Can I lift away my autism or am I a lost cause?

Can I lift away my autism or am I a lost cause?

>watching hockey with my friends at a campus bar
>qt 3.14 grill is mirin me pretty hard
>too autistic to make a move
>she comes over and starts a conversation with me
>holy fuck
>spaghetti
>fuck up all of my responses
>can never think of a way to extend our conversation
>end up talking about oatmeal and protein for 10 agonizing minutes
>qt pretends her phone vibrated and looks at the screen
>uhh, well yeah user i gotta go now, bye.
>leaves
>friends start to laugh at me
>red wings get scored on
>fucking mrazek

its okay dude. shit happens. you made a mistake, learn from it, next time take a deep breath, wiggle your toes, and talk to the next one.

if you let this defeat you, then you have lost.

live and learn nigga


start doing shit outside the gym: read books, get dancing lessons, learn a language, play an instrument; get passionate about something, bitches love passion

>end up talking about oatmeal and protein for 10 agonizing minutes
jesus christ dude how would you even get there.

>hey what's your name
>user. I love oatmeal and protein
>o-okay cool. do you go to school around here?
>yeah. I buy my oatmeal from the grocery store just south of campus. best prices.

this is how i'm imagining it.

Oh fuck me. I just realized she was asking me out

It's every autist's dream to have a qt ask them out and I couldn't even capitalize on that


>you're pretty fit, do you go to the gym a lot?
>y-yeah, every day
>well user, i'm trying to get toned abs, but i'm not having any success so far...
>autism kicks in
>lecture her about how these things are made in the kitchen
>tell her about the excel sheets i use to track my progress
>she was probably expecting "yeah, I could show you how. Meet me at the gym tomorrow ;^)"

>>trying to get toned abs

sounds like you took the b8, newfag

>letting girls know about your excel sheets
pls no user. she fucking handed that shit to you and you couldn't hide your powerlevel for 5 goddamn minutes. but if one girl approached you that means that you're at least attractive enough for it to happen again at some point.

>tell her about the excel sheets i use to track my progress
Holy kek user I thought Veeky Forumscel sheets were just a meme

When will autists learn.

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

jesus son it's because faggots like you that girls don't hit on us

fuck i love this board

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>girl asks for fitness advice
>SHE TOTALLY WANTED TO FUCK ME

that was a good game, eh?

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>baking is a hobby of mine and I regularly take cookies and shit into work to impress the QTs
>cute African girl is impressed by my skills
>says that she is shit at baking and suggests that I should show her how to make things one day
>"Baking is fairly straightforward. The main thing as a beginner is to have the correct ratios of ingredients in order to achieve a consistent standard of quality. You can do this by using a set of scales rather than relying on a measuring cups and go from there. You don't really need someone to show you how to do it."
>realise my fuck up literally as I start walking away

I think my autism is an example of natural selection at work.

No. :(

>talk to her about the excel sheets I use to track my progress
>about the excel sheets I use
>excel sheets

>FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

desu i wonder if we should just hire prostitutes


I might be Veeky Forums now but i'm still a kissless virgin

kfag here


just lol
I came here cause I'm an underweight loser but I don't know if I'm gonna get much help in the long run if I end up like you.

my condolences

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

Fuck off beta orbiter! I have friends in real life

Guess you learned to not discuss about oat meals with girls. Wtf man.

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

>end up talking about oatmeal and protein for 10 agonizing minutes

As hard as I laughed at this I know I'd do much worse

Kek. I've done the same thing.
> A girl I've ha a crush on for years tells me I should help her work out
> Spill spaghetti
> say "Why? You look fine"
Realized what she was trying to do later and wanted to kill myself. According to a friend, she had tried to hang out with me multiple times before, but I was too autismo to notice.

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

I can't even laugh because a girl just told me she was playing with toys in the bathtub and I thought she meant like a rubber duck and went on and on about old bathtub toys I used to have and she eventually just said "good night"

What the fuck is wrong with me

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

fucking kek

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE!

>at gym foam rolling out muh quads
>usually do my stretching/foam rolling in an isolated cardio room to the side so i don't have to hump the foam roller in the middle of the gym like an autist
>qt goes out of her way to sit next to me and start foam rolling too
>i was just finishing up so i grab my foam roller and head out to the rack
>realize it looks like i left because she sat down
>turn to her and say "I WAS DONE ANYWAY" and quickly walk away

does the ride ever end?

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

The key is to lift enough to reach the point that you become so self-obsessed and narcissistic that females confuse it for genuine disinterest in them and abundance mentality.

It works until they get to know you and realise you're a total loser

>you're pretty fit, do you go to the gym a lot?

No, I'm just a lucky guy.

Kek

I know this may may

Top Kek

Banana faggot fix it

Jesus

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

thought i was the only one...

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE

audibly kek'd

If I can give you one advice, it's to get out of Veeky Forums. Veeky Forums are retards and have a twisted view of the world, with their "alpha" talk and their fake adopted narcissism. If you let stuff from Veeky Forums carry into your everyday life (excel sheets, holy fuck) you're going to be a loser. Browse Veeky Forums for the lulz and laugh at retards like yourself, but don't be one.

>be me in college
>sit next to hot bio student in physics class all semester
>"how do you have time to workout while taking so many hard classes user??"
>"w-well I guess it just takes discipline"
>near the end of year: "user, you should come over sometime, we can study for the final together"
>"N-no thanks, I think I already understand the material"