Walk into gym, ready to do some squats

>walk into gym, ready to do some squats
>the power cage is taken by webm related
What would you do, Veeky Forums?

Ask how many reps left

Tell her I need the rack to do legs

>hey do you mind if I squat in THA CAAAAAGE

>hey let me help you
>grab wheel chair and start rocking it back and forth violently
>weeee roller coaster!!!

>Wait for her to finish using the equipment she got to first, finish my workout, go home and furiously masturbate while thinking of fucking her

Tell her not to skip leg day

Underwood

...

sit in her lap and start cuddling

>that moment when you realize that she can literally curl more than she can squat

shes really cute

pick her up

Tell her a treadmill just freed up for her. I need to squat

Rub my cock through my basketball shorts until she gets uncomfortable and leaves.

Ask her if you can work in! And then get her digits

Imagine how would be our life together.

>mind if I work in?
>sorry I didn't bring my own chair

There's enough room for me to squat in front of her.

That way, I can mesmerize her with my great ass.

>"excuse me mam, but that's not how you do it"
Then I show her proper form while gently sliding my dick into her oblivious asshole

KEK

Did crossfit went too far?

ask her why sh can't just do dumbell curls

Because she's doing a row. Not a curl.

>Wanting to fuck a girl who is micro machines

Ask her if she's as retarded in her brains as in her legs for looking like a complete shit doing that.

Does that gym really have their TRX setup on the cage??

>tfw no wheelie gf