The more I read about Stalin, the more I admire him. He was the ultimate incorruptible...

The more I read about Stalin, the more I admire him. He was the ultimate incorruptible, he was the closest thing to a living god in the modern times.

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Certainly had the whole "apathetic to human suffering" aspect of a god down perfectly.

Imagine today USA with Stalin in charge.

DUUUDDDDE!

Half of the country would end up in Gulags, other half would be shot.

And third half would spend 20 years in Pentagonka prison as mr. (((Montefiore))) said for wearing haircut that looked liek Stalin

4th half would be conscripted

So exactly the same as it is now then.

What the fuck are you talking about?

exactly, there are currently 2.5 million prisoners in the US. Even Stalin didn't imprison such a big number.

Only shows how amerimutts are clueless.

Underrated

What about homosexuals, sjws, feminists and all kind of similar creatures?

>He was the ultimate incorruptible, he was the closest thing to a living god in the modern times.
Could you elaborate?

fucking brainlets

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why would you invade Finland while wearing fucking green

He means that when you abolish all methods, both legal and moral, by which your greed, lust, and hunger for power might be curtailed such that you strip away all pretense of political power being anything more than a cudgel used to give things to yourself then your actions can't be described as "corrupt" because you aren't misusing the system to benefit yourself but rather have intentionally setup a new system based around benefiting yourself.

I like the part where he brought back serfdom.

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The society would be clean of these filthies

He saved millions.

I have mixed feelings about Stalin. He was pretty much a National Bolshevik (which I like), but his anti-religious attitude and persecution of kulacks was morally wrong.

>literally worshipped Jews
>gave them their own safespace
>made anti semitism a crime punishable by death
>did nothing to stop his underlings from funding anti white groups
>protected pedophiles
Stalin was a cuck

educated by /pol/

>the leftypol soyboy can't disprove a single thing I said
Why do you leftists worship non whites?

>Jews
>safespace
>anti white
>pedophiles
>cuck
>soyboy
>non whites
why would I argue with idiot?

>you're an idiot if you don't use my leftpol approved safewords
You sissies will be the first ones your black supremacist comrades will put against the wall if you ever have your "workers revolution"

ah, yes, everyone knows about the gulags that drumpf has set up

there's no black people where I live

>the underage anti white leftists lives in a rich gated community
Who would have thought

>literally worshipped Jews
He hated them and purged them from the NKVD. Pic related.
>gave them their own safespace
In buttfuck nowhere in the frozen Far East to be as far away from them as possible.
>made anti semitism a crime punishable by death
That was Lenin and Trotsky.
>did nothing to stop his underlings from funding anti white groups
USSR was funding anti-white groups only in the late 50s, mostly in America. After Stalin's death.
>protected pedophiles
Maybe if you mean Beria. But most sources say he wasn't a pedophile, just a rapist and a murderer.

>everyone is Am*rican

>all those mad fatties
That's what makes this 10/10

In adulthood, Stalin measured 5 feet 4 inches (1.63 m) tall. To give the impression that he was taller, he wore stacked shoes and stood on a small wooden platform during parades.

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of kilos of food away from people.

Stalin was a beautiful fucking madman. I consider myself a Stalin Democrat.

Inch by inch, we're getting there, brothers.

Donald Dumbfuck is exactly the catalyst we needed.

All the stars are aligning: A Big Blue Wave in November, a bigger wave in 2020 with a Presidential landslide, a new generation pissed off and ready to go to war with the racist Boomer right and push them into their graves.

I get hard when I picture 2030.

Literal free healthcare and education.

Literal integrated neighborhoods determined by sound planning, the McMansions burned to the ground and replaced by real housing with communal gardens.

Literal hate speech laws with lifetime hard prison sentences.

Literal forced death marches and beast labor for every skinhead cunt on /pol/, scourged daily by Muslim guards and pink haired overseers.

Literal economic integration of North America and Europe into one big happy socialist family.

Literal statues of Obama, Marx, and Elaine Brown rising up from the broken ruins of white supremacy. Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln beaten into rubble.

It's going to fucking happen and it's unfuckingstoppable.

