>watching hockey with my friends at a campus bar >qt 3.14 grill is mirin me pretty hard >too autistic to make a move >she comes over and starts a conversation with me >holy fuck >spaghetti >fuck up all of my responses >can never think of a way to extend our conversation >end up talking about oatmeal and protein for 10 agonizing minutes >qt pretends her phone vibrated and looks at the screen >uhh, well yeah user i gotta go now, bye. >leaves >friends start to laugh at me >red wings get scored on >fucking mrazek
John Mitchell
its okay dude. shit happens. you made a mistake, learn from it, next time take a deep breath, wiggle your toes, and talk to the next one.
if you let this defeat you, then you have lost.
Jackson Williams
live and learn nigga
start doing shit outside the gym: read books, get dancing lessons, learn a language, play an instrument; get passionate about something, bitches love passion
Jaxon Russell
>end up talking about oatmeal and protein for 10 agonizing minutes jesus christ dude how would you even get there.
>hey what's your name >user. I love oatmeal and protein >o-okay cool. do you go to school around here? >yeah. I buy my oatmeal from the grocery store just south of campus. best prices.
this is how i'm imagining it.
Brandon Thomas
Oh fuck me. I just realized she was asking me out
It's every autist's dream to have a qt ask them out and I couldn't even capitalize on that
>you're pretty fit, do you go to the gym a lot? >y-yeah, every day >well user, i'm trying to get toned abs, but i'm not having any success so far... >autism kicks in >lecture her about how these things are made in the kitchen >tell her about the excel sheets i use to track my progress >she was probably expecting "yeah, I could show you how. Meet me at the gym tomorrow ;^)"
Wyatt Gray
>>trying to get toned abs
sounds like you took the b8, newfag
Isaac Baker
>letting girls know about your excel sheets pls no user. she fucking handed that shit to you and you couldn't hide your powerlevel for 5 goddamn minutes. but if one girl approached you that means that you're at least attractive enough for it to happen again at some point.
Dominic Green
>tell her about the excel sheets i use to track my progress Holy kek user I thought Veeky Forumscel sheets were just a meme
Ryan Campbell
When will autists learn.
Josiah Jones
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Adam Reed
jesus son it's because faggots like you that girls don't hit on us
Aiden Rodriguez
fuck i love this board
Christian Nelson
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Carson Russell
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
David Bennett
>girl asks for fitness advice >SHE TOTALLY WANTED TO FUCK ME
Ryder Morris
that was a good game, eh?
Tyler Hughes
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Robert Hughes
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Luis Lewis
>baking is a hobby of mine and I regularly take cookies and shit into work to impress the QTs >cute African girl is impressed by my skills >says that she is shit at baking and suggests that I should show her how to make things one day >"Baking is fairly straightforward. The main thing as a beginner is to have the correct ratios of ingredients in order to achieve a consistent standard of quality. You can do this by using a set of scales rather than relying on a measuring cups and go from there. You don't really need someone to show you how to do it." >realise my fuck up literally as I start walking away
I think my autism is an example of natural selection at work.
Angel Collins
No. :(
Josiah Howard
>talk to her about the excel sheets I use to track my progress >about the excel sheets I use >excel sheets
Gabriel Perez
>FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Angel Butler
desu i wonder if we should just hire prostitutes
I might be Veeky Forums now but i'm still a kissless virgin
Thomas Smith
kfag here
just lol I came here cause I'm an underweight loser but I don't know if I'm gonna get much help in the long run if I end up like you.
my condolences
Wyatt Green
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Asher Young
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Jack Myers
Fuck off beta orbiter! I have friends in real life
Daniel Thomas
Guess you learned to not discuss about oat meals with girls. Wtf man.
Luis Adams
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Logan Murphy
>end up talking about oatmeal and protein for 10 agonizing minutes
As hard as I laughed at this I know I'd do much worse
Jacob Rogers
Kek. I've done the same thing. > A girl I've ha a crush on for years tells me I should help her work out > Spill spaghetti > say "Why? You look fine" Realized what she was trying to do later and wanted to kill myself. According to a friend, she had tried to hang out with me multiple times before, but I was too autismo to notice.
Joshua Brooks
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Ryder Gray
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Easton Nelson
I can't even laugh because a girl just told me she was playing with toys in the bathtub and I thought she meant like a rubber duck and went on and on about old bathtub toys I used to have and she eventually just said "good night"
What the fuck is wrong with me
Aaron Martinez
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Ryan Russell
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Oliver Peterson
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Adam Smith
fucking kek
Jason Perez
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Aiden Ward
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Brayden Sullivan
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE!
Elijah Jenkins
>at gym foam rolling out muh quads >usually do my stretching/foam rolling in an isolated cardio room to the side so i don't have to hump the foam roller in the middle of the gym like an autist >qt goes out of her way to sit next to me and start foam rolling too >i was just finishing up so i grab my foam roller and head out to the rack >realize it looks like i left because she sat down >turn to her and say "I WAS DONE ANYWAY" and quickly walk away
does the ride ever end?
Jace Smith
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Cameron Green
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Michael Nelson
The key is to lift enough to reach the point that you become so self-obsessed and narcissistic that females confuse it for genuine disinterest in them and abundance mentality.
It works until they get to know you and realise you're a total loser
Isaac Richardson
>you're pretty fit, do you go to the gym a lot?
No, I'm just a lucky guy.
Blake Powell
Kek
I know this may may
Lincoln Rogers
Top Kek
William Ramirez
Banana faggot fix it
Carter Taylor
Jesus
Colton Gutierrez
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Jace Ross
thought i was the only one...
Dominic Jones
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Justin Harris
FUCK OFF BETA ORBITER! I HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE
Lincoln Torres
audibly kek'd
Anthony Walker
If I can give you one advice, it's to get out of Veeky Forums. Veeky Forums are retards and have a twisted view of the world, with their "alpha" talk and their fake adopted narcissism. If you let stuff from Veeky Forums carry into your everyday life (excel sheets, holy fuck) you're going to be a loser. Browse Veeky Forums for the lulz and laugh at retards like yourself, but don't be one.
Brayden Martinez
>be me in college >sit next to hot bio student in physics class all semester >"how do you have time to workout while taking so many hard classes user??" >"w-well I guess it just takes discipline" >near the end of year: "user, you should come over sometime, we can study for the final together" >"N-no thanks, I think I already understand the material"