Bald, trimmed or bush?

i'd love to lick that bar after she slides her dirty braphole up and down it

My fiance started doing the landing strip after I told her I liked it. She shaves a little big of hair that grows directly above her vagina too and it keeps the rug burn away when I go down on her. I've convinced a few girls to do and once they figure it out it's the best.

I'm a virgin, but let me tell you my opinion anyway.
I wouldn't mind hair above the vagina, but would rather not encounter it below, on the labia and what not. So landing strip or whatever else in that area, go for it. Just don't let it get out of control.
I'll keep my shit trimmed as well.

Wash your ass you dirty animal.

either trip with clippers first or keep it short enough.

use womans razor or google best razor for asshole and have clean shits and comfy buns forever.

shave with blade parallel to crack to avoid irritation

shave balls at same time

trim hair on ass with electric razor.

use "sensitive skin" foam and hot shower before hand.

feels good man.

farts will sound high protein all the fucking time though so be careful.

>virgin

Opinion on vaginas discarded unless you've gone down on a girl but never actually fucked.

Bald. Everything else is fucking gross and smells and gets in the way when youre trying to work down there.

Im so repulsed by bushes im actually hoping for any anons into that kind of thing to explain themselves.

Because its a massive turn off for me and i make sure to tell girls before we get physical that less is more down there.

>implying I don't

are you so fucking illiterate that you think I don't clean myself because I shave my ass to help me keep my asshole clean?

*TZZZZZZZZZMMMMMMFFFFFFT*

Absolutely untrimmed bush. I like that shit free range but I've never been with a girl who would let it get like that.

9/10 bretty good prother.

you're a fart artist

Bush. That's sexy and confident.

Bald is pedo Muslim tier.

Why do you need other ways to keep it clean if you wash it?
Do you mean you don't wash it after you take a dump, only during your regular showers?

>Bald is pedo Muslim tier.
lolmayooooooo

>washing hair keeps it clean
>it's not cleaner to just not have hair.

I don't think I've ever met anyone who wasn't a teenager who preferred bald.

>styles change and big hair which was sweet in the 70s is no longer cool, even if it's covering your genitals

wow, real neat discovery breh.

Depends on how hot the chick is.

Some girls got to much going on; they need trim/bald.
some girls are bomb ass; not natural, but no need to be bald or over trim.

Cheetahs and Cougars; bush.

You know people in their 20s don't remember the 70s, right?

24 here, whats wrong with bald?

Are you a homosexual?

lmao no, just autistic.

Honestly it depends on the color and texture for me. I prefer trimmed, but am willing to let there be a bit more hair if it's thin or blonde. No full bush, though

I like it bald, the closer the better. The wifey used to get waxed but the ingrown hair got to be too much so now I just shave her. I fucking love going to town on that pussy after a fresh shave. Fuark, now I have to go jerk off.

you sound like a real homosexual.

doesn't matter cause sticking your mouth where dozens of dicks have fucked and came is beta and gay as fuck and i don't do that shit cause im alpha

this board is too autistic

fpbp

I mean fuck we spend hours a week in the gym she can spend 1 hour/month gettin that shit prepped

This is what gymcel autists that only fuck old women cope with.

>Bald is pedo Muslim tier.
This.

It's the female equivalent of having a cut dick.

no u

>It's the female equivalent of having a cut dick.
You mean superior?

Looks ridiculous and trashy. Either remove it all or shave labia/ass and trim the rest.

A landing strip is literally just the pubic hair above the vagina. Everything else is bare you dingus.

???

That's the most embarassingly fucking retarded thing I've ever fucking read.

Like a techno saw?

Don't really have a preference, just as long as its not some hippie dreadlocked unkept bush.

Hair is necessary for hygeine down there. Women who shave everything down there, aside from razor bumps, start getting yeast infections and bacterial vaginosis and bad smells and problems. As long as she keeps it clean and she's healthy, just get used to hair down there. Girl pubes are soft and womanly and sexy anyway

>trashy
It's literally the product of actually taking care of your body, what's trashy about that? And unlike bald it actually looks interesting and not like the pussy of an 11 year old, like you are after.

>ass cheeks begin to seemingly move on their own
*thumpthumpthumpthump*
>strangely enough the cheeks are gently bouncing on the bar when suddenly
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAPAPAPAPINGPINGPINGTHMPTTHMPTTHMPT*
>an enormous wind is passed propelling her forward and a stream of brown fluid coats the bar acting as lubricant as she gently slides down the pole into the pool below and goes for a swim

exactly what I had in mind, gj user

>Being mutilated against your own free will is superior

sure senpai

street fartist

I'll take anything at this point 2bh.

Looks like shitty porn slut tryhard. Either triangle or nothing at all.

trimmed and bush are better, but only eat bald.

what purpose does foreskin serve again?

>list a bunch of objectively false lies that I can verify as being untrue

what advantage does removing foreskin have

>reduced risk of std

circumcision is only a pro with not one single tangible con

my dick is above average in size
stimulation around the circumsized area is very sensitive and pleasurable
no lube used when masturbating ever waste of time

>retarded /b/ meme victims think their low iq posting works on other boards

lol suck a dick retarded

either freshly shaved or trimmed. I don't want stubble ripping up my nose. This made me realise how annoying it had to be to kiss my lazy stubbly ass.

Protects the most sensitive part of your dick.
Keeps it moist and healthy.
Produces extra pheromones.
Produces extra lubrication.
It's fun to play with.
It's more aesthetic.
It's natural.
It's not a jew joke gone wrong.

>list a bunch of objectively false lies that I can verify as being untrue
Nah wew, sadly you will never even glimpse the amount of pleasure you are missing. But it's like talking about colors to a blind man, so why do I care.

Literally the only reason why circumcision is practiced in the US is because Doctor Kellog said it would reduce masturbation by making it unpleasurable. Then the only reason why you're circumcised is because your dad was. Cleanliness and STD prevention don't actually mean anything in the first world where we have access to running no water and condoms.

Why the fuck does that even sound like a good thing to you?

I hope you don't reproduce.

>reduced risk of std
The WHO was taken to task for that lie.
They can't actually claim that it reduces stds anymore or they'll get sued.

Circumcision has no actual positives for anyone and it is seen as a barbaric practice in most places on the planet where it isn't a forced religious practice or is pushed silently but surely by people who think it's a good idea for the populace to have it.

"farts will sound high protein" made my day thank you

Dude, cultures have had no circumcision for thousands of years and we've never heard of cleanliness problems.

you're circumsised right?

>Protects the most sensitive part of your dick
from what? never heard of such a thing in my entire life. you running naked through a thorn bush you retarded cuck
>Keeps it moist and healthy
moist and healthy don't logically follow
my dick head is as lubed as the rest or my body
>Produces extra pheromones
broscience
>Produces extra lubrication
might come in handy when you're forcing yourself on girls eh bitch ass
never had such a problem ever
>It's fun to play with
autism
>It's natural
so is cancer
>It's not a jew joke gone wrong
no but pol/b meme victims like you are

COPE

>i'll just ignore the advice of people who know far better than me and claim it's only for 3rd worlders
lol fucking retards will claim anything to keep their ideals alive

you're a fat retard

le cope

>female genital mutilation is illegal
>male genital mutilation is practiced by Jews and legal

I hope all of you cutfags are (((happy))).

>false equivalency
>my education comes from /b/
t. uncut

I go bald because it feels more smooth and comfy, I think that's the general female consensus.

>he thinks that having part of his body removed at birth without his consent is a good thing

Holy shit literal lmao'ing at your life and the mental gymnastics you must go through to support your parents unethical and ignorant decision to have your dick skin chopped off.

what objective advantage does foreskin have?

>literally none

what disadvantage?

>increased risk of std

you're a cuck. 'nuff said.

>from what? never heard of such a thing in my entire life. you running naked through a thorn bush you retarded cuck
From rubbing against underwear and other things.. Too much rubbing will cause ketonization and will lead to an insensitive glans with tough skin and sexual problems.

>>Keeps it moist and healthy
>moist and healthy don't logically follow
Yeah, it's not like we don't have an entire industry devoted to keeping the eyes moist and healthy.

>my dick head is as lubed as the rest or my body
If you are circumcised...no it is not. Your mushroom tip is as dry as a twig.

>>Produces extra pheromones
>broscience
Actual science. You know the science in the non american text books that actually talk about what the foreskin does and doesn't just say "IT"S COMPLETELY UNNEEDED" and carries on.

>>Produces extra lubrication
>might come in handy when you're forcing yourself on girls eh bitch ass
Actually forcing girls off of the dick after they cum from the built in ribbed for her pleasure action and constant lubrication makes her cum multiple times.

>never had such a problem ever
Well you don't last long enough to have that problem so..you know. I mean, circumcised dudes have problems with lasting a while and ed.

>>It's fun to play with
>autism
No, women like playing with it.

>>It's natural
>so is cancer
So is denial of facts.

>>It's not a jew joke gone wrong
>no but pol/b meme victims like you are
I don't...that kind of thing is all on you guys.
Circumcision has no place in a civilized world and if I had my way I'd force the jews and muslims to stop circumcising and traumatizing their own baby boys.
They deserve a chance at being intact and feeling what nature and god intended. And if they want, they can get circumcised when they have to get their bar mitzvah, become a man in islam or whatever.

>defending Kellogg's this hard.

>provides no benefit

Except it literally does not. It keeps the glands of the penis protected and sensitive, sensitivity which you will lose simply from your penis rubbing against your underwear. Part of you has been taken from you in an unethical procedure preformed at your birth without your consent and you can never have it back.

>STD reduction

Literally does not mean anything in the first world, and is a dubious claim at best.

You're a cuck for accepting and supporting the circumcision of infants. 'nuff said

CUTFAGS

>B T F O
>T
>F
>O

>It's fun to play with.
>It's more aesthetic.
>It's natural.
>It's not a jew joke gone wrong.

>subjective
>subjective
>if natural was ever a conveying argument, go live naked in the woods. that would be most natural
>complete non argument

Don't do that.
Don't play that fucking game.
Anyone with a 6th grade education and basic logic can look at the evidence that they used and be able to tell that it is outright bullshit and clear evidence of them pushing an agenda.

durrrrrrrr hurrrrrr durrrrr

>spotted the triggered Jew dick

It's hilarious when you fags go through mental gymnastics to justify having part of what makes you a man taken away. Cutfags are the real manlets and they will never learn.

The worst way to imagine what's it like for cutfags is to try having a wank but not rubbing your foreskin over your bellend.. this is the ""experience"" for cutfags

Good post.

I'm against cutting but man are you people bad at arguing.

>female
you don't have to be female to not want hair scratching all of your bits.

there's literally no reason to not at least trim the pubes above your junk and shave the pubes on your junk and butt.

Bush doesn't smell if it's washed. If you're bangin and there's friction a little bush makes it a lot more comfortable.

>i can't possibly know what i'm talking about but ill act like the authority
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>brain gymnastics
kek, you don't know what this term means.

Shaving ass crack is so fucking uncomfortable, the left over stumps feel like shit when rubbing on the skin.

What to do?

bald/trimmed

aesthetically I prefer a small bush but I think trimmed is best of both worlds

i shave perpendicular and have no irritation

my trick is dry ass + short strokes + aftershave

BBBRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggg~~~~~~~~

Honestly when i'm with a girl i like her to vary it up
Bald for a few weeks then hair for a few

I like variety

>the left over stumps
shave better, then moisturize.

>i shave perpendicular and have no irritation
up or down?

Aren't there always left over stumps when shaving?
Yes, they are tiny but they are there.

Do you use aftershave then or what?