ITT: SEX tips & lifts

ITT: SEX tips & lifts

For people that actually have sex regularly in a relationship give us some tips

Ive only had short flings and one night stands but I met a girl i really like and I might make my gf so I want her to be impressed by my cock work the first time and every time after

Give tips pls

Sex is way better when you aren't trying hard to be good at it. When it's just fun and you're enjoying yourself. If you get anxious about performance or whatever, just stop and focus on enjoying the body you have in your hands. Girls are nice like looking and feeling. Also eat the booty.

have a huge donger and lay the pipe bro.

Put it in and wiggle it around

> life goals
> impress girl with cock

Eat the booty. Also, let her eat your booty. You will not regret it.

funfact=if you go into sexual intercourse with the intention of pleasing your partner more than yoursel f you are definitely an indefinitely a cuck

>wow user your cock is pretty big
>get anxious she might be playing me

welp

The male orgasm is the only orgasm that matters in a hetero sexual event.

FACT Male orgasm is a requisite to reproduction

FACT Ejaculation is proof of male orgasm while women can't prove it

FACT women take facials, they don't give them.

If you have ever gotten a girl to climax, you are a KEK 100% no questions. You cucked yourself.

you dont need any tips. just pay attention and follow the cues the person your banging is providing. also, eat the booty. let her eat your booty. feels great. have a huge donger = easy mode

t. virgin
You want the girl coming back for more you sperg, she wont do that if she isnt cumming regularly

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Fuck off with this booty eating shit. Its a literal meme created by jew record compaines to troll the impressionable mindcukks into licking shit out of eachothers asses.

Its 70iq nigger in africa tier

>responding to /pol/ trolls

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

They come back for more to be used like the fuck toys that they are. Who cares if they cum, who cares if they come back?

Bend over sissy boy, I'll show you how good it feels when I turn your asshole into a pussy

train glutes to thrust harder

Oh you didn't come while I was just pounding your brains out for the past hour? WTF is wrong with you, lady?

Be dominant. Not like kink dominant, but you HAVE to be in control the whole time. Tease her nd spend a lot of time on foreplay.

Look in her eyes and let your hands slowly enjoy her whole body

Just go into it with confidence and passion and there's no way you'll fuck it up

it feels great is and is fun to do. the surprise butt lick gets a great response 9 times out of 10

Did you just read maxim advice colums or something?

only cuck advice on this thread

Cardio is by far the most important thing. I may just be saying this because I have never had a problem with strength but it will seriously improve your sex life if you chuck in like 4 sets of 15 burpees.

When I wasn't doing cardio I was huffing and puffing through every fuck. Infinitely better now.

Also noporn + L argenine will give you the erections you had back when you were 15.

Sorry my bad
I hope they find their qt white virgin wife someday who wont have orgasms

Yeah because she is thinking about all the farts she let out earlier and now doesnt want your farticle mouth near her face again

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Delete this thread normalfag. Use google if you want information for faggots like you.

al women wants to be forcibly raped im simply fulfilling theyr fantasies of being used like a premium fleshlight, theres no wory though she can still meet up with cucks like you that wil happily lick her and ask if she likes it like a god cuck should

Fuck off.

If the chick is turnt and you're a man and not a sperge she will love having her butt lickd.

She can have all the orgasms she wants, on her own fucking time.

Won't have orgasms with them, anyway

>y. You will not regret it.
your ass will be squeaky clean

no shit stains in your ass hair

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Just get into a rhythm. When you're eating pussy don't do a lot of extra shit just do one thing like wiggle your tongue up and down on her clit and she'll be cumming in a few minutes. Same with fucking her just keep thrusting into her to a regular rhythm.

Okay so this is long
give me your insight

>I am not into vaginal stuff usually (sex is obv fine)
>When I masturbate, it's purely from rubbing clit
>can get myself off in like 30 seconds

>When bf tries rubbing clit it's uncomfortable even though he does it the same way I do
>I've even tried using his hands to rub my clit but it's not the same
>It actually turns me off and I can't get into it
>He tries to finger me but I'm not into it
or at least I'm not into it until it's been happening for a minute or two and then I can get really into it, but it's usually so uncomfortable that I make him stop
>Boob stimulation is a no go for me. (could be because I used to breastfeed)
>it's too sensitive, so every time he tries to rub/suck I have to pull away
>Unless I'm already in the process of getting dicked down then it's generally fine or at least I don't care for it


What is wrong with me
why am I so picky
I feel bad because sometimes the sex is just so bad for both of us because I am not getting turned on, but i'm not getting turned on because I wont let him get me turned on.

How do I fix this

**Also it's not him for sure because I've had sex with three guys total and it's always been the same.

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just shut up and let him jam his dick inside your holes until he cums like al women should

Oh don't worry about it too much, you're just a terrible lay, and your "BF" has to settle for that. He's probably some sort of beta fag, that's why he sticks around. You can probably walk all over him and he just says he's sorry. So don't worry about it and just get yourself off.

give him regular blowies to compensate

okay

yeah he's Auschwitz mode

>all these /pol/ trolls

C O N T A I N M E N T B O A R D

Best advice here, just have fun.

This. Good on them for not giving them your (you). Report and ignore.

>this is what actual virgins believe

kek. you could be the most selfish lover on earth and the girl will be back if you are a chad

/r9k/ plz go, you have no idea about anything and your opinion is worth less than trash

Pretty sure that's not /r9k/...

Then use his tongue to stimulate your clit.
The human vagina itself is not sensitive to stimulation for obvious reasons.

the longer the foreplay the easier she is going to have an orgasm

Why is she so fucking perfect, fäm?

Unless the girl doesn't like foreplay, they exist nerd.

I also forgot to add
>Oral does absolutely nothing for me
>the thought of it actually grosses me out and turns me off further

I think it's a control issue for me
Maybe subconsciously I don't like him being in charge of my pleasure.
I have noticed that when I'm the one being dominant during sex, I get extremely into it.

Get a strapon and start pegging him.

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>Also eat the booty.
fucking faggot

Maybe you were molestered as a child and despise all men in sexual situations.

Genau

this.

>regulararly haves ons
>fuck their brains out
>pulling of hair, balls d33p, drooling, exaggerated "porn"-making out
>always, alllways messaged on facebook the day after/a couple of days later/the next time their drunk
>finally hook up with crush
>half limp dick due to performance anexity while i try to make love to her classic hollywoodfilm style in missionary
>text her next day
>no answer

honestly, just learn the basics (clitt, gspot etc) and then stop reading about it or giving a fuck, the best attitute you can have is that the girl is there to pleasure YOU, not the other way around and you'll inadvertently give her a balling time too

If it's of any help, I don't get wet, like, ever. No matter the amount of foreplay, my vag stays as dry as the Sahara.
Vaginal stuff is very uncomfortable for me for this reason (even with lube, after a while it gets sticky and the discomfort gets even worse).
I do not enjoy receiving oral sex at all. I feel absolutely nothing.
The only way I can come is if I rub myself the way I usually rub myself when I masturbate, while my bf fingers me with INCREDIBLY lubricated fingers.

I think it's fine to be picky, even to some extremes, but if you feel it's affecting your sexual life/relationship you might want to look at it from a deeper perspective. Were you ever abused or suffer any psychological trauma related to sex?

Have you ever tried sex toys, like a vibrator? If so, was it uncomfortable? You could try introducing sex toys into your life.
You could also try letting him give you a massage, or something erotic, but non-sexual, to discover what your erogenous zones are.

If I was I don't remember

Same, untill i set her down and she almost fell due to sore vagina

It's not actually effecting our relationship as bad as it sounds like it would. Once we get into the actual act of sex, it's totally fine. It's just GETTING there that is god awful for the both of us. We both get frustrated.

I was never abused or suffered any sort of trauma during sex.

I'll suggest some toys to see if that helps get the ball rolling a bit easier. And the massages are a good idea.

I'm and forgot to say that I'm pretty much the same about control, which is why I can only come with the help of my hand and nothing else. If you're into domination, just go for it. Femdom can be incredibly hot.

I hope you realize she was probably exaggerating to make you feel good.

>If it's of any help, I don't get wet, like, ever. No matter the amount of foreplay, my vag stays as dry as the Sahara.
What's it like to only ever have had sex with ugly men

make sure you have cilais or viagra if you are drunk/high/nervous.

I don't know, ask your girlfriend

I don't eat pussy. What am I missing ?

rekt

>having a girlfriend
>2017

I regret it. I can't let go of the feeling like she's licking my car clean or something. Ugh.

>thirty nine(39) years old
Literal perfection.

If I ever saw the 20 year old version of her on the street walking with her boyfriend i would beat the shit out of him and steal her

Then marry

This.

