If you are a teenager, how many calories approximately does losing your virginity burn of f????????

If you are a teenager, how many calories approximately does losing your virginity burn of f????????

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Depends on whether or not your hymen was already broken.

like 200

> bull.webm
> twink asian
> having that saved on your computer
> posting it on a blue board

not much. you won't last very long your first time.

When will this meme die.
I literally couldnt cum the first 3 times.

>he fell for the condom meme
Hate to break it to you but condom-sex is no better than using your hand.

>meme
Not everyone's gay, user.

>condom meme
how the aids treating you user?

It's not because I don't fuck gay men and niggers unlike you faggot.

>getting HIV from sex
Are you proud of being gay user?

most of us are actually attracted to the girl and excited to be having sex, so it ends within 10 minutes.

took me almost 30 mins, but she was a big'un.

>HIV is only transmitted from gay men

Are you pretending to be retarded?

Unless you fuck a woman who has fucked niggers or gay men you have a nearly 0% chance of getting HIV. I bet you wear a seat belt faggot.

>blue board
enjoy your ban

I guess they don't teach sex ed in american, or any form of education really.

how the herpes, gonorrhea and chlamydia treating you user?

why are you falling for the bait, you fucking retard? Stop replying to him.

I w-wear a seat belt user. pls no bully

...

is that rich chigga?

>I was only pretending to be retarded!

>having sex with whores
How's being a manwhore treating you friendo?
>MOVING THE FUCKING GOALPOSTS FROM HIV TO STDS IN GENERAL
haha what a shit cunt

i'm not even that guy you were arguing with...

that guy might have been pretending, but you sure aren't.

Sauce?

probably an extra 50 calories an hour judging by that low test asian cuck.

That was cringe sex, wtf was that?

>tfw my dick hasn't been that hard in years

FUUUUUUUUUCK WHEN WILL SOMEONE JUST FUCKING KILL ME I HATE LIVING LIKE THIS

I lasted about 3 seconds the first time. If I don't have sex in awhile I reset to being like around a minute at most.

she wasn't wet enough, so it hurt her.

i actually know that feel. my gf gets horny sometimes but stays dry, and other times she gets wet as fuck but not actually horny. it can be weird, but probably depends on her period cycle.

You know they sell this stuff called "silicone based personal lubricant" right user?

>having sex with whores
are you implying non-whores can't have HIV?
>moving goal posts
more like making my argument better by showing how retarded having sex without a condom is.

See you at the clinic, oh wait....

every dumb post isn't bait

>implying I have sexual relations with any person other than my gf who was a virgin the first time I fucked her (I did a visual inspection of her hymen breh I know 100% she was a virgin)
>implying that I am a manwhore degenerate like you who fucks busted up damaged goods
haha what a shit cunt mate

yeah i prefer not to force it, if it doesn't come naturally. sex isn't that great anyway, so i don't care if i go a couple days without

First few times for me was a sexy cute prime teen who I had very strong feelings for. I fapped to her for a good two years before we fucked. I think all that fapping ruined my dick because the first few times with her would take me almost an hour to cum. That was with fast hard pounding. She used to ask me if we could take a break and I'm like fuck no I deathgripped my dick so much that I didn't want to risk it not getting back up.

I'll save the day!

underage b&

Bls this

Good job, proud of you for advocating non-condom use for people who don't have a long term monogamous relationship.

fucking shit cunt

i seriously fucking hate shit like this too. #1 for hate against amateur porn is they are literally amateurs.

he didn't say that he doesn't have lube or that his sex life is suffering

Lost it at the corn on the cob.

Enjoy gay sex shit cunt.

i had this once. i think he even creampies in her from behind, decent video.

One day, you'll learn to utilize commas.

It's going to be great, I promise you

this vid makes me not wanna have sex

HAHAH TINY DICK ASIAN LANKLET GETS MORE PUSSY THAN Veeky Forums

>using commas
>on a neoastrian funposting sweater clique
enjoy gay sex shitcunt

also your use of commas is superfluous shit cunt

no u

clever

th-that is t-tiny?

If you're a professional porn actor, yes.

dudes packin a solid 4.5 incher not sure what hes talkin about

>chides another user for their use of commas
>incorrectly uses a comma

You tried.

inb4 idiotic claim that you can totally use a comma to join two independent clauses without a conjunction.

low end of avg length
bit skinny

but also, as has been posted a couple times now recently...howlongismyschlong.com/

>mate
underage

M O D S
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A fucking hour. This shit has been up for a fucking hour. On a goddamn blue board

sauce?

Omg just forward it to your manager already if you hate your job enough to browse Veeky Forums on the clock

>Implying I have a job

What the fuck is wrong with you

Who cares Veeky Forums used to have porn posted all the time and nobody ever cared, nor should they. The fuck is wrong with you people coming here expecting not to see naked people.

It's sex ed, not porn.