Current Snapper Thread

Lel will snaplets ever learn?

dude, that's some freaky sh*t.....

>golly gee

10/10

train symetrical strenght or this will be your ticket to snap city

Poorcrabs have to eat too, no judgement brahs.

U mirin ?

>tfw only look good in clothes

REEEEEEEEEEE get your Big Black Claws out of here!

you train your pathetic nippers while CRAY eats PLANKTON and fucks SNAPSY

Fucking hell, here comes a new meme.

Hey /crust/, I've been eating more, but I've only shed my carapace once in the last year. Tips?

What would you boys do if you saw me on the beach? >=8

>roiding for this

dont forget that first /snip/ of the day!

Kek

Fucking lobster bastards

this thread has me in stitches

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But I'm always sipping. We live underwater.

>shecrab

Please be from Pacific Ocean
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Are resistance bands a meme? I bought some for this migration, but I'm not seeing any results.

Afraid so, snapper

Why would you post the short version? It's missing that legendary final rep.

>He doesn't live in cold water climates to raise his test

Never gonna make it to breeding season

You surimis better not skip snip day

>tfw no matter how much you train you will always be a crawdad
I think about cooking myself every day.

Oh fuck off Mr superior back genetics

I know that feel

I stopped caring and became fabulous instead

>falling for the Rippetide meme
It's all about the SHELL

>he thinks being Veeky Forums will make up for being a crawdad
They will never learn.

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>training for years
>power snaps, deadsnaps, reverse snaps, the works
>my one goal is to participate in the Snap City snapper competition
>begin molting
>fuck not now
>lose all aesthetics
>laughed out of Snap City
Never make gains too quickly, you gotta plan your molts. Learned that the hard way.

>skuttle into the gym
>CAN'T KEEP MY SNIPS TO MYSELF (UH AHH UH AHH)

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this is now a fictional goal body thread
>pic related

Kek

>2 SCOOPS CMON

>2 scoops
I hope you meant 2 bottles, lightweight SNIPLET

I bet you can't even name fifty different shades of red lipstick

How can I grow my legs for them scuttle gains? Do I need to shed more often?

>tfw you will never be as fast as them hermits

mfw NEET and don't ever leave home

>tfw one year old
>still living in basement of parents shell

Help me, /Hermit/ Bros

>lmao1pencil
does he even snap

GAS THE MUDCRABS, SHELL WAR NOW
we /schnippen schnappen/ now

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CRUST

I cannot.

I remember making this back when crabbrah first popped up

obvious juicing

>tfw you'll never be as ripped as crabbrah
why live?

good form crabber

kek'd/10

daddy? one day i will make it brah

>tfw you'll never have a high test human qt3.14 gf

check that chest, is the pale underbelly aesthetics?

/lobster/ masterrace reporting in. How can carblets even compete? Your double hit probably weak as fuck mane

I lift for crabby-chan

HOLY SHIT SAM SHELL DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADCRAB

Shell is weak, star on head like faggot christmas tree, i'd beat your ass out of the den to lay my eggs there like a true alpha

snappetoe claims another victim

>winking like a true faggot
Lmao what you hidin in those weak af claws? Is Vegeta sitting in there, waiting to travel to earth or wot m8? Look blunt af too. Are they only for clapping while I rawcrab your oneitis?

Alright brehs, redpill me: Should I start with Starting Snap or Strong Lobster as a beginner?

>Being this jellyfish of my carapace gains

How can I get fast snipper gains?

>falling for the rippetide meme
No shecrab wants your freakish claws

Remember brahs eat paleo for dem longevity gains

good form crabber

>80 replies
My threads discussing actual fitness get 3 replies and then is janitored
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good form crabber

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>tfw havent mated in 3 season

Audibly keked. Also checked

good form crabber

>be me, decent sized crab
>see group of DYEL crawdads scuttle over to do deadsnaps
>starts off with just the bar to practice form
>form is literal mud
>loads up 4 pl8s each side
>grips bar and strains to lift it
>starts spitting obscene amount of bubbles
>finally hear 'pop' and crawdad goes flying back
>both snappers detach and are still gripped onto the bar
>crawdad starts crying
>scuttle over and rip his snappers off the bar and give them to him
>bubble right into his antenna 'feelin snip buddy?'

how can inferior crustaceans compete?
Scorpion eats rats and rattlesnake while crablets and lobstercels eat plankton

ew, tropical snap scum, she really has nothing on
ARCTIC FEM SNAPS
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>being a crab in a bucket
I appreciate your meta meme.

>11:30 PM, shit forgot to take out trash, take trash out barefooted in PJ's to trash can. This monster grabs your big toe.

Coconut crabs have the strongest bite.

>'feelin snip buddy?'

>big lenny as a crab
Get ye gone golem

>mfw this thread

> Answer ad in paper to be on TV. Think to myself it will be a great opportunity to show off my snapper gains. Boy was I wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=-W37TDK6dBM

>meet qt crabette on shore
>molt shell to show off my snap gainz
>wave pheromones in her direction
>she mirin
>comes closer
>wrap claws around her
>remain in this position for 5 days
>she finally molts her shell
>time for snibbedy sex
>mfw "she" has gonopods

good form crabber

kek very nice

Good form crabber

DELET

Does anybody have good grooming advice? I keep shedding hair like crazy

>wanted to show off gains
> not like this

t. Crabhmed