Also, learn how to move your hips. Many girls know very little about the workings of the inner part of their vagina, if you know how to use your dick in other ways than the in/out motion you'll show her what's up and she'll be thankful for it. Read up on the anterior fornix.

Also breathing techniques. Game changer. You'll go from regular nutting to seeing white lights and having your whole body spasm. Fun for you, and fun for the girl who thinks she is the main cause of it.

Do not overthink these things. Just try them out some time, and soon they'll be integrated into the whole "don't try to be good at it"-thing.

I never let a man go down on me. I find it funny how most men thinks thats a 'red flag'. A cunt is not clean, its not fresh, and its certainly not as stimulating compared to getting fingered.

But then again, im a grown ass woman with a full blown fetish for male hands and feet.
I just want to massage and suck on your toes.

Cool i have toenail fungus

Let me know how that works out for ya

This is great advice.

Also take it slow. Build up her anticipation instead of just jamming it in and nutting in 30 seconds

anything else you wanna say about your small penis and terrible sex skills?

Damn right

I always wondered if there was a girl that felt the same way I did about feet.

It's a red flag because most normal women like cunnilingus.

You're probably not attracted to him that much deep down. Gotta find someone that clicks for ya

I fuck my gf about once every other day for frequency. If either of us goes longer than that she starts doing shit like sucking on my thumb at board game night with the friends

As for skill, I would say that both of us like variety, and she definately likes when I dominate her, or fuck the shit out of her roughly, or wake her up in the middle of the night to "use her", or masterbate just to blow my load on her face or whatever. Variety is the spice of life

Also I would advise you workout together. Lifting and cardio makes both of you sweaty with blood and hormones pumping, so thrusting cums naturally after that

My last girlfriend was considerate enough to use this femfresh stuff so her vag was pretty fucken clean, considering.
It's a shame you've decided to forgo showering.

>it's
Give her the old lickaroo

Sounds like you don't really like him. Sex and sexual pleasure is very psychological, more so than physical. If you don't cum when you have sex with him, then you probably don't really like him or don't feel comfortable with him

Married here. Try and get to the point where you can make her finish 2-3 times before you need to cum. If you can't do that then it's kind of chumpish. Also What feels good for you won't always feel good for her and vice versa.. you just gotta learn to read subtle hints. My 2 cents. Obviously this works better for committed relationships

My new girls pussy is insatiable. She has also never had vaginal orgasm. What do? We fucked 5 times yesterday alone but she only came a when I went down on her.

I have anxiety and shoot early when I think about having to pull out. My last girl was on the pill and I never had such worries so would pound her raw.

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I always perform better when I don't care about the grills pleasure as much.

While were talking women, whats the best way to find out if a woman is available? I just started uni, and I'm chatting up a half dozen or so different women who all seem interested, but I just found out one has a boyfriend.
Is it rude to just up and ask?

>not into it
not into HIM*

Is her boyfriend in your close group of friends?

No?

Then she's single. You want something you get it, don't be a cuck.

These.

Girls I've been with have all been wet as fuck because they find me attractive, dicked them within few hours of meeting them.

The only reason why girls are dry is because of a beta cuck bf they don't find attractive. Seen it happen to a guy friend of mine who can't accept that his gf is dry because she's not that attracted to him

Have a thicker dick you pencil Dicklet

All girls I've fucked so far have had vaginal orgasm. That and you're not that attractive to your gf

If you can't say definitively whether or not you were abused as a child then...Ya think, hun?

Also you're not attracted to your bf. Not getting aroused IS NOT NORMAL, under normal circumstances. Break up with him.

whats her name? if shes my ex ill kill u user

Ctd.

Also the fact that you're a female on a fitness board, you're exposed to fit men many hours everyday and hold an image of it being the norm. You expect to at least be able to land a bf who is fit. Your current bf is therefore seen in your mind as an inferior/lousy catch in comparison to your current self who is putting effort into fitness to improve the hand you're dealt.

Either stay off this board to stop being influenced or hope your bf starts lifting. But I would guess your bf is a facelet so it doesnt matter and he will be dumped by you eventually. How long would depend on when you will have the balls or courage to admit you don't find him attractive deep down. Since you're on this board, you have a confidence issue and think you can't find anyone better if you leave him now or are probably living off of him, e.g. rent, living expense etc

virgin here, glad I read this thread, makes sex seem like more trouble than it's worth

I truly think masturbation is more enjoyable than sex.