My family just staged an intervention about my "obvious steroid abuse"...

You can't tell because well over 99% of roiders are super dyel as fuck

Most people just too lazy to put in any effort, want to be zyzz mode 2008, so they roid.

Like 1% of people roid to look roided

Benoit them OP

Or you know maybe.. maybe not everyone that's marginally bigger than you are on steroids?

OP tell them you'll prove you're not on anything with a blood test

Post before and after pics.

top kek

>transexual porn addiction intervention

I know that feel

Did they print out the part about you being a cheating faggot?

>does roids
>is either underaged or gets pushed around by parents too long
>has a tranny addiction and is a homo

Why shouldn't you be in therapy? You're obviously fucked in the head and a raging literal faggot.

op is fuct

When I was 17 my parents hid the creatine because they thought it was making me angrier. This was around the same time that creatine was peaking being memed as a superhuman steroid on Veeky Forums, so I'm not sure but it's possible that it somehow reached them

A lot of you who are natty and build muscle will encounter this.

Your muscles increase your testosterone and in turn your testosterone makes you more manly. So your personality does change, but it changes for the better. Only if you are surrounded by those who hate strong masculinity, you will find resistance.

I for example would be thrilled to see you become more alpha manly, because that is what this world lacks. And I am a pretty cool person, much more cool than your toxic family members, so keep on going.

Trannies are girls so it's stright

there are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits

Once your penis and butt become feminine then you're a girl

This is how they got wind of it

>once your penis become feminine you're a girl
>penis
>girl

You're gay. Come out of the closet

>young enough to live with his parents
>using roids
>bringing illegal substances under their roof to repay the kindness of them paying your rent

so many questions here

Actual gay guys don't like trannies. It's strictly a straight male fetish. Not gay.

Agreed. Motherfucker lives with his parents and whines that they don't want him using a class 3 drug, which is a felony in the United States, under their roof.

People young enough to live with their parents shouldn't be using steroids, people should respect their parents, people should respect that when you live at somebody else's place you don't commit felonies if they ask you not to. Grandparent poster is trash.

Feels good that parents dont give a fuck. :3

Heh I came home from my first year of college jacked as I started taking care of myself for the first time in my life. My parents kept accusing me of steroids and "diet pills" whatever those are supposed to be.

Of course my parents both weigh 400lbs....

>be fat fuck
>drop thirty pounds
>get a little more confidence
>mom notices
>"user you're not my baby boy anymore, it's like you've changed!"

Worst gains goblin desu

post pic

> be friends with DYEL skinnyfat /mu/tants
> start hitting the gym and taking it seriously
> they flip out, accuse me of overcompensating, being gay, etc.
> wind up losing my close friends of 6 years because I wanted to squat

steroids aren't illegal to use, only distribute
cmon retard try harder

>They made me unlock my computer so they could go through it to make sure I wasn't using anything dangerous. I can't fucking wait to deal with the inevitable transexual porn addiction intervention. NEVER DOWNLOAD PORN ANONS.

>actually unlocking it

top cuck!

Maybe in bongland, but they're illegal to possess in the US without a script.

>get fit
>sister starts mirin
>starts complimenting me and looking/touching my arms

I think she wants to fuck wat do lads

From what I hear steroids don't change your personality, they magnify it.
If you had a tendency to be violent it makes you prone to have roid rage. If you were a chill dude it makes you more chill.
Since you were somewhere in the spectrum it made you develop full blown autism

fuck her

report here

My parents are very encouraging. I don't know what you guy's problems are

fucking kek

Dick her right in the pussy

Wincest that bitch

What the hell are they doing in your room? Be a man.

>What are chromosomes?

that's bait

Take a drug test for roids and then tell them to fuck off

how old are you dude

Cant they just do a blood test to see if youre really on roids?

>can't they just be rational
Obviously they can't, because they're retarded

hahaha youre pinning while you cant afford your own place hahaha I hope your test levels never recover, no pct can truly get your natural levels back

>They are making me attend therapy and go to rehab for a problem I don't even fucking have. Fucking normie pieces of shit. They made me unlock my computer so they could go through it to make sure I wasn't using anything dangerous. I can't fucking wait to deal with the inevitable transexual porn addiction intervention. NEVER DOWNLOAD PORN ANONS.
You don't have to do anything they say. Tell them no, stand you're ground, walk away if you have to
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_parent
>reddit.com/r/raisedbynarcissists/
Also these. Bottom ones cringey but has good points as well
>returnofkings.com/73128/many-of-you-can-ignore-the-5th-commandment
>ericolon.wordpress.com/2014/02/08/kids-dont-owe-their-parents-jack-shit/

OP lives with his parents. Was probably a "do what we say or get out of this house" situation

>"Now, user. I took notice to some serious muscles you're getting! But, I think you're doing this illegitimately. I'm having some products on watch such as your... Cre-atine? And your BC double As, because I'm under suspicion that these are over the counter steroids."

