>Enter the gym

>Enter gym
>Alt/Underground metal
I love untamed strength

Gym unironically plays "Everything is awesome" from the Lego movie.

>enter gym
>THE EXES AND THE OH-OH-OHS THEY HAUNT ME

Same. They've been playing top40 shit on radio since new years. They used to blast some obscure house/trance mixes which wasn't really motivating but at least was enjoyable.

They have gyms in autism prisons?

>Enter Gym
>Hear the same 5 shitty pop songs in an endless loop that have been playing since the gym opened

>Now I run the game got the whole world talkin', King Kunta
>Everybody wanna cut the legs off him, Kunta

>enter gym
>not hear anything because i'm deaf

i'm getting pissed off just thinking about that

>can't hear masculine grunting
why do you lift

Bee gees are GOAT you fag.

>walk into gym
>WELL YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK I'M A WOMAN'S MAN, NO TIME TO TALK

I wish

for the smell of sweaty balls

Because most people at the gym are there to socialize or curl 15lb in between sets of Facebook and instagram x F and they don't need actual motivational music

>enter gym
>I'll never be open again

My gym keeps putting up old music. It's not awful but I can't get into muh lifts with bob dylan singing. I should make a fucking playlist already.
[spoiler]Throw in suggestions you cunts. I listen to literally everything[/spoiler]

>Walk into the gym
>EVERDAY IM SHUFFLING

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking
In the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops
Your heart
You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before
You make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between
The eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to
Strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer
Thriller tonight

>open door
>HOUSE EVERY WEEKEN..
>shut door
>go home

>Enter gym
>I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA

Parkway Drive

I love that song, I play it when I go for prs.

>tfw playing al green and marvin gaye for soulful curlsessions.

>that contraction tho

youtu.be/LlPCaY9SqF8

>enter gym
>I'M A SUCKER FOR PAIN

>Enter the gym

>YEEEEEEEEEEEA BUDDY
>NOTHIN' BUT A PEANUT

>enter gym
>go hard nigga, or go home nigga

>enter gym
>SO HERE I AM

>Enter gym

>the radio host is freestyling again

>enter gym
>news channel on

>enter gym
>I WANNA SEE YOU CRY, BITCH!

>enter gym
>ariana grande and nikki minaj "side to side" song is playing

It never fails to play twice while im there, such a shitty song

>WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

>enter gym
>and for that reason i'm out

Dope d.o.d.

kek

> enter gym
> DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE A SAUSAGE

>enter gym
>FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

i love my gym

thats what i thought as well brother but its not beegees, its a calvin harris track w the same name

damn that's cool
I'm jelly

>walk into gym
>SO BABY PULL MR CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

>enter gym
>I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Enter gym
>I LOVE YOU JEEEEEEUSSSS CHRISSSST

>coming home from the gym with my brother
>he starts playing Neutral Milk Hotel in the car

Not entirely certain what he meant by this

>enter gym
>OCEAN MAN, TAKE ME BY THE HAND

The DJ Snake version of this absolutely slams and I say this as someone who hates 99% of EDM

The one instance where his chopped and pitched vocal gimmick actually works.

>enter gym
>song ends abruptly
>porn moaning

Someone got fired that day

>go to gym
>it's late at night and only a few black people are there
>manager blasts classic hip-hop over PA
>people start rapping lines and hyping each other in between reps
Actually pretty fun

>enter gym
>no music

>tfw my gym blasts linkin park
>I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
makes me giggle like a retard every time

>enter Veeky Forums
>it's this shitpost again

>enter the gym
>horrible soulless rap music playing, i.e Rick Ross
>put earbuds on
>this shit is blaring so hard I can't even barely listen to my music

>wybuch

How deep is your love,
How deep is your love
I really mean to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I want to go to your gym if this was the case.

>was just thinking this song

this actually happened to me today.

>enter gym
>hear this

youtube.com/watch?v=RIGMGIIRi4Y

>leave gym

fuck you

>enter gym
>I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' STARBOY

>enter gym
>BABY, THIS IS WHAT YOU CAME FOR

>Enter gym
>UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

fuck yeah came in to post this but you beat me to and ting

I'd be cool with this.

>enter gym
>CRAWWWLIIINGGG INNN MYY SKINNNNN

that shit was trash, but just the novelty factor made it better than the regular shit.

also:
>not having earbuds in for everything except socializing and deadlifting

don't worry user, the song is stuck in my head tioo

FUCK

>enter gym
>OH OH OH O'REILLY

>walk into gym
>AND I KNOW WHEN DAT HOTLINE BLING

>enter the gym
>THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EEEEEVER LOOOOOOOVED WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HERRRR AAYYYYYYYYS

the greatest by Sia is a pretty good gym radio song tbqh

>enter gym
>Run, Live to fly fly to live
>Aces High

>accidently ATG during squat when I didn't intend to
>stuck there for 3-4 seconds
>"What doesn't kill you makes you STRONGER"
>finish rep perfectly in synch as it says stronger
Felt good man.

>enter gym
>SAYY HELLO TO HEAVENNN
nice, best gym staff today

>Enter gym
>Ineedya Ineedya Ineedya Ineedya Ineedya right now, I need ya right now

is that the band with the feminine dude who has crazy blown out black hair
hes trying to tell you something desu

at work we have to listen to the local radio station all day. Must've heard this 35 times in one week

>enter gym
>no music is playing because i'm at the YMCA

I don't know if you're joking but this actually happened today

>THESE NIGGAS CAN'T HOLD ME BACK
>THESE NIGGAS CAN'T HOLD ME BACK
>THESE HOES CAN'T HOLD ME BACK
>THESE HOES CAN'T HOLE ME BACK

Jokes on you, my ymca weight room had music, switched gyms, but when I was at ymca

>enter weight room
>it aint me starts playing

I'm just imagining some dude angrily diddlying 5 plates as this song plays

I go to the Y, too.
>always either top 40 bullshit or the same dozen classic rock tracks over and over and over
I always wear earbuds. This is why. They're the new hat, you know. You only take them off for people and places you respect.

>enter gym
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWWWWNNN

>enter gym
>WHATS MY AGE AGAIN

6 AM this morning. playing that stupid shit

>enter gym
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
every fucking time

>enter gym
>hear music
>coming from my own fucking headphones cause im not retarded

>enter gym
>Bill Burr Monday morning podcast
>home gym

Walk into gym.
> IT GOES IT GOES
What would you give for this reality?

>WATCH THIS MADNESS, COLORFUL CHARADE

I never got this. Im not even that autistic and I just do my workout, possibly exchange a quick word with a couple people, and GTFO.

>enter gym
>WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO