taller than him

Now i see...

I don't want to be a girl that is touched by a gay man.

Damn, Chloe Moretz looks like THAT?

shoo shoo skeltal

Why would I want a life as a degenerate who'll fuck a bitch that'll cry rape to the police the next day if I refuse to date her further? Some of you have some really sad aspirations, don't you.

i see you never been on a rave party

homo detected

He will be dead at about age 30 from the cycles of steroids he was taking. Hes bigger than Zyzz who had 7 cycles of clenbutarol
Dont believe me? His brother was caught by the police with illegal anabolics some years ago. Both are roiding. You can roid too, but not too much, or you will risk dying in a sauna just like zyzz did.

Stop making stupid people like Seid famous, he is a roiding douchebag who will die soon. His legacy will be worthless, because he isnt even far to Arnold or Ronnie.

Sometimes, the most important mires are the ones we give to ourselves

that was me last thursday

>this will never be you

whats the point of being a 10, if you are still fucking 7s?

2spoopy4me

Good I hate clubbing and would not enjoy that lifestyle at all.

Fucking 100 7s or 1 10 that locks you down?

That would be cool if Jeff wasn't natty. Stay mad low test faggot.

That is only one girl out of many, her slightly flabby arms imply she is not fit, and she does not appear to be a good choice for a wife.

Is this b8 or are you truly this retarded?

jeff please leave the premises or ill have to call the guards

*teleports behind you*
"Heheh, kid, the guards will do nothing but hear you scream"
*takes out cookie, presses chocolate chip, a red lightsaber blade extends from it*
"Welcome to the dark seid"
*cuts your head off*

Visste att du var bög så fort jag såg att du skrev på svenska

Can't tell if sociopath or autist (both?), but this actually sounds comfy.

well im going through hormone therapy for now. ill probably get implants later

or were you talking about the guy

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>cancer tier emojis

bitches love smilies

but I have fucked and felt up several girls at festivals..

And this was before I lifted.

>natty

Men uschh fyfan, bulka lite bror

shoo shoo ahmed

Why you would get upset over unchangeable things is beyond me. There are many people in this world better than you, richer than you, prettier and smarter than you, etc. but you're also all of those things to millions more than they are to you.

Natty limit. If you can't achieve that with hard work and diet you're doing something wrong fag.

yeah, not roiding

Lmao dyel?

>twat

D U W A N G

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>normalfags actually believe this

it allready was! last year on Boomtown fair! :D

If dubs jeff goes

Son, how long have you been lifting? I find it hilarious you fin Jeff's body unattainable

So you're telling me... I can stay?

>have dream last night
>met Cara
>she fell in love with me
>we had sex in her house and she was telling me how great I was
>kept thinking to myself in my dream "I've gotta be dreaming right now"
>tfw I tried to wake myself up and it didn't work
>literally starting to fall in love with Cara in my dream
>it was bliss, she was so fuckin hot and perfect
>alarm goes off
>life doesn't even feel real the dream was so vivid
>look up Cara on my cell phone and look at pics of her for 3 minutes before I realize I have to get ready for work
>now 10 hours later
>realize no girl will ever love me as much as a supermodel loved me in my dream
>want to kill self

Fuck this sucks why did my brain do this to me. She was so beautiful.

spideroo lookin fresh
can we trade jeff for spideroo?

*It was a hologram*

>How do you cope with this?
I have sex with my girlfriend, spend quality time with my friends and family and focus on my career.

You guys need to just be yourself

>I have sex with my girlfriend, spend quality time with my friends and family and focus on my career.

lol loser

That has been me on multiple occasions and I'm fairly autistic.

>old busted up whores
No thanks bruh.

I don't look like that faggot but it's easy to grab them by the pussy you just need to stop sucking cock lad.

Varför skriver du som en neger?

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But I pull better at clubs and I'm dyel

At least you got to experience it

Pretty good considering I graduate from my MBA in May, already have a six-figure job lined up, and will be balls deep in girls like that all my life while Jeff is busy pouring foundation after his bullchit "fitness model" career burns out in 4 years.

>tfw i'm gonna nibble on purpose
how many people do you see walking around or even on TV with that body?
even roidheads don't get to look like that

Can this boy even grow facial hair?

I'm gay.

I have not watched JoJo, but aside from the serial killing part he seems like an ok guy.
This is a good attitude to have
I am neither of those. I am capable in social situations and do feel concern for other people. I just feel I do not need them in my life to feel complete or happy.
Such a beautiful post