Thanks for taking me to the gym, user

>thanks for taking me to the gym, user
>what were those exercises you wanted to show me?

deepthroat xF

Penis in boipussi x F

*slams on 1plate*

This is the low bar squat

Kind of looks like the 18 year old Twink I fucked today

Go on

Th-that's a lot of iron user. Sure you can take it?

Don't know why it made me kek this hard

Squat Ass to cock for 5 reps of 12

>W-what?! Wouldn't that be... gay?

5 sets*

Not if the penis is feminine

...

What does it mean if i get hard from reading all this?

it means you are aroused by the thought of sexually dominating a young, effeminate man

Fuck lads

this is the only right answer

KEK!

This, dammit fit I'm st8

Homosexuality is not a personal category but a behavioral one. Everyone likes dominating pretty young things.

This.

You're a state?

You better not be South Carolina faggit, because I'm on top of you right now.

>tfw straight as shit when sober
>want to go to the gym shower and suck every dick when i'm high

someone help

Come over to my place and let's get high. I'll give you all the help you could ever need

I am a twink bottom and even I still feel the urge to dominate pretty young things. You guys are totally straight, anons. Don't worry goy