Chad eats pizza and crushes puss every night

>Ohio tattoo
>dot for Dayton
loving every laugh

/r9k/ sends its greetings.

>thin crust

This guy knows

It's gross but it removes a lot of calories and carbs. But my point of getting pizza is to get pizza. I'm not eating it every day.

I had a girl leave my house sunday morning after going out only to come back and wake me up with pizza

Lawwdddy i might gf her and stop fucking with these dumb sluts

Stop going after the hot girls, they get ran through more than you think. Meanwhile the slightly less attractive girl with a better personality has had like 3 cocks total and isnt talking to or fucking 6 different guys.

>sunday morning
>wake me up with pizza
>slightly less attractive girl
You mean she's fat?

>Not wanting crunchy pizza

>chad
>those bicep inserts

Lol

There's no other pic that best describes myself than this one

>willlingly indicating you are from Dayton

Why would he do that?

Where's the pineapple?

There is such a thing as too much pinneapple.

Lol those baby wrists and that short bicep insertion.

>3 cocks total
So 3 more than she should have had before meeting me?

I think that's a mole

>tomato sauce soup with cheese

This is unrelated but Pink Season really energizes me for some reason.

literally perfect

Super thin crust, most likely

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can someone id his tattoo? I don't recognize the state, so it's probably one of the shitty ones.

you fucking deep dish faggots are the worst

>Buying soda cracker pizza

>tfw I eat a 20 inch stuffed crust donner pizza (6000 calories) with a side of 16 chicken wings, a large box of onion rings, a cheesecake and some diet dr pepper while on test, tren and dnp with 4 hours of training in the gym and still get fat
>meanwhile chad calls me a lightweight and adds a triple bacon cheeseburger and some double the onion rings and even drinks beer and stays lean even though he only spends 5 minutes in the gym to do selfies then leaves

ITS NOT FAIR BROS!

I jerk off to, are you going to send me to my room mom? GAINS IS GAINS, PUSSY IS PUSSY.

Ohio it looks like

so randum xD

I should name my son Chad just to make you cry babies mad

That bicep insertion sucks. It looks weird as shit desu

>Chad eats pizza while Mike roids and fucks Chad / Stacy and everyones oneitis including their beta orbiters.
>both holes

I bet Veeky Forums can't even spell the word "confidence".

Chad has what you lack.

>Natural Chad
>Girls throw themselves at me
>Years of this
>Feel empty inside
>Never had a real relationship only girls interested in me for my looks

I even do autistic shit like wear kakashi style hoodies. It dont change nothing. They seriously just say things like "wow didnt know a good looking guy like you would be into that." Fuck my life.

sup michael

>They seriously just say things like "wow didnt know a good looking guy like you would be into that."
>Not answering with "You should see my scat porn collection."

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konfidunce brah

t. american with no taste

hang yourself

>fat crust for a fat man

Fucking americans make me sick

I seriously know a guy like you. He's a natural borne chad. He's a HUEG Kingdom Hearts and FF fag, has several cosplays of him as Itachi and Kakashi etc, has. Roxas AND Sephiroth tat, and he rakes in bitches like no tomorrow.

The guy's a huge weeb, turbonerd, and my biggest rival in conpetitive Pokemon. He just happens to be good looking.

chad only eats pizza to pose for ig
chad counts his calories like an autist irl

Also he works out 3 to 5 times a week following a program and tells betas like you he does 'whatever'

>there is nothing between thin crust and deep dish

Are you retarded?

>"betas like you"
...*sigh*

Why is that cat crying? :c

That's pizza, you fucking faggot. Otherwise it's just bread with some cheese and tomato on top. Disgusting.