Veeky Forums cringe thread

does actually nobody have the jeff seid baking cookies video?

that's crazy depressing

any 1 ha ve the vid of where the guy is doing a deadlift form check and the guys in the background are doing silly stuff??

i know, it's fucking incredible nobody ever saved a copy

The fuck?

It gets hot as fuck at festivals, everyone takes their shirts off by the end, I hate this meme

>Bell's whiskey
>dropped
If that negro can afford a decent cigar, he shouldn't be drinking blended non-Scotch or Irish whiskey, fucking degenerate.

This is just a guy having fun, nothing cringe about it

this guy never fails to crack me up

Love this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

Just try to listen to it.

why does Veeky Forums hates crossfit ?

Is the first faggot in this video the "kingdom hearts shoes" meme??

because its shit

nvm, i finished watched the video. Fuckin cringed

youtube.com/watch?v=8Bp16H4rSLw

motivating as fuck

just jump further why you need weights for bounds tho ?

Skelly arms?
Check
Gay ass Haircut?
Check?
Some trap pseudo motivational beat?
Check

jesus
is this bait?

I'm dying what the fuck

holy fuck this is pure delusion

was he even squatting/benching 1 plate?

TOP FUCKING KEK

I could bench this guy

For the life of me, I can't understand the appeal of clubs, parties, raves, etc.

>skyline owners

wtf they would be perfect for gay amateur porn. too bad they are not czech

t.DYEL

delusional

For a very, very long time it was a marketing meme led by a fat guy that attracted and encouraged a lot of really stupid people to do really stupid things. Over time the natural course of things have weeded out a lot of the real numbnuts and brought some attention to the few "coaches" who actually know their shit so it's slowly getting better, but its still mostly a marketing meme led by a fat guy.

That looks pretty fun

>Himmler haircut
Not saying I'd break his nose but I'd get the nose breaker ready

this one always gets me

God I want to punch him so hard

>On accutane
>Finishing my workout but my lips are dry as fuck, can barely open my mouth because the sides are cut
>Have some vaseline in car
>Ohwell.jpg
>Walking by front desk
>Want to say "Have a good afternoon"
>"Have a goo- f-f"
>fucking lips aren't letting me speak
>decide to change it mid sentence and start over
>"goo- goo- aft-"
>scoff and rub my mouth
>person at front desk is looking at me wide-eyed
>mfw walking to my car

Haven't seen the guy at the front desk again, maybe he thought I cursed him in some pagan language. Kek.

>le cookies are ready was 4 years ago

End it all

...

>GOO FUH FUH!
>GOO GOO AFT!
well fuck this job I'm not getting murdered by some autist who can't talk besides screaming LIGHTWEIGHT BABYYYY during his workouts.

WITNESS ME

>1.78m
>60kg
>BMI just under 19
>I'm fucking Zyzz brah.

I haven't seen anything this funny on Veeky Forums for a while.

i used to do it, my coach was a bro and I learned to lift there, but I left because I just wanted to lift and not have to do 50 burpees, 100 pushups and 200 wall ball bullshit any more

youtube.com/watch?v=xtkFbWzyn0g

end ruined it SO hard

1/3

2/3

3/3

>average/fit/izen.png

This is the funniest post on Veeky Forums I have seen in the the past 3 or 4 years.

whyyy the fuck does he wear a belt for squatting that kek

Please give me more, my sides are about to leave orbit

tfw I only came here to naudipost

>cut as a thanksgiving turkey
>if you asked to see me naked you would see a hero
>mfw

wait, when he said that he deadlifted 560 pounds, did he mean 560 pounds on the bar, because thats pretty impressive imo

just saw this film yesterday

this dude has played too much Pitfall

as apposed to what?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ri5Gjb_deR8

holy fuck the cringe and the way he walks around thinking he is hot shit, traditional skelly manlet

80lbs 7 times lmao

>that fucking dude in the background

>that instant transition from grin to holy shit face once she starts unloading.
top kek

>201X
>not using a pee plug
fucking dyels

what's up with these guys, why so much autism

>tfw used to act like this unironically

>want to go see Disney's Chimpazee in theaters
>no friends to see it
>decide I'll show up to the theater in a gorilla costume so people will think I'm funny and not a weirdo or something
>go to my attic to get my old gorilla costume
>a beam of light shines upon it as if it were meant to be
>brush off the cob webs and decrepit cat turds
>go to put it on
>it's a little small only reaching to about my elbows and knees but I'm already too committed to quit now
>mom drives me to the theater
>no words are spoken just the occasion giggle from me in the passenger seat
>walk into the lobby of the theater on knuckles like a gorilla walks
>my entrance noticeably startles the qt cashier but then just turns into a blank gaze
>"one ticket for chimpanzee"
>"yeah alright anything else, sir?"
>"do you think I'll see my cousin bobo the chimp in this?"
>"Uh I don't know maybe?"
>"he he...do gorillas get in free?"
>"..."
>"Do...do you get if? Cause I'm seeing Chimpanzee."
>"But your a gorilla."
>"...that's right."
>pause
>"would you like anything else, sir?"
>"uh...do you have bananas?"
>she gives me a blank stare
>long silence
>when I get nervous I get gassy so a fart breaks the silence. I don't know if she heard it or not.
>"Enjoy your film, sir."
>didn't get one laugh must be a tough crowd
>walk into the theater in bewilderment
>sit down too embarassed to even pay attention to the film
>fat kid behind me keeps throwing swedish fish in my fur
>40 minutes in get up and throw his box of swedish fish across the theater
>run to the lobby and wait for my mom to pick me up

what the fuck

youtu.be/tAAAbwEtZRo?t=1m28s
It's real

Can someone please give context on cookies?

Jeff made health cookies or something, scooby made a parody of it, Jeff pays someone to dox scooby causing him to leave fit, Jeff is a babyface faggot who should go.

youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

Is this really sparrow?

...

>if you asked to see me naked you would see a hero
God bless this poor autist

Laffin harder than I should be.

So?
You don't take your shirt off, it's impolite. You don't want to rub against some dude's sweaty body. You want at least fabric of his clothes to seperate you from it.

gym is either his own or this guy got permanently banned i hope? anyway this shit got my sides leaving earth

>cut
>thanksgiving turkey

You don't fuckin understand how hard you made me laugh with that post

He probably got back and shoot everyone, including owner.
Just like he did with all these schools.

dear fucking lord

thank you for this ammo

This guy is mentally challenged. He has to be, because he does so much stupid shit its hilarious.
The whole of the physiotherapy comunity laughs at this guy who thinks functional patterns actually does something.

This gives me the explosiveness and functional strength to catch my phone after dropping it

>babyfacebrah having a 31 inch waist
lol nope

That's how you become a winner.

youtube.com/watch?v=LquOATN4COs

Powerlifters are just pure unintentional cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=FK_LQtc0ALQ

Context is he was mad about picking up a 70lbs trash bag at work and then went into that autistic rant

Good grief!

1. it's cardio
2. it's dangerous
3. it's expensive
4. crossfags are arrogant

>us r diffrent
nice car though

>not doing the triceps shuffle
not gonna make it.

It's dead. Mirror?

Working for me, might be country locked?
>t. American poster