What's the easiest way to get an STD test without anyone knowing...

What's the easiest way to get an STD test without anyone knowing? I don't want to use my insurance or credit cards but money itself isn't an issue

Post your genital here.

t. underaged kid who got his first bj and now thinks he has aids
If the chick was like your age your probably fine. I had unprotected anal sex at 16 and was good. I think there are some planned parenthoods that let you pay in cash though

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No, I'm 24. Girl I met won't fug until I get tested. And I've never been tested before so it seems like a good idea anyway

inb4 /pol/ gets mad.
Planned parenthood m8
Also endless "free" condoms.

holy shit bureaucracy is pretty shit here in italy but at least we don't need to sign papers to fuck

google a testing center, pay with cash or debit.

Make sure she gets tested too bc bitches are crazy and theres a chance she is projecting and actually has something herself

I think I have the test but I need to pay with a card. How would you explain a $209 Credit charge with a generic "services" description.

Yes, I'm autistic and don't want mommy to know I got an STD test.

>tfw in the UK you just walk in to a Clinic, give a urine sample and send you an email or text or letter (which ever you prefer) of the results a week later

You do know that your bank statement isn't going to read "1/24/17 - SWABBED JIMMY'S DICK TO CHECK FOR THE HIV," right?

At least there are free sex health clinics in my city. Google that.

Slightly off topic but, I've had sex with 10 girls unprotected since my last STD check. 6 of them were genuine one night stands.

How fucked am I.

Lol

Why not use insurance?

SOCIALIST SCUM

Pretty sure at planned parenthood it's free.(In Canada)
You can call and ask otherwise. they're super discreet and it shouldn't cost much. even if you do have to pay just bring cash.
I would suggest you get her tested too.

This

Who cares? Just blow your load and move on
If she won't fuck you again, try a different chick. Rinse/repeat

Bloodletting. They will screen you just in case.

So why the fuck don't you want it to show up on record? Do you live in a puritan community that regularly checks your bank/credit card/insurance statements?

You sound more like a 16 year old, not a 24 year old. Who the fuck would have a problem with it being on your statements? Grow the fuck up. Just fucking get it.

Or actually don't. Don't fuck that chick. Just be a basement dwelling autist like the rest of Veeky Forums; it suits you better.

Closing in on 30 grills, never used a condom. Last test was over a year ago, I feel your fear my familia.

You are a prime example of white privelege, ugh. Why don't you have sex with some African Americans so you can experience STDs and learn how privileged white people are bigot?

You could also imply uncertainty to sheet battery questions they give out:

Have you ever had multiple sexual partners:
[x]Yes
[ ] No

Have you ever been tested for HIV/AIDS
[]Yes
[x]No

donate blood, they will check you blood for diseases for free, and if you are clear you could save someones life

other than that if you don't have anything change on your penis like burning/red spots or discharge you should be fine
You could of course got hpv but there is not even a test for males for that.

Ask a hooker

What shithole do you live in that doesn't have anonymous free sexual health clinics?

Free clinics keep paperwork

Christian countries

Do I need to get STD tests for fucking hookers? I always wear a condom but I heard it's not 100% effective. Hookers are dirty bitches so I never feel safe without a condom is why. End up with bed bugs once because of them and now I always wash my clothes asap and shower after a session.