Mire thread
>in college class
>grill getting touchy as fuck talking to me, laughing at everything i say and putting hands on my legs
>eventually she says "so user can you help me with my essay later"
>me: "no"
>her:"what why"
>me:"because that would be a complete waste of my time"
chad
*beta cuck
...
She just wanted an excuse to get you to her place to fuck you idiot. Girls cant outright say they want to fuck you without seeming like whores so they try really subtle things like getting you isolated where you can make a move without feeling pressured and she can get what she wants while giving up all responsibility for the scenario.
ffs learn how women work then next time when this happens you can get your dick wet
>get mooned in rugby game
>students' union newspaper photographer takes a picture
>posts it on rugby team website
>"best thing about rugby" written in the description
>lots of qts and benders mirin in the comments
I didn't want this mixed feel.
there's no way to win here
>declines veiled invitation to sex
>"Chad"
Way to go a-hole
>being baited this hard
Hows your first week on Veeky Forums coming along?
>be youngest dev in office
>be tall fit and handsome
>see 50 year old hot milf marketing boss lady at 9 am making coffee every day
>flirts with me, winks conversation etc
I would smash her over her desk so hard if I didnt have a girlfriend
We literally have a thread up where user can't talk to females right now. Its more so for anyone that sees it and less for the obvious bait. Don't be a faggot.
>I would smash her
>if I didnt have a girlfriend
That's not very chad like, user.
>be at student party this weekend
>this one song comes on and you're supposed to take your top off
>everyone does and I'm standing there with my shirt off with tons of drunk and horny girls in bras around me
>6'2 190 lbs 11% bf built otter reporting in
>get fucking molested by all the girls around me because I'm the only fit guy there
>make out with like 4 girls during the song and get tons of tit action
>do the 'ol lickaroo later that night with one of the girls
god I love being fit and popular in uni
>>this one song comes on and you're supposed to take your top off
name of song? I can't see people actually doing this lol
Ah this copy/pasta again.
Welcome to Veeky Forums.
>'lol guiz im so alfa ;)))'
>Chewing the old used cum out of some sorority slut's cunt
Great for you buddy, so proud.
5-6 desu
I actually don't know because I've only heard it when drunk
Did you have fun sitting in this Saturday too?
p-post body pic? No homo
Ocean man - ween
>Implying
I've fucked my fair share of sorority girls and even given the ol' lickaroo to some. It's not worth it man.
Fair enough, but I disagree.
were the other guys jelly?
I don't know and I don't care
ded thread RIp
rolling for 1-2.