We're just missing one thing: our Man of Steel. Or is she a woman?

I don't care, just as long as they haven't got a shred of mercy for any sadistic shitfuck who was ever listed on Republican voter rolls.

We are the ferocious alien growing in America's guts. Soon, we'll tear our way out and it will be bloody and brutal and fuck yes we will MURDER the host.

Stalin was just as insane as Hitler, if not more. But unlike Hitler he actually knew how to hide his power level.

and yet, he won that argument

I can't tell if this is a /pol/tard or a parody of a /pol/tard.

Why would /pol/ shill for Stalin?

>living God
>dies on the toilet

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This sounds exactly like something a filthy fucking liberal would say.

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He died writhing in his own piss though.
Probably took a few hours.

he died in the hospital dumbfucks. he was found debilitated but he didn't die till several days later

>2016
>it's now 2018

really nigga

false flag

Poe's Law is a thing but I think the second sentence already is pretty indicative of that user's post being bait.

Behold, the Jew directed irl cuckpost that came out of the Soviet Union, Circus (1936)!

Trying too hard for you's.

It's what all you subhuman leftists actually believe though

Stalin was likely clinically paranoid while Hitler suffered from megalomania. Thing is Stalin knew what absolute cunts the Old Bolsheviks were so his paranoia was warranted.

Lol, implying you are not a false-flagging leftist yourself, cuck.

Yep. Doesn’t prove anything.

I sense sarcasm, but to take that picture as "proof" is marking you out as a retard or worse

Fucking Drumpf!! guys!!! :D

10/10
Good job.

>Western autists admiring Stalin

At least Russians are brainwashed by generations of propaganda, your delusions are just retarded.

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He literally had no charisma whats so ever and he had nervous breakdown when barbarossa happened...

He was just a thug that knew how to read people (thanks to spending most of his life practicing petty thefts & robberies and evading authorities) and had greater than average social intellect.

Trotsky was more charismatic and loved by the people thanks to his triumphs in the civil war, that stalin falsely claimed as his because he was so butthurt.

He was in no way a great leader, just a sociopathic thug, but still im kinda glad that he won the post-lenin power struggle and decided to somewhat contain this retarded ideology, god knows what would have happend with Trotsky and his delusions of global commie revolution.

>He literally had no charisma
really? the only way to make your way up in the commie ladder is to be tough and have charisma. His subordinates worshiped him even when they were about to be shot by the NKVD

Josef Stalin was the most effective leader in human history. That much is undeniable. His achievements seem superhuman, beyond that even of men of myth and legend like Alexander. Starting off in some dirt poor Georgian village, being exiled to Siberia over a dozen times, he took control of the USSR in the 1920s following the devastation of the First World War, the Russian Civil War and the various revolutionary wars against their neighbours. The USSR was still the most backwards and undeveloped country in Europe at the time. It was diplomatically isolated, had an agriculture based economy and had suffered a massive brain drain. When Stalin died, the USSR was a nuclear superpower. It had spread its ideology to 1/3rd of all living human beings with the liberation of Eastern Europe and the victory of Mao. The standard of living, despite the horrors of ww2, had risen 100fold since the 20s. The population had become highly literate, and was guiding other countries in their development. Nobody else comes close to this level of success. He was literally an ubermensch. Not a god, just a human being elevated to its fullest potential. Fuck I wish I could have lived in the USSR and faithfully served Stalin, he was the greatest human to ever live and we will never have anyone like him ever again :(

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>Josef Stalin was the most effective leader in human history.
He was smarter than Hitler, if you consider a dictator's effectiveness as his "ability to stay in power unopposed", then yeah, he was "effective".

>The USSR was still the most backwards and undeveloped country in Europe at the time.
In terms of living standards it was still a shithole when Stalin died.

>It was diplomatically isolated
On the contrary, Lenin's N.E.P. had led to a reapproachment with Germany in the 1920s, which Stalin continued under the Nazis. By the end of WWII the USSR was less isolated by sheer virtue of its victory and the fact that it had half of Europe under military occupation.

