High T is being able to get turned on by the flattest of bitches. Any fag can get a turned on by an hourglass goddess...

exactly, but we're programmed to impregnate double dd, wide-hipped women. Meaning it takes a high test male to also be go after the less sought after tumblr ironing boards.

10/10 what more do you want. You can buy boobs

High test is fucking anything as long as it doesn't have a bigger penis than you

I'm only interested in women heavier than me

If you're going to look at OP's pic and say "that's gay" then I must conclude that YOU are the one who is gay, and are so deeply in denial about it that you can only admit to being turned on by the most outrageously extreme examples -- either that or you've fapped to so much porn that you can't accept what a normal, non-stylized, real-world woman looks like anymore. Woman on OP's pic is FUCKING GORGEOUS, and if you have any problems imagining being balls-deep in her, then I have some serious doubts about YOUR Test levels.

I can jerk off to a fucking postbox mate.

>Any man can get his dick sucked and like it
>It takes a TRUE MAN to suck someone else's dick and LOVE it

face>ass>tits

Prove me wrong, fags.

That's nice. Come back when you actually lose your V-card and tell us how much you enjoy abusing inanimate objects after having the real thing.

Real men: youtube.com/watch?v=RPcDREaxsu8

No. Instead I will say I agree with you

jokes on you, I have 2 kids. Parenthood will teach you to masturbate silently by yourself in the bathroom over anything at hand. It is nearly impossible to keep going with people banging on the door wanting glasses of water & shit, but by god I don't let that stop me.

I'm on 300mg test/ 250mg mast/ 1g tren a week and I think skinny grills are master race. something cute as hell about them it like it activates the part of you that makes you want to protect them because they seem vulnerable.

That being said, a nice ass is still a bonus.

ass>face>tits
A flat ass will NEVER be good no matter what the rest looks like. There has to be something there. Flat tits are acceptable though, just barely barely so though.

High T is being able to get turned on by adolescent girls. Any fag can get turned on by a grown woman, only a real man can appreciate their petite and innocent nature.

>claims to be married with kids
>jacks off in the bathroom
LOL I think what you need is either marriage counseling, or a divorce attorney.
>mfw his wife won't have sex with him anymore
>mfw claims to be married with kids and still comes to Veeky Forums
LOL

Let's see how test you REALLY are faggot!

I got my test tested, 30yo male 374. Feel like shit all the time and the docs happy with that level.... Fml

Agree with all of that. We're also living in different times, we no longer kick the bucket at 40 or 50 you gotta think about longevity. As hot as a thick chick is, you know know she's probably not gonna have the motivation to stay fit or diet after her prime. Skinny chicks age like fine wine.

Don't even worry about it I'm 22 with that same level. Its not an excuse for anything.

come to /fraud/ fuck being low test. find a different doctor or even better a male/anti-aging clinic but they're typically not covered under insurance.

the ass you posted it like a body disorder though not a typical ass that any given girl on the street would have.

Try having sex when your wife is pregnant & the kids is moving around (3 months ish).
Try having sex for 3-6 months+ when they're full of stitches.
Try having sex when there's a baby waking you up all FUCKING night for about 18 months.
Then when they finally do sleep & fuck off out your room, have another kid & start the process again.

Years from now, as you grimly clutch your futuristic phone & try to put the overwhelming financial burdens out of your mind, think of me : D

Medicine is on some major bullshit when it comes to testosterone. At school they taught is the "normal" range was 200-100 ng/dl, which is fucking bullshit. At 200 you'll barely feel like a man and make no fucking gains.

Get on TRT bro, any way you can.

>not hiring a live in au pair to take care of all that shit at night.

I don't have kids but shit I feel like I'd rather adopt at 1-3 years old but I'd be kinda disappointed I didn't spread muh superior genes.

*200-1000 ng/dl

At 30 you should be aiming for 500+ for optimal energy, gainz and mood.

if you're just going to bitch then maybe you shouldn't have had kids

What about handjobs / blowjobs?

>not a typical ass that any given girl on the street would have.
if you related it to breast size
the smallest you ever really see is an a cup whereas the ass was more of a zero cup.

>implying I'm not older than you are (yes, I am)
LOL still sounds to me like you're on the way to either couples therapy or his-and-hers divorce attorneys; you're complaining so much that it's obvious that you're unhappy with your choices in life. Were the kids her idea? Browbeat you into it?

Since your marriage is probably going to end at some point in the near future anyway, you may as well either start seeing prostitutes, or get a girlfriend on the side. At least that's less pathetic than hiding in the bathroom fapping to inanimate objects.

LOL this

From NZ, I don't think I can get the same stuff as you yanks

But I feel like shit all the time

>A hormone that literally dictates how manly you are doesn't matter

Yeah, no, you're a fucking retard. Low test literally turns you into a huge bitch and kills your gains, both social and physical.

That's what the doc said (twice) oh yeah your in the normal range of 200-1000 so all fine......

Crazy idea, but have you tried:
>LIFTING
>EATING
>SLEEPING
??????????????

Fuck knows how much a live in would be - day nannies are about £30k a year, which in theory I could pay, but wife is actually happy looking after kids & we're actually a few months out from what I described.

Spread you genes or no seat for you:

"These public processions of the maidens, and their appearing naked in their exercises and dancings, were incitements to marriage, operating upon the young with the rigour and certainty, as Plato says, of love, if not of mathematics. But besides all this, to promote it yet more effectually, those who continued bachelors were in a degree disfranchised by law; for they were excluded from the sight those public processions in which the young men and maidens danced naked, and, in winter-time, the officers compelled them to march naked themselves round the marketplace, singing as they went a certain song to their own disgrace, that they justly suffered this punishment for disobeying the laws. Moreover, they were denied that respect and observance which the younger men paid their elders; and no man, for example, found fault with what was said to Dercyllidas, though so eminent a commander; upon whose approach one day, a young man, instead of rising, retained his seat, remarking, "No child of yours will make room for me." "

Have been doing that all for 14-15 months. Was tied of low gains(if fucking any at all) no sex drive etc etc. That's why I went and got tested

It's just the reality mate. It's fine. All men go through it. Your dad went through it. His dad went through it. It's just the poor bastards didn't have phones & /gif.

These test threads are fucking hilarious when you're out the otherside. But do carry on worrying if masturbating over a photograph of xyz girl makes you gay.

The difference between someone with 370 test and someone with like 700 is so fucking marginal that you wouldn't even feel it.

I'm late 30s as you ask.

>At least that's less pathetic than hiding in the bathroom fapping to inanimate objects.

Eheheheheheh! Fucking KEK. You are clueless mate. Have another one on me. It's a dirty 2 slot.

how long do you think you can live off them?

>late 30s
t. manchild

200 is normal for a bedridden 70 year old man.
This is pure unadulterated bullshit. The difference is night and day. You need to find a doctor who knows his shit about testosterone and get on TRT ASAP.

Well I find a good blowjob to be very satisfying. Beats wanking to random shit in my book.

No, the difference is literally nothing.

But hey, I'm sure you know more than docs with 30 years of experience working with blood tests and men of all age groups literally all day.

I am not the guy with 370 test by the way.

I'm shitting you mate. I've never even seen a pussy.

Have you tried wanking to random shit though?

Flat girls are for pedos.

Doctors are generally shockingly ignorant when it comes to testosterone levels and it's effects.

Test any high level athlete and you'll find they all have high testosterone levels. It wouldn't be so if the difference was "nothing"

I'd say ass=face>tits

a girl with no ass or an ugly face is a no go

They work their entire life with trying to increase their client's life quality.
They work with highly successful businessmen that have completely depleted testosterone levels from aging as well as massive work.

A huge part of their fucking jobs revolves around testosterone levels and other blood level factors.
Their entire reputation and success depends on whether or not they can increase the life quality of their clients.

They know their shit incredibly well and most of them dedicate their entire life to continuous self-study.

this
even if it's a small butt, if it's got form, it's infinitely better than flat and gross

If they're endocrinologists, they would know their shit and never claim that there's no difference between 370 ng/dl and 700 ng/dl.

Aging men who get on TRT are usually prescribed 200 mg s every 10 days, which puts their test levels easily higher than 370 ng/dl.

THINNN

>he's not attracted to this

what're you, gay?

MODS

Not red enough.

Find a flaw

It's a trap

It isn't a postbox.

Logic of user

>I think that teosterone makes me selective of what I want to have sex with. I refuse to even think of a world in which I'm so full of testosterone that I have a burning rage to pile drive anything I see directly onto my dick. I think it's being low test to reap a path of destruction and coitus like a enraged dildo-horned bull.

You'll regret it when you're balls deep in a postie pillar.

I said flaw.

>benis

...

I had my test levels tested and they came back at 641ng/dl which my Dr. said was quite good. Is she saying that so I dont pursue other Drs or is that decent?

More?

She's hitting on you obviously

Gayyy

she is a little cougar, fampai

I'm really really high test!

someone post all the comments by jealous uggos saying she's not attractive because her tits aren't big enough and she's not a wide load

I bet that girl would look like an avatar standing next to you

Prime example of low test

What does "ass guy" and "tits guy" actually means? I see it a lot and hear it in real life. I always guessed its the preference but its kind of a weird statement. If a guy says he's a tits guy when asked about it, does that mean he prefers big or small boobs? And does that mean he doesnt care if the girl has a fatass or is skinny?

Pls respond

Tits men and Ass men appreciate and love tits and ass respectively.

Size oft doesn't matter to true tit and ass connosieurs.
Look, shape, feel, taste, smell, and how sensitive she is when she's touched and how she feels about her tits or ass.
Those are what those men seek.
Nearly all men are simply set off by a huge set of knockers and or a phat donk. But true lovers of tits or ass see that size as one aspect of tits or ass.

There you go.

Ok man

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>not being naturally attracted to fertile, healthy females

just off yourself m8

>Any fag can get a turned on by an hourglass goddess
This is true.
>only real men like the skinny ones.
Liking them is fine sure, but having a preference for objectively less attractive women is not what being a man is about.

How to increase testosterone?

eat your own cum

Fuck, I've been feeding it all to your mum. Guess I'll have to start sucking it out of, after I creampie her

hope that rotten pussy tastes good, boyo :^)

Oh so you've tasted it already? Thanks for the warning

anyone else like really petit girls? you almost get the feeling you could fuck them to actual death and that's hot

Yes, I'm super turned on by short slim women. They also seem to have more energy

Thats true, the high test meme makes no sense

Men look for wide hips and big boobs/ass for short term partners because it shows sexual maternity/wide hips=child bearing. For long terms partners face aesthetic are way more important than body.

True high test would be wanting to fuck a chick who has no body AND a busted face

Dmn u just got fookin rekt
enough Internet for u today try again tomorrow

*maturity, not maternity

That's also why women like Chads as short term partners/hook ups

Reminder that this is what real men want. He's six ft 3 and trained in hand-to-hand combat.

>2017
>attracted to heffers with insulin resistance
>unidentifiable blobs swinging off them