OP if you are over 18 you need to move out, because they won't respect your privacy, ever. if you are undder 18, GTFO and B&

Show them this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RD_44xEEDjU

topkek

sometimes it scares me how little the media fact checks

give her the dick
t. rene descartes

ITT: Millennial Parents

It's no news that your mother's a state-wide psycho slut and papa's a rolling stone that's been cucked to hell and beyond.

But at least trump daddy still in office

Don't listen to the hicks under me

slug her real hard in the face with a brick

Hooligans.

The fuck all of you and your slut mothers

Also, personal question to my Veeky Forums niggas

Does there ever reach a point where Family/Siblins (young-old) get saliva-tingly horny for you if you reach a certain sex-appeal point?

R-P long story short:

>Parents feel royally cucked out of kid acheiving something they couldn't cuz murrica'
>Create problems when they can't see the tomato in the mirror

Or some shit like that

Women are here to fuck. So stick you dick in your hawt sister. Incest belongs in the Family!

Im fucking dying senpai

Maybe you should tell them that you recognize they're concerned and that you want to make them feel better, but that you don't take steroids?

Unless you do take steroids.

Isn't there a test you can do to prove it?

> they made me unlock my computer
how, gun to your head?
Lmao when told you to unlock it and you did it like a whipped good little boy.
Shoulda refused, loss of computer better than parents finding your a trans fetish faggot.
You'll never make it out of that family or house, best to just an hero your way out.

Make you? How much of a bitch are you?

Lol a bunch of you have terrible parents. Leave as soon as possible kids

Parents are generally useless. They feed you a shitty diet, ignore you and treat you like shit and wonder "where it all went wrong" when you become a maladapted, autistic, beta who can't speak to the cashier without suttering like a freak

> over the counter steroids
> bad

> the amount of posters still living with parents

I don't know why I ever believed Veeky Forums was anything other than DYEL 16yos spouting memes

OP post pictures plz I'm curious

>entire squad of us 6 close friends from school were skinny, beta nerds
>4 out of 6 of us have all started working out and getting big, the remaining two have nothing but positive things to say about our habits
>we're all still in touch despite being in different states/countries, keep each other updated on progress, talk about Jojo and laugh at idiots from our high school days

Feels great man

raised by narcissists is a cult of sooks, don't link it here

Pls be true

>roiding for this

What happened

>creatine
>super human steroid

Lmaoing so hard at this

> chilling in the blissful void of nonexistance
> ripped from this realm because two people want a child
> implying they don't owe you a place to live at least until you can provide for yourself in exchange for taking you from the bliss of nonexistance

I can see where they are coming from, you seem kinda angry

try fatshaming their deathfat mod, seaturtlescanfly, it'll be fun.

Kill them all and take their land.

You are so retarded. If you aren't roofing why didn't you just call em on their shit and take a big ol' piss in your dad's favorite coffee mug right in their faces and say
>There test it then you salty ass jelly monsters.
That's what I woulda done tbqh. You're fucked on the porn tho.

>Roiding not roofing
Is there a worse invention than autocorrect?

You probably just make them self conscious about their unhealthy lifestyles

Have worked at rehab and mental health centers both, can confirm there is no rage like a doctor being forced to shut down somebody's idiot theory about what's "really" going on with a family member. And yes, I have seen them take actual legal action before.

Any stories stand out in particular?

You know Dom is satire right? And this video is strongly anti-steriods?

That feel hits me more and more, and these are the faceless idiots trying to give advice....

Ask them to pay for your drug test and next month's protein if you're clear

One time a mother brought in her 14 year old son for sex addiction because she caught him touching his dogs dick.

>Hugh Woatmeigh
>hooked on creatine
>taking creatine to drown his sorrows

I don't even.... now this is trolling at its finest

Do this. It can't hurt if you're natty, and it gives your folks the peace of mind.

I actually said that verbatim to my mum when she accused me of roiding. I'm a skelly manlet still and had only gained 15kg from Auschwitz mode. When she asked for clarification I let her know that if I roided I'd probably be a lot bigger as it would be easier due to my manlet status. That I said that with such authority worried her that I had investigated. But well, better to investigate and say no than succumb to my crippling body dysmorphia and say yes.

This.

A lot of these kids here blasting test or cruising on TRT does because "MUH LOW LEVELS" (i.e. not addressing the shit lifestyle you have) are going to be in for a rude awakening once they hit 35 and are now infertile because of it.

Bodybuilders of old had the sense to blast anabolics rather than androgens. This gerenation of roiders and HGH users are going to be fucked come their sixties.

P.S.

Tranny is gay, faggot.

This is exactly me. They're literally the only people I can truly be myself around. I'm so glad we're still close.

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