Excuse moi monsieur, where did you say you were from?

>Excuse moi monsieur, where did you say you were from?

I am from Vienna, sir. Imperial seat of the Holy Roman Empire.

Organ County, California

ooo, What's it like?

The... what? What country did you say?

You should take a trip down to So Cal and just chillax, mang.

Is the food good? Are the people nice?

Prussia

The girls are green and the grass is pretty.

Vienna, sir. I'm a page at the Holy Roman Emperor's court.

Northern New Mexico. It's pretty nice - the scenery is beautiful, it's not too crowded or expensive, and the chile is great.

A place of whiskey, folk music, and sadly, child trafficking.

Kentucky?

That'd be bourbon land lad. Good guess though. Close by.

Oregon, sir. But my maternal relatives are from Bavaria. And my paternal ancestors from Mongolia.

Africa.

Tennessee then? I'm from Kentucky, you see. Half the time we just refer to bourbon as plain whiskey.

Tennessee ewwww

That's kind of Portland, nowadays.

Turkey you wh*te subhuman!

Right yeah I figured, you got it though

Hey fuck you faggot fight me irl scrub. Where are you from anyways?

lmao oh that's sad. I've got to find new descriptions then

Did you just say the Holy... Roman... Empire?!