Ummm user, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring

>ummm user, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring

Dropped

huh? sorry, I was staring at yer tits

Why is she wearing my grandpa's glasses?

NICE GLASSES FAGGOT
WHAT ARE YOU, 98 YEARS OLD?????

>implying you can have an interesting conversation with an average woman

w-what's wrong with those glasses?

What do you mean? Like cardio?

Why are you talking at all bitch? Your mouth is only good for two things: Sucking and swallowing.

lol nice face bitch

I didn't notice she was wearing glasses.

sure we can talk about videogames

Sure, you like Trump?

>tfw you're on a date with a girl but you forget it's supposed to be a date and you start talking about gay things like her purse or going shopping or this year's fashion trends
They're always super interested and it's a much better convo than anything else boring I can think of, but it's not going to make me straight - they immediately figure out I'm a fucking faggot, it can't be helped.

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Try dating men, you faggot

Alright bitch let's talk about those 80s style aviators and how waspy they make you look.

>Is a genuine faggot
>Dates women
Its harder to find women to date so what the fuck is wrong with you, faggot?
Just go be gay instead, its much easier...

>Sarah Nicole

This kid knows.

This. Makes every pussy wet

>>ummm user, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring

ok, your glasses make you look fat and your tits are hanging out and make you look like a whore.

zip your coat up 1 to 2 inches and you will look like a normal fucking person instead of some slut that will hop on any dick in a 10 mile radius.

also put your fucking phone down because you've been staring at it for the past 3 hours.

fuck you for thinking I want to talk about kellens new hair cut and top or what drugs you guys are going to do at the next "dope ass suhskrilliksic rave". I'm going to go home don't try to contact me again because you are fucking toxic and I don't want you in my life

LOL no

I only ever talk about the gym if they bring it up. Most people know jackshit about it and I hate explaining things

Kekd

who the fuck brings up the gym to other people? All it does is make your muscles seem unimpressive.

PROTIP: If your girl is legit dressed like that outside, you should just end it. She is looking for male attention and is very insecure. She knows how disrespectful that shit is.

No we all have to make an effort to change and improve for the better
Mr. Trump's win has inspired me

Then lets talk about you or we can go to my place and discuss what I'm going to do to you for the next few hours on the way.

i always end up talking weird shit with females
now one girl , I kinda liked, thinks Iam a trap

am not, Iam a 100kg guy with beard and everything

>Tell us more about your routine user!

I lift big weights and put them back down

what do you do to excercise?
nothing?
oh, I have to get going, it was nice meeting you though. Bye!

>I do Starting Strength, a strength programm, becasue I want functional strength, not like those posers
>Also I'am bulking, I eat a lot, I could even be persuaded to eat you, my lady

Jej

lmao user

but who dis girl tho?

Why would you ever talk to people about the gym out of context? especially with someone who doesn't lift?

Pay for your shit and get out.

Why are we drinking overpriced coffee here when I have a Bodum set and a bag of Blue Mountain fresh from Jamaica at my place?

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Hey babe can I come over for coffee? We can talk about gym and stuff

I don't drink coffee because I am 110% natty.

I mean, we can talk about implants if you insist...

listen here you fucking chipmunk cheeked 80's throwback aviator wearing mixed blood mud slut

>being this autistically aggressive

thats the meme dipshit

Ok then, so, y-yeah, im now playing this video game that...

>ummm user, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring

"do you even lift you fucking dyel?!"

Don't test him user

SS- fags BTFO

Holy mama, why don't you zip open your sweater so I can get a better look at your titties babe?

>>ummm user, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring


Is it weird that a woman's breasts and cleavage don't do anything for me? I find it kind of repulsive.

>ummm user, can we talk about something other than the gym, that's boring
Sure. What the fuck is up with that jacket? It's like someone took the top half of Black Widow's costume from the Avengers, dropped it in weak bleach, and gave it to a drunk tailor who decided to put zippers halfway up the sleeves.

Stop smoking drugs when you go clothes shopping, honey

>Also I'am bulking, I eat a lot, I could even be persuaded to eat you, my lady
NOICE
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I literally cringed after reading that

I know this is a joke, but I unironically think caffeine is a crutch on the human spirit.

