YOUR MOST CRINGEY MOTIVATION

I imagine that there's a reunion with my friends from college, and for unknowable reasons there's a fitness competition, and everyone is surprised by how well I do.

No matter how disappointed I am with falling so behind in life I'm kept happy by the knowledge that the person I once was would be so fucking happy with how far I've come.

I like to eat a lot and dislike being fat

someday I wanna be able to eat pizza every other day without any concern

When Milanaposting was a big deal a couple months ago I got really into the femdom gym concept for a bit. I had just started working out and I thought about it a lot when I was at the gym.

I even wrote a story about it: pastebin.com/GdaZZ9x4

This is the cringiest thing I have done.

I have two main motivations
1. My brother has been stronger, skinnier, more successful than me my whole life. I want to finally get stronger, lower body fat, comparable job.
2. This really cringy guy had been trying to get my girlfriend for far longer than I had known her and was infuriated that I "stole his chance". I already live in a nicer house, have a better job, but he is stronger than me. Next time I see him I want it to be clear to him that he is a complete failure and that I am better than him in every way.

OP was also posted on /pol/ whats happening thats the second thread i see with identical image on pol

I re-watch Gurren Lagann every time I start to lose control and eat trash, or find myself making excuses to not go to the gym. The overall message of never giving up and reaching/surpassing our full potential is what made me start getting Veeky Forums in the first place. I wear a core drill necklace under my shirt most days.

I'm 28.

that's pretty based my man, better than the usual motivational stuff with roid-heads trying to tell you to just try harder and you can do it too

Pic related is Ping Pong the animation, every now and then I rewatch it because it's so inspirational

youtube.com/watch?v=MkZuNGZOgjA

degenerate

I know it's pretty shallow, but I really just want to travel the world and bang a bunch of sluts in different countries while getting attention for being handsome and muscular. Whenever I see videos of these guys who just go and pick up chicks like it's nothing I feel a part of myself die on the inside. Like i know it's possible, and I know I could pull it off, but I don't have the self-confidence to do it.

I got my girlfriend pregnant, which makes things even worse because it's just another excuse to not pursue something that I think would actually make me happy and feel good, no matter how shallow or narcissistic it may be. I'm stuck at this point. But this is the point in my life where I have enough money and cofidence to actually go for it.

>gonna be a dad
JUST

Seriously though put aside that bullshit and raise your kid right.

these faggots

a """friend"""" of mine is stronger than me even though hes literally the stickiest of sticks a nd i want to be stronger than him tbhfh

looking like or Joseph

qts mirin my bod

i dont dare open that

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I train so that I can out alpha all the nerds in my graduate program, and position myself for better research positions and career prospects.

Also professors give you more respect when you are bigger than them.

that's pretty fucking cool

So that I might acquire higher quality women.

Though I know social skills/status/money is most important. But I'm working on that too now.

UFC keeps me motivated

This. Mostly Conor though. Whenever I lose hope, he makes me motivated and optimistic.

Giving visualization and LoA a try. By that I mean, being optimistic AND putting the work in for my desires

I watch American Psycho monthly and unironically want to be Patrick Bateman

Taking my shirt off infront of all my friends GF/Wifey, and watch their reactions

This is actually true... Once you fuck a nympho that does yoga/kegels it's game over. Normal girls just disappoint after that.

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BASED

Have you at least read the book?

>The faggot who wrote this fanfic even screencapped his own revenge-porn story
How AUTISTIC are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=cC2QLorSKss

gattsu

I don't want to end up like my dad...

I'm really trying my best

Sounds like a story, user.

it really pissed me off when Bill regressed to square one. He could have kept at it with the knowledge he gained after he got those douchebags kicked out

Don't know why but this shit is so fucking powerful
youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A

youtube.com/watch?v=HpL8bUDDRQ0

That scene is effing metal as fuck

>Mfw trying to explain her stuff like kegels and vagina tightening excercises while she's like wtf

>listen princess, i like you but you should tighten up your vagina

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Saved for serious motivation.

