Any of you guys remember the post last night by the Veeky Forumsizen who was injecting table sugar as a placebo to...

Who gives a shit about that faggot who the fuck is this Semen Demon Fluid Druid?

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WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE WITH A GIRL LIKE THIS.
WHAT I WOULD GIVE!
TO THINK THAT SOME MEN GET TO SPEND HOURS, DAYS, YEARS WITH A GIRL WHO LOVES THEM AND WHO THEY GET TO LIFT WITH, WHO THEY GET TO EAT WITH, WATCH MOVIES AND GO TO THE THEATER WITH, AND PLAY WITH.
HOW IT MUST FUCKING BE NICE TO SPEND ALL SEASONS WITH A GIRL, FROM VALENTINE'S DAY, TO SUMMER, TO HALLOWEEN, TO CHRISTMAS, WHERE ALL THESE DAYS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT, WHERE I FEEL LIKE SHIT TO GO TO THE THEATER ALONE.
I WOULD LOVE FOR A GIRL TO LOVE ME, I WOULD LOVE TO GO TAKE A GIRL TO THE MALL TO HELP BUY HER SEXY CLOTHING THAT SHE WOULD WEAR BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY, I'D KILL TO EAT AT A TABLE FOR TWO RATHER THAN A TABLE FOR ONE AND EAT MY FOOD QUICKLY LIKE AN ANIMAL WHILE PEOPLE STARE AT MY LONELY EXISTANCE. I'D DRAG MILES OF CHAINS TO HAVE A GIRL PUT HER ARMS AROUND MY COLD NECK AND LOOK IN MY EYES. I'D SHOOT MY OWN FOOT TO HAVE A GIRL WANT TO HOLD MY HAND. I'D BITE MY OWN FINGER OFF TO HAVE A GIRL CALL ME TO THE COUCH TO SNUGGLE WITH HER.

I LIFT TO GET THESE THINGS THAT SO ONE DAY A GIRL MAY WANT TO BE WITH ME.

THESE WEIGHTS? HAH! THEY ARE NOT HEAVY

GOING TO THE GYM IS NOT HEAVY NOR HARD

THESE FUCKING DIETS ARE NOT HARD

THESE CHAINS OF WEIGHT ARE NOT HARD

HARD IS BEING ALONE, EATING ALONE, GOING TO BED ALONE, WATCHING MOVIES ALONE, AND SITTING ALONE ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME! THAT IS WHAT IS HEAVY! MY FEELS ARE HEAVIER THAN ANY BENCH PRESS OR ANY IRON I CAN FIND!

CO-FUCKING-CAINE

You're are never alone user, you have us :)

Can you fucking stop making me feel like shit?

Jesus Christ, dude. You're gonna be sorely disappointed when you finally manage to get a gf.

Life sucks, doesn't it?

what a fuckin chad thing to say

Loneliness is the worst fucking feeling possible.

Depends on the girl desu

I avoid Christian chicks because I know they won't be kinky

is the girl in OP a real girl or a fake girl?

I lost my virginity at 26 dogg, I'm not exactly a "Chad". I'm just saying that having a gf won't fix the emptiness you feel inside. It's nice to have someone love you and to love them back, but it's not a panacea either.

Is there a point to go on, knowing u will never ever have this? Please brahs...be honest....

That 10/10 will NEVER fart on my face. NO 10/10 WILL EVER fart on my face.

Im done brahs...

Are you any of you faggots going to answer my question or just fap and cry about the retarded pic of that girl

shut up

fap and cry

fap and cry ;(

is somebody going to give source or what

Wew lad

>having your thread backfire on you

I wish a girl would backfire her piss on me...

that's a man, baby

pls yes

>Christian chicks
>aren't kinky

nigga you've been missing out

>my ex had short hair like this
>she had pierced nipples like this
>she had a bathroom like this

>started dating the fucking fedora loser at the same job
>got the job I applied for months ago even after my coworkers gave them a recommendation for me

My friends say they are the most kinky, but I don't see it. Explain please

Pretty sure that was a joke.

>tfw also had qt short haired brunette ex
>tfw she had pierced nips
>tfw she had firm nice tits

You don't ever move on from people, user. Not people who you thought about spending your life with. You just learn to live without them

honestly I wasn't that upset. She was cool but she clearly found something about me she didn't like because after a few months she started getting distant and she never wanted to make it "official".