The only person who are allowed to drink caffeine without judgement are SEALs, single-mothers with three jobs, college students RIGHT before a big project, and anyone who needs to stay up for 24 hours.

If you indulge in caffeine on a regular basis, for no reason, you're a FOOL. You're a WILD FUCKING ANIMAL that needs to be PUT DOWN.

she's more athletic than u m8

He knows, theres no way you havent had that exact conversation before

Can someone make this image into a
>I showed you my dick answer me

I'm actually jealous of the shit women wear.
You can literally dress like a cyberpunk / comic book character and not look like a fucking greeb

Are you trolling or a tremendous newfag?

Would be embarassed to be around a woman with such a bad sense of fashion.
Youre not a pilot.

>muslim
Ew

Your tits are huge

Your tit fly is open, you skank

PEEPAW is FUCKING Stacy and eating the EARLY BIRD SPECIAL while YOU slave away at the GYM

Alright. Would you accept or rejected instrumentality. Our relationship depends on your answer

I found the Mormon.

You wanna suggest something, cause you shot down Warhammer Fantasy Battle too and I'm all out of ideas.

ironic fashion just looks stupid
those fucking glasses

>all these fgts even looking at her face

what are you gay?

>"Trainings every day" --Sabina

>"Hey user, let's get coffee some time"
>No thanks, I don't do caffeine, you rancid swine. *tip*

Yes let's talk about how you dumb you look when you wear an aviator frame with clear glass.

This comment deserves a kek

audibly laughed

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>have coworker
>only thing i can talk about with him is the gym
>he's a popular normie who parties, has a ton of friends (i have zero friends and spend my free time at home in front of a computer)
h-how can i relate? what else can i talk about with him

plz respond

Correction-- You can dress like a cyberpunk/comic book character if you're thin and attractive. Otherwise you do, in fact, look like a cringy loser.

She's wearing pretty normal stuff, but what really bothers me is how awful it must feel to have the teeth of the zipper on her coat rubbing up against her tits. Cold and jagged-- No thanks.

>i dont see what all the fuss is about
>she's not that pretty

this thread made me realize i have never though about talking about the gym in any of my conversations ive ever had even when im in the gym i dont talk about it

>noticing glasses
H O M O S E X U A L

>boyish face
>boyish body
But the penis is feminine, right?

I have normie friends and I just talk to them about the fucked up porn I just watched, or my hatred of African-Americans, or how I can't wait to get home and get blitzed out of my mind on cocaine while doing cardio.

bitch is tryhard as fuck
total fuccgirl

glasses are retarded. leather jacket w nothing underneath showing tryhard cleavage. chipmunk cheeks needs to lose some body fat %

still bangable but probably self absorbed and would get dropped

You big dumb buffoon; I'd obviously order the lemonade.

yeah dawg, how bout we talk bout lettin them TATTIES OUTT

what do you talk about?

t. socially retarded user who never has conversations with people

im not any better, usually my go to topic is future, what do you want to do after school

cuz they're cute

Demi rose

I cum everytieme

I know this is probably trolling, but people do do this IRL. It's so fucking selfish, poor woman who ends up with a homo who has no interest in her physically and just had bad sex occasionally to keep up the ruse.

>talking about the gym outside of the gym
>ever

I mean, why? Do you want to sound like you have no other hobbies or interests?

salty woman detected

It's obvious from my methyltren'd up physique and veins that buldge out of my forehead 2 inches that is the case anyways

So with the new bloodbowl rules.
how opposed are you to the fact that they completely nerfed piling on? now that it requires an actual team re-roll i cant see anybody taking it ever.

also what was the point in giving gutter runners a fucking weeping dagger for no reason.

Do you think Trump was ordained by God Almighty to pull our country back from the brink of catastrophe?

This.

Only acceptable times are when people ask you, or if you have to say "sorry can't going to the gym"

Yeah, but don't you get bored of it? I'm so fucking tired of being asked how much I bench or how to lose weight. Like google that shit and fuck off. I wanna talk about movies, vidya, books, music, etc.

Nice

best I could do with 2mins