Be FA kissless virgin

>be FA kissless virgin
>blast a ton of gear
>currently on a 2 year long blast
>end up meeting cute as fuck girl on tinder
>meet up with her yesterday
>actually get along perfectly, we make out half the night
>bring her home
>cant get hard to save my life
>try some viagra samples i have laying around
>still NOTHING
>shes chill about it and we just cuddle and kiss all night
>wants to see me again on the weekend


if viagra didnt work, what will fix my dick? please help Veeky Forums

currently on test/deca/eq

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ED is a horrible curse bro.

Stop jerking off and stop being nervous.

*stop jerking off to porn

is the main thing

Go down on her for awhile, even if that doesn't help get it up at least she'll enjoy it.
Sounds like you lucked out with the girl at least.

>blast a ton of gear
>dick stops working

Five seconds on google:
>Deca dick
>I have unfortunately had the experience for one week and at your low of a dose I wouldn't really worry about it. But if you are that worried get some Dostinex (Cabergoline) and take .5mg e3d, that should solve the estro from converting to prolactin and you'll love the enhanced effects of it as well.

Also found this entire page on the subject
anabolics.com/pages/Side-Effects-of-Deca

Just imagine my hot boypussy when you're kissing her ;3

haha retard meatheads

if you're under the age of 25, you are fucked in the long run

stay away from steroids boyos

>stay away from steroids boyos
Or maybe do some research before you do roids, dont abuse roids AND dont hop on the heavy stuff the first thing you fucking do

2 year fucking blast...goddamn

Post physique and dick

If someone showed you gay porn, would you get hard? If yes, then we found the problem.

Can you get hard when you jerk it?

lmfao

This might be your problem OP

yes, i used to jack off a ton

right now im doing no fap until i see her again

any supps i can take? and im already taking prami/adex

just wondering why the viagra didnt work, thats weird

>2 year long blast
>cant get hard to save my life

Wow so shocking, totally didn't see that coming. Maybe don't be a dumbass in your next life cause you're fucked in this one.

How nervous were you?

I always have ED with new chicks, I have to take high-dose viagra for peace of mind before I try to fuck new bitches.

Anxiety's a bitch, bro

>already

10 to 1 your estro is crashed. One of those hormones thats important to boners.

Beat me to it.
The constant Aromatase Inhibitor will zero your estrogen, stop taking it and don't fap until you see her again.

is that cycles render? wish it was with more samples.

I actually thought I was the only one who did this.

i also do this when banging new people, feel much less weird about it now

im taking 0.25 adex 3x a week i doubt that crashed my estro

not jerking off in general is better for this short term thing

Where do you just get high-dose viagra?
Or viagra of any kind of that matter?

Lol wtf? If you haven't come off gear there's no reason you shouldn't be rock hard 24/7. It's in your head or there's something seriously wrong with your hormones

viagra is a vessel dilator, not a magic boner maker, wake the fuck up...

Viagra doesn't really work with alcohol, so if you were drinking that night/ evening it could have fucked with it

>vessel dilator
You cannot be fuckin serious.
Maybe you should wake the fuck up.

No source talk.
If you don't already know, then you're a /newfag/

Legal ways:

Your GP

A Pharmacy

Naughty Ways:

Dodgy online indian pharmacies

Deep web marketplaces (Alphabay is decent -- I get LSD with next day delivery)

cabergoline

Porn induced erectile dysfunction

Happened to me my first time as well, was embarrassing as fuck.

I stop jacking off and everything works fine 100% of the time.

In your head bro, she just makes you nervous. Been there, it gets easier when you losen up around her.

Go to a Urologist

explain to her that you are nervous around her because you really like her , she will love that . communicating with her will relax you and you guys will be banging in no time . I have had the same problem as you , just be straight up with them , it works

I ll never get it how someone can't get a boner when pussy lies literally infront of you man. It is like rejecting 5mill dollar.

You blew it OP you could've been devilish and dumped the guilt off on her for not arousing you but now she's probably just gonna tell her friends you're gay

dude how legit is alphabay, I would kill for lsd with next day delivery

Nofap is usually a meme, but it actually does fix ED.

Also noporn is good for life in general.

Viagra makes it easier to get a boner by affecting blood vessels on the dick. It does nothing to affect the "signal" coming from your brain to start the boner process. In other words, Viagra won't just give you a boner out of the blue if you take it, it still requires the initial signal.

I suspect you were just nervous. When I was a kissless virgin and I first made out, I didn't get hard at all when she grinded against me. Second time I met her, I couldn't stop being hard. Just have fun, don't be anxious

Sounds dumb, but is there anything that will give you an instant hard on?

I remember taking yohimbine gave me boners all day but it also made my heart beat fast as fuck

Inject Trimix into your dick before you fuck

Never touch decca m8
Some peoples dicks stop working for years

Get a toxic spider bite

I wouldn't risk taking yohimbine with Viagra. Not worth the potential risks to your blood pressure.

I don't really know anything that can do that : /
I would just start slow, get in lots of sensual foreplay, communicate with her. The key is to feel comfortable. Much easier to get a boner if you're feeling relaxed and stress free

Forgot to add: not the worth the potential risk to your heart rate too, while on both

You're a fucking loser and that's why nobody likes roid fags.

Every roiding faggot has some crippling insecurity that causes them to roid in the first place. Roiding is a symptom of some wicked inferiority complex, crippling insecurity or overall retardation.

What kind of retarded shit is in that pic?

its not the roids you were nervous when i lost my virginity i couldnt get fully hard it was a half chub. Tell her you are a virgin serious. it will lift a weight off your shoulders.

First time i had sex i couldn't get hard, had to leave the house with her for a bit to either relax a bit or get my mind off it cause the more you think of it the less hard its gonna get. it was definitely cause i wasnt relaxed but eventually it got half way up and it worked enough lol, but the next time it was a normal experience. i had to go out and smoke weed cause at the time i was into that and it calmed me a bit

is tren heavy stuff?

>he fell for the steroid meme
PFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

LOOKIN TOUGH BUT YOUR DICK IS BROKEN PFFAHAHAHAHA

>imagine boipucci
>doesn't offer visual aid

badonion fyi