We're at the beach user, why is your shirt on? don't you have a six pack?

>we're at the beach user, why is your shirt on? don't you have a six pack?

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>yeah we are, bitch. Why aren't you giving me head?

Lol no I have functional strength
>deadlift girl

saggy tits

Have you only ever seen fake tits irl?
her tits are hot as fuck

>skinny girl with very large breasts
I want one of these so bad

alpha

How about you find out for yourself?

>tfw they are hidden under the last tiny layer of fat I cannot get rid of.

>>tfw they are hidden under the last tiny layer of fat I cannot get rid of.
do you do Scooby's rotisserie?

So get one?
Girls with big tits are everywhere, girls with nice asses though...damn son

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Jesus fucking christ she's hot

what? my english/Veeky Forums-meme level is not that good.

I do, actually working on my eight pack. Want me to flex?

Wot? There are tons of sluts in the gyms now, doing squats and meme glute workouts. Anyone can build a nice ass, only the genetically blessed can have nice tits.

No, ive seen girls who work out alot and still have a shitty ass. You need good ass genetics to have a good one
Sure but fuck me if there arent tons of girls walking around with big jugs

Although to be fair, a cute face is probably the most important feature a chick can have
Asses can be improved through training and tits can be enlarged but a busted face can never be saved

This. Finding a nice ass is easy. big tits on a skinny girl will always be rare

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I actually wear a shirt at the beach becasue i don't want to be that guy walking around showing off.

>no one actually talks like this.
>"i know, I just wanted to distract you from what's to come"
>huh
>brRRRARARAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFTTFTFTFTSFTFFTFFTTTTTTT

Those girls have shitty asses because they don't train right.

I agree that face > all.

>of course I do babe

Takes off shirt

>but enough about me, didnt you say your 14 year old sister was gonna join us?

kek

My abs are hidden by my ATP ;_;