>had an agriculture based economy
Which Lenin and Stalin destroyed. Russia went from being the #1 world exporter of wheat in Tsarist times to becoming a net importer. Stalin's confiscation of crops in the 1930s to export by force (because the nation was bankrupt and needed foreign exchange), murdered millions of civilians in the Holodomor.

>When Stalin died, the USSR was a nuclear superpower.
By stealing the secret from the Americans thanks to two communist traitors, kudos.

>It had spread its ideology to 1/3rd of all living human beings with the liberation of Eastern Europe and the victory of Mao.
>liberation

>The standard of living, despite the horrors of ww2, had risen 100fold since the 20s.
>100fold
Gross exaggeration, in terms of living standards the USSR was still a shithole at the end of Stalin's rule.

Peak comfy Soviet living standards were reached under early Brezhnev around 1970, after which the Soviet economy begun to stagnate.

This is not surprising. It's easy to manage a command economy as long as you are building basic products like pig iron, electricity or steel, but as you diversify the economy further into consumer products, complex technology, and a myriad of industrial linkages, it becomes increasingly difficult to micromanage.

>The population had become highly literate
True.

>and was guiding other countries in their development.
If by that you mean "stealing other nations' industrial capacity piece by piece and reorienting their economies into Soviet colonies", sure, that's what they did in Eastern Europe.

>Fuck I wish I could have lived in the USSR and faithfully served Stalin
You would have ended up among his 20 to 40 million victims, just ask useful idiot Isaiah Oggins.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaiah_Oggins

>le ebin useful idiots meme

>anarchs are closet liberals

Toss in trots there too.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaiah_Oggins
Did you read that guy's story? He was the quintaessential useful idiot. Tragic stuff.

>no burgers

I'm a Commie and this guy is 100% right. Especially his point on Command Economies.

>I'm a Commie
Did you expect this wouldn't invalidate you as soon as you said it?

The more I see him, the more I want that moustache when older.

Thank you user, intellectual honesty is important.
As a market liberal I don't generally like commies but you, I can respect.

He was a manlet with pock scarred face, resulting from a smallpox he suffered thru as a child, funny voice and self esteem/serious psychological issues which were mainly caused by his alcoholic father and batshit insane mother, both of whom used to beat his ass for nothing on a regular basis..

The only way he could command respect was thru fear and violence, people didnt respect him as much as their did their lives, it was a survival tactic. He got rid of anyone he thought was "above him" or possible to challenge him and surrounded himself by cucked yes men.

Only Zhukov had the balls to question him and actually tell Stalin the real situation in the front instead of painting pretty pictures like his loyal cuck crew did. IMHOTEP Zhukov is the hero USSR needed but did not deserve, him standing up to this paranoid manlet probably saved alot of russian lives and helped to end the war sooner.

im high and this was so much fun to imagine. hahahaha

FPBP

I'm a syndicalist more than anything. I don't favour command economy models. People are deluding themselves if they see the USSR as anything other than a failure.

Are you the guy that wrote that post about Democrats taking over Alafuckingbama some days ago?

Top copypasta m8. I used it to troll/pol/ to great effect.

Kek and fpbp

>By stealing the secret from the Americans thanks to two communist traitors, kudos.
gross exaggeration.

In order to demonize the opposition by pretending he is are a democrat.

to kill billions

delete

That's exactly what happened. They stole their rocket tech from Germany too. And they still launched animals after us.

bahahaha oh fuck

It was the jews who did it.

funny why to spell Corneliu Zelea Codreanu

Just 1/4th of the country would end up in Gulags, as about half as much per capita were incarcerated in Stalin's times compared to the modern US of A.

>He literally had no charisma whats so ever
I hate dumb fucks like you who don't know anything they talk about. He created a communist movement and insurgency in his province from scratch, which would be quite a hard task for a person without charisma.

youtube.com/watch?v=PaFklTLNy8c&t=189s

youtube.com/watch?v=hdNCr1MjROU

>I'm a syndicalist more than anything
Some days it feels like the only way out.
What do I know though.

Not thay guy but you know which system I thinks is the best? Neo-liberalism.

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>ultimate incorruptible
Cant be corrupted if you are already the baddest guy in town lmao

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