Jesus christ man

All the time. Sometimes walking into a coffee shop, I imagine for a moment that there's a barbell which nobody can budge but me.

same OP

i'm going to learn this dance

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why are u so insecure bro

This

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This is the shit that's the most motivating to me. Definitely saved for when I think about being lazy

This is true. No woman is unique, but the ones who REALLY fuck are unforgettable.

I want to be attractive enough to make up for my autistic loner personality

Ryan Gosling makes it work. How are you in the Face department?

>Ryan Gosling makes it work.
He's also rich and famous. I doubt it's only his looks.

>doing abs
>hurts like shit
>think to myself "better than the pain of dying alone"
>pump out 10 extra crunches

you deleted him but i wanted to post him too brah

you're a huge faggot and a nigger.

Kill yourself so your kid doesn't grow up as shitty as you.

Stealing good women from good guys. Idk why, but the prospect of cucking someone and fucking the thing most precious to them pushes me harder than anything else. It's literally the basis for all of my success in life and although my mind tells me I'm wrong for living this way, my intuition constantly tells me there's no better way to live.

Someone's probably going to try and kill me one day. Hopefully my hormones will have calmed the fuck down before it gets to that point, but idgaf.

It's all blood for the blood God in the end.

>the strong should be chained by the weak who are both ungrateful and demanding.

that's some communist bullshit right there.

see

I just want to have a chiseled jaw

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I don't plan on having children because I recognize the fact I'm an extremely irresponsible individual living in a dangerous world.

Thankfully my sense of self worth doesn't stem directly from how many women I sleep with, but rather indirectly. Thus once I get older and hopefully settle down, I'll still have a moderate amount of success to warm my heart once the women stop rolling in.

Not him. I did read it. They go in detail about all kinds of stuff. It's absurd.

>vagina tightening excercises
did she use weights?
I'm just going to give some to my girlfriend but I have no idea which are best

help a bro out

also, what happened with the ex and you have any pics?

inb4 that guy who mixes songs with girls voices from /soc/ talking about how they want a jacked dude to plow them

can someone post that screencap, we just had this thread last week

this manga is way too over the top but still gold

>female elk prefers big male elk
>proof of evolution

It's cooler if the basic premise isn't literally retarded drivel that nobody would ever say, but whatever floats yr boat

I'm fat as fuck and I want to be better. I want to be as strong as possible or even more stronger than that.

Veeky Forums motivates me. Whether its grill threads, CBTs or inspiration threads, this board is awesome.

>pretend I am a black man that been kidnapped by Viking raiders
>must prove myself by lifting
>constantly fast
>beat myself in the mornings
>Run out in the cold with barely anything on.
>Viking metal constantly blaring through my headphones
>Rowing excersices till failure everyday
>developed a fetish for wanting to hatefuck thicc Nordish looking women

The gains are pretty good.

and now I hate your existence.

fucking bitch, hope he bent he teeth backwards

Very nice my dude. Gonna jack it to this fantasy later.

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLDER VERSION OF MY EX
;______;

wait are irl black, or white?

This. FPS fueled my cutting like nothing else could.

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>lift for little girls like pic related
>not autistic

There's other things, this just the most cringeworthy

that's not hard you just need high blood pressure

Does lifting do that for you?
I feel like lifting does not change your bone structure.
I lift to compensate for my mediocre jawline

be my Daddy

wow 8/10

autism.

DELET

I have a list of every casualty from ww2 from my state. Every time I get a little better, I cross a name off and dedicate my gains to that soldier.

That's autistic

>Why there are girls at boxing classes

I am so beta I actually believe that I am a different species from the Stacies and Chads. What motivates me is trying to get a Stacy to notice me for once, not in a 'Look at that creepy guy', but in a 'he's alright' kinda way.

Doomguy.

Dunno why, he just gets me hyped up. Probably because I lift to the soundtrack.

Angie hasn't looked that good in years. What's she up to now? Still whoring herself?