Supposed to chill with a hot girl on friday

>supposed to chill with a hot girl on friday
>find out she has chlamydia


what do?

How sure are you? Did she tell u herself or did u hear it from someone else

>has chlamydia

Chlamydia is curable with a round of antibiotics

Tell her to go to a doctor?

Not sex

And the flu is curable by a few days in bed, that doesn't mean I go licking snot off girls' faces.

Well shit, that's your problem cause i love me some thick high test snot.

Eat her ass

Don't worry, chlamydia isn't transmitted through chilling.

Chlamydia is the most common STD and it's usually asympotomatic so you wouldn't even know if you had it without being tested. It's cured after 7-10 days with a treatment of anyiobiotics. It's like getting strep throat, except for your genitals. Sure you don't want to make out with someone who has strep, but it doesn't mean anything about them. Let her suck your dick and then fuck her when the treatment's over.

This
Unless you are chilling inside of her you should be fine

>not strengthening your immune system by exposing yourself to that strain of flu virus
Not gonna make it

heyy gurl you like clams?

because I heard you got chlamydia and I don't date whores.

this, I fucked a sick girl on sunday and now I'm sick

>it's another /b/ tier thread
I hope shit like this will be bannable anytime soon.

Whatever you do, don't wear a dome. It's one of the lowest test things you can do.

Also, ban this shit.

Was is the equivalent of this outfit for a guy?

I can only imagine how awesome it must feel to have an enormous crowd in front of you and knowing that every single of them would fuck you. How do I mimic this as a male?

suck his feminine penis to completion

Dress like zyzz, obviously stupid

>that beta male filming her

This brings up a valid question.

Do you guys use condoms regularly?

I always use them 9/10 times.
Shit sucks but it's whateves.

>implying I have sex

Always raw
Hate condoms plus they're awkward when you're in the mood

- Finn

*brrrrtttt*
>oops tehe
>sorry but you might need to change your shirt :3 hehehe

...

fucking love raw sex but my current gf isn't comfortable doing it just yet

we'll get there

I don't if I can get away with it. Oftentimes lose my boner or feel awkward if I have to put it on. I can control my ejaculation so it isn't a fear. I've gotten a little wary of STDs as of late though.

No. I don't feel shit in them

Absolutely. I even wear them when I fuck my wife. No telling where that skank's been.

>tfw current chick has an iud

kek

dude fucking get out of here
- Rick

Cuckek

Used condoms with one of the 8 girls I've had sex with. Current GF was on birth control so I would creampie her every time we had sex. Not sure if she stopped taking it or it failed, but she's pregnant now.

My dick is about 7x5 and regular condoms are too tight but magnums are too big. It makes sex horrible for me, so I avoided them

I'm 8 inches long, by 6.75 inches thick (circumference)

I know your feels.
Even MAGNUM XL still feels tight.
I always get scared I might rip regular MAGNUMs

Look at them shoes!
Is this nigger still in kindergarten?

So your dick is thicker than a coke can?

Possibly.
I've never measured a cock can.
But, yes, my girth is pretty massive.

I used to have this Korean chick in college that could take it all and she loved it so much.

Tasty as fuck.
By the way, I'm Mexican at 5'10. If that helps you perceive things better.

There's a company that make condoms to fit your dick. You just put in your dimensions. They're bretty good. I forget the name of it, just Google it.

Those are 400 dollar shoes nigga

No. I even creampie the fat girls I fuck. I always make sure to act like a cringy faggot after (effortlessly) so I know they get the plan B

Kanye West as fuck

Dude your dick is not 6.75in of girth. mine is like 5.4in and I am in the 93 percentile. if it really is you need to post that shit

What idiot would pay 400 for these? Oh, that nigga.

> let me tell you about yourself
I hate when people do this.
I'm not going to post my dick.

Just know that I have measured it ever since I was 17.

Coke can is more than 8 inches, idiot.
>thinking its actually bigger
Deluded

Bitch do you even own any shoes over 200?

I don't see why you're being defensive.

Not everyone has the same size.
Get over it, insecure bb.

...
korean chick
taking 7 inches in girth
she had multiple kids or was into large insertions i presume?

Haven't used that shit since I was like 14 and I like to live dangerously babyyyyyyy

Even if I was only 7 inches, I'd still only be average for a Mexican male.

because that is like someone posting they have a 13 in dick. pics or it didnt happen faggot

Not even mad. Just calling you out on your obvious bullshit.

*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPT*

OoOoops I DROpped MY moNSTer CONDom that i Use for My MAGNuM DonG

> all this insecurity

She'd squeal and cry .

I made her practice with a dildo that was my size.

College chicks be horny.

wear a condom. Why is this even a question?

I cum faster with a condom than with raw, raw it's too slippery for me to feel anything but it feels great, weird.

How is this a question? You fuck her and go get a shot of penicillin.

You could proactively get two shots of penicillin. One for her and one for you.

Wrap it and tap it

anal

Curable, if she is hot, who cares.

>I hope someone would this mystery anytime soon

The company's name is mysize

What if she has a super strain that is resistant to antibiotics?

Don't be stupid. Don't fucking do it. Find a nice trap with a feminine benis instead. Chicks are for fags...

Same, use them 9/10 times but every once in a while drunk me says "fuck it" and goes in raw.

I freak the fuck out about STDs for a week but then I get over it. So far I'm clean

>I always get scared I might rip regular MAGNUMs

find another girl user
this is your red flag as a turbosloot

wtf

Try "One - The Legend" condoms.
I order them online because width has always been an issue with me and condoms, too. The Magnum XL's give plenty of length, but they're constricting as fuck - and eventually my dick would turn purple.

fuck her right in the pussy.

I would if I wasn't a virgin. I never leave my house, I have no friends.

Except you said girth moron. Your dick is truthfully thicker than any country's average length.

Trust you you're the one guy that wouldn't lie.

I have a nine inch cock thats 7 around your in the clear. I did have a spree of broken magnums from putting them on inside out and going to town. Being an idiot kid combined with putting them on in the dark. Had no idea they broke until i pulled out and realized my magnum condom was now a magnum cock ring.

Fuck that, bro.
That's my nightmare.
I don't want to get no bitch pregnant.

Underrated post

>Not getting them natty gains by getting extra carbohydrates
Absolutely braindead

I have one question.

I tried to fap with a condom and felt ok, I did it because I don't want to be embarrased if I get to fuck a girl.

Do STD transmit via the urethra or if I cover just the head will I be ok?

I ask because the condoms I test they roll back after I fap.

I'm 15cm average dick.

>but it doesn't mean anything about them
Other than the fact that she's a filthy whore right? Odds are she has had or does have worse, OP.

Ceck

That's a joke right? Those look like a joke. No one in their right mind could possibly spend $400 on those

I usually do, but the last 2 girls I didn't and regret it, so I got an STD test from my doc. All clean, but still.

jej'd

>using a condom
might as well fuck a fleshlight breh

NOT GONNA MAKE IT

Ozweego's are crazy cool looking

With a name like that I know you're joking now.

Those look like the spider-man shoes I wore in pre-school

Guy who does the "assurance" test at a local condom factory here.

hate to break it to you, but we have some porn companies that get whole sale rates from us and... well...

There is a few porn stars that we supply condoms for that have sizes that put even your ding dong to shame and, needless to say, most condoms work fine.

If you legit cannot "fit" into a magnum, then you are in luck, because after a quick call to Guinness world records, you will be sure to break the world record for "largest penis in the world", because even the current holder can fit into our biggest condoms.

You can get reactive arthritis from chlamydia and fuck up your joints

t. turbo virgin

kek didn't notice

No, they're overpriced Skechers and people buy them SOLELY because it has a designer name attached.

ded'k

Cucking kek

howd u get that job

t. full of shit

most pornstars are not 8''+ despite what youre idiot larper brain thinks

Tell her to fucking go to the doctor and get a course of antibiotics. Jesus are people this fucking dumb at dealing with stds

dicklet

The amount of midgets in porn is amazing and because of camera angles they all look normal size

>watching a bitch on bangbros
>looks normal
>she walks into room and they ask her height
>sh'es 5'1 the fuck
>the guy fucking her stands next to her to take off her clothes
>he is almost the same size as her

No wonder these fucks dicks look massive these chicks are like 5 feet at like 80lbs

I have $900 Italian boots.