I had a feeling it wasn't going to last but getting dumped by her still felt really shitty. Haven't attempted dating anyone since but granted that's for different reasons.

butterface

> blue board

danny? is that you?
your a jew and I hope your stalker stabs you

butterface

You need Jesus to fill your heart

That was me. I had to stay overnight, and when I got back the thread had 404'd so I couldn't update.

The hand shaking was not diabetes (as the user suggested), I have severe nerve damage in my right arm. There are also other complications (which is why I stayed overnight), but no diabetes.

Very much alive, but will never lift again.

t. nofap

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unless daddy issues be real here man

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

JESSUS CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRIST

you're right. it's like rich people telling you "you don't need money to be happy", when they don't know the sorrow and deprivation it brings to have none

Was it caused by the injecting? How do you feel about this? Fuck dude. So this is your peak now, and you will just slowly go down to being dyel from here?

Is there anymore?

>everyone going mad over a short-haired girl

Faggots

He got diabetes

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The first couple of months with a girl is gonna be amazing. After that, you're in for a lot of arguing and stuff. It's good to be with a woman if you're looking into starting a family, but if it's just because you're lonely, you're gonna have a shitty time. Trust me. It's better to be single unless you're ready to settle down. Those hot girls you wanna test drive? Yeah. It's not gonna fulfill your life. Rather, it'll hijack your like and distract you.

Fuck you man I didn't need these feels.

Was her name Rachel?

She has nice tits though. And she isn't fat.

she's so average. apart from those boobs, they're perfect. how do i convince my gf to get a boob job without destroying what little is left of her self esteem?

Read this in a thick Russian accent and it made me kek

Ho Lee Fuk

haha... w-what a beta virgin

put me in screen cap

also nice digits

ayy lmao

Damn I read this before going to the gym and then I hit a new PR

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Slippery slope. If they're going to be sexually impure with you they might as well try everything

So "Christian" gets tossed around a lot, it can mean anything from "I believe in the inerrancy and sufficiency of scripture" to "we go to grandmas church on Christmas and Easter".

The latter example is boring, normie teir sex. The more rigid the moral structure the more likely the girl will be a freak. The first example will require your conversion and marriage, but it's the theoretical zero point of fantastic, mind blowing sex.

By Allah's sweaty ballbag, that is a woman worth a thousand camels.

not with that attitude

I beat...I beat my dick so goddam hard my leg is numb, I can't feel my leg.

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WAKE ME UP
CAN'T WAKE UP

this is not pornography it is art

nigger

moar!

F A T
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Shakespeare for bros

Lol wait till you get a gf and find out how crappy it really is, sonny

>liking short haired girls

Jesus fucking Christ.

Wouldn't fuck girl in Op either, but damn that's one ugly body.

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>Wouldn't fuck girl in Op either
t. faggot

>not liking short haired girls
Faggot.

He's right though. She looks like a bat without wings.

Post pic, user :)

I R E L A N D

Thats some real gray alien looking bitch, what the fuck

Lol except we do.

I was a virgin till 23 and no relationship till 25. I was on r9k since literally its first day, been there done that lol...

Things get better but you'll still be lonely, probably. Takes more than just a GF to fix that feeling. Same goes for lifting.

You'll only 'make it' when you die

>Rachel
Fuck right in the feels. It seems like everytime I get a oneitis, her name is rachel.

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I like skinny girls like this.

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duble dubs of truth

>HARD IS BEING ALONE, EATING ALONE, GOING TO BED ALONE, WATCHING MOVIES ALONE, AND SITTING ALONE ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME! THAT IS WHAT IS HEAVY! MY FEELS ARE HEAVIER THAN ANY BENCH PRESS OR ANY IRON I CAN FIND!

Dude every day is a new PR when you are alone.

>tfw doing nofap
>tfw day 4
>already thinking about beating my meat like it owed me 50 bucks from last year
>tfw see this image

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this

>tfw no gf to argue with over trivial things
>tfw no gf to apologize to when you know you were wrong
>tfw no gf to go out of your way and do something special for her to make it up to her
>tfw no intimate make up sex
>tfw no gf who will wrap her arms around you and massage your head when you feel like shit and vice versa
>tfw no gf who is always down to try out something you want even though everyone else thinks its stupid
>tfw no gf who always argues that she loves you more
>tfw no gf to cover in the rain as you get wet