Veeky Forums pills- side effects

You can only select one.

Blue is a win/win

*green

No worries user I got you

>join nudist colony
>grey pill

How can I lose?

green is win/win

if im already 100% homofag, do i become 200% homofag?

Same

>not taking the Bogpill

PINK

you would only not have acne once the time you spent completely naked surpassed the time you spent clothed, because up until then "normal" would be wherever you usually cover up now.

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HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA
op ur a genius with this edit

>time stops but you have to have a group of indian dyels with you
fucking KEK

Sleep naked and naked anytime at home. That should be majority of the day.

why would anyone want to stop time with the yellow pill? there're already too many minutes in the day

Blue seems like a great reward for the price you pay. You could push the envelope for faster gains. You could literally load up PR diddlylifts every day without fear of snapping your shit.

blue, or purple. purple is good because there are no side effects, it's just that if you sleep enough you get huge gains. vacation/weekend lifting would be amazing

NEET detected

Best gaifu

Orange

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE GIVE ME ORANGE!

Once I have his height, she will love me for sure!

Green pill. Already gay, no down side.

This is the most pathetic and forced meme I have seen in a long time. This is worse than "Dat Boi."

>takes every pill
>becomes 6'10 thicc acne riddled homesexual Indian with a 10 inch penis

> trying to pick up gay men while wearing basketball shorts.
> gallon of milk makes anal impossible for partners
> Useless GF that only steals gains

>take blue pill
>build up to a strong, competitive deadlift
>proceed to take the worst, most horrid, offensively bad form videos and pass it off as my secrets to success
>everyone wonders how the fuck I still even have a back
>they will never know my secret

>frozen in time

all of these suck

combos I've thought of:

>be manlet
>take orange
>swap height with an NBA center of your choice
get tall as fuark and enjoy reading the news about how Andre Drummond ended up in D-League

>only dress up like aztec gods of fitness, I know it doesn't look nor feel well but bear with it
>take grey
>your clothes normally cover your dick and part of your ass
>within a month you look 100% like an aztec god of fitness but with acne on dick
>advertise supplements, acquire money
>cure acne

blue and red are no risk, purple too if you're neet, pink and green are easy to profit from (80% of fit is gay anyway, the rest doesn't do non-Chad exercises)

yellow is by far the worst

>Orange
>Swap dick with 9"x6.5" pornstar
>Follow his twitter to see the reaction
>no downside

You have already entered my, Dio's, World.

The most difficult choice by far.

obviously no. Since you can't become more gay, you won't become more thick. HOMOS BTFO!

Blue. Pretty sure the answers no but if I wear them under my gi can I be inuryproof for martial arts too?

Not that user, but even during my NEET time there was not enough time in a day

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

does orange have to be consensual?

You become straight

Easily blue.

i would take orange and steal a male models face

>trade FFMI with some asshole
orange